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Written by actual UMD customers
"A Perfect Substance"
Jayce, wearing a tight mini skirt, no nickers, takes her top off. Now that is an excellent start to any movie, especially a HoM WAM movie. She is trying out a new (I think) substance chocolate sauce. It's a real winner. It is thick, gloopy, shiny, heavy and cold. A perfect stuff to spread over her naked body. Perfect. Add in some insertions, into her mouth and into her pussy all shown in particularly fine close up. If you insert it then she will come.

But the star of the show is Jayce, naked and engulfed in the chocolate sauce. Covered as only she can do. Poured slowly, thickly all over. I tell you, I couldn't take my eyes of her. I just stared. The sight was absorbed into my brain. Thank you Jayce. You're a star. Keep up the good work. I tell you, if you keep it up then, err, so shall I.
Splosh Lover  2/23/19
"Omg"
This is a must-buy movie. Just look at the chocolate picture stills. Hell, even my wife couldn't take her eyes off them. I'd argue that if you were filling a time capsule to be buried for a thousand years and you wanted to explain WAM, this picture would do it. The video--you want to see that body moving with all the thick chocolate? Writhing around? So buy it. I also liked that once she started putting on and pouring the chocolate, she didn't drag it out. You know those videos where it's a dab here and a dab there and the movie is almost over? This gives her more time to seduce the viewer, and get--well, I'm too much of a gentleman to mention any insertions into orifices.
anymess  2/21/19
"Hot guys, nice underwear and foam pies!"
A nice simple scene, watching gorgeous guys, in their underwear, enjoying themselves with foam pies. Clearly having an amazing time, they get covered well in the foamy mess.
BasingWAMguy  2/21/19
"Sensual and fun"
So I thought I would try a vid from these guys and I was not disappointed! Nothing was rushed and there was great sensual chemistry between you guys! Everything was well planned and thought out and the dual aspect views worked perfectly, seeing close up and the bigger picture at the same time! Yes we didn't get to see your faces, but that did not detract from what is a great video! I can't wait for my next download from your store--keep up the great messy work!
Gaygunge  2/16/19
"Awesome"
Need more videos like these. They are amazing. Made me hold an erection for the length of multiple videos.
Themessyman123  2/15/19
"Lovely Maude plays in thick river mud and gets totally covered up"
Great video of beautiful Maude, working herself up and down the muddy riverbanks many times, getting more and more engulfed in mud.

She gets muddy beyond recognisability, her face also covered-up. Comes with a extra video of the shower and hundreds of hi-res picture. Great!
Pure Paint  2/15/19
"Absolutely gorgeous waders video"
An absolutely lovely video. Andrea starts in tight jeans and rear-zip mountain horse riding boots, already flooded from the previous video. She then removes those and puts on about the tallest pair of thigh waders she possibly could. Finally, she wades into the river right up to and ultimately over the tops of the waders, before lying on her back to empty them. If you have any taste for women in waders, this is gorgeous stuff.
Hunters  2/14/19
"Great realistic "wet boots" video"
A lovely little realistic "wet boots" video. Andrea wears tight jeans and what look like Mountain Horse rear zip riding boots. There's plenty of footage of her walking across splashy wet ground before wading through a river, up to and then over the tops of her boots, soaking her jeans to mid-thigh. Note that you don't get to see her remove the boots that's on the second of the geocaching videos.
Hunters  2/14/19
"Dixie Dives in"
Dixie is now an expert at getting wet in a pool while clothed. I won't say fully-clothed because the shirt doesn't always actually cover her lovely breasts. Which is nice. And if, like me, you enjoy watching a girl going under then this is the girl to watch, this is the video to see. It's beautiful. Can I just thank Dixie for the things she does just to entertain us. All that breath holding. Also for wearing that-shirt (almost). Also for getting her hair messed up all over her face. Also for being able to go under so much. I love it. Thank you and keep up the good work. Also, by the way, she is getting better at not holding her nose so much. Which is nice.
Splosh Lover  2/13/19
"Slimed hottie"
Another great vid by this hottie! Loved the colors and consistency of the slime. Slime suits him! I cannot wait to see what’s next... hoping for a duo slip session. Keep up the great work!
glopguy06  2/10/19
"Messy Cleo + messy room = top of the world"
In this messy room and with this outfit Cleo is the dream of all messy lovers. This video is absolutely a must have, Cleo is the goddess of messy and wam.
WesGun  2/10/19
"Just amazing for messy lovers."
Cleo you're so hot and I really want to join with you in that messy inflatable pool.

