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"She always looks good going under."
She always looks good going under too bad no one is there to push her under with a foot on her head at the edge of the quicksand pit.
coyote  2/26/19
"Wammers gonna wam, y'all"