Your body and boobs covered in all of that substances are simply amazing :)
WesGun  2/10/19
"Cleo is amazing"
Cleo is sensational and the guy is really lucky in this cook scene. I want too to prepare a cake with Cleo!
WesGun  2/10/19
"Dixie abandons herself to her art"
It is now confirmed, as if confirmation were need, that Dixie is a fully fledged, card carrying, paid up member of the House of Mess staff. She will do anything with a total jfdi (just do it) commitment to the art of the mess. As she is slowly but methodically transformed from a beautiful naked woman to a white blob we learn that there is clearly no end to how far she will go. After initially coating herself and head dunking, she, very wisely, allows the boss to decide if any further treatment is required and it will come as no surprise to learn that the result is complete, sensory deprivation, barely able to breath, reduced to a white shape. I tell you, she’s a game girl. Total commitment as she abandons herself to her art. Brilliant. I love it. As a nice little addendum, a bonus, an extra, Jayce joins in and we find out what she is wearing under that frock which is nice.
Splosh Lover  2/9/19
"Total class equestrian wet clothes video"
An absolutely lovely video. Andrea puts on waterproof jacket and chaps over leather riding boots and jodhpurs, and briefly rides. She then gets back to the yard and dismounts before being power washed in her waterproofs. This is the high point of the video it’s a good, sustained blasting with high powered water. Finally, she takes off her waterproofs and gets power washed again in jods and fleece top, totally soaking her.
Hunters  2/8/19
"Nice "realistic" wet clothes and boots video"
If you like women getting wet in “realistic” ways (rather than having buckets of water poured over their heads) then this is a nice little piece you'll enjoy. Andrea is wearing a pair of smart knee length leather boots over jeans, and is out taking photographs. During the course of her walk, she splashes through puddles and wades through a river just short of her boot tops, then finally wades into a deeper section of the same river up to her waist. getting thoroughly wet to her waist.
Hunters  2/8/19
"Excellent waders video"
Great stuff--Andrea starts off in jodphurs and muck boot riding boots (nice those those of us who like that...which I do) then puts on a waterproof suit and thigh waders before getting about as wet as it is possible to get--trust me on that last point--in a river, then finally strips off back to her wet jodphurs. The best thing is that she genuinely looks like she's enjoying it :-)
Hunters  2/3/19
"A must for anyone who likes muddy equestrian women"
A great video. Andrea puts on waterproof chaps over riding boots and jodphurs, gets about as wet and filthy as she can in a waterlogged field, then cleans the mud off with a hose...including putting the hose down inside her jodphurs. Wonderful stuff, if your tastes run that way.
Hunters  2/3/19
"Wet Wimmin"
Needs, wants and wishes. So there I was in a pub drinking my beer and dreaming of such things. I need to be entertained and, at that time, I wanted wet fetish entertainment. And I was wishing that it could involve sexy, wonderful wimmin who are worldly wise in the ways of WAM. Ho hum. Then I rubbed by beer glass wishing for such things and a soft breeze came though the pub and I heard a voice telling me to return home and search the internet. "seek drenchmegirls and ye shall find" it said. So, anyway, I had a couple more pints (sorry, Jayce, can't rush this sort of thing) then went home, searched as suggested and found this. I tell you, Jayce is building a brilliant studio of sexy girls. All of their work is completely excellent and this is yet another superb example. Watch it. It's classic. Really. Although, having enjoyed it several times, look, Dixie is lovely. Very sexy. I love watching her. Really true. She is good. It's just, I'm sorry, but I can't stop thinking about Jayce's tits. Watch this and you'll know what I mean.
Splosh Lover  2/3/19
"Funny, messy, two hot girls, a must buy!"
This video is so funny, Sammii is a natural getting messy, Shannon takes her gunging so well, there is humour, funny moments, lots of gunge, it's a definite must buy download, especially if you are a fan of Sammii!
HCW7  2/2/19
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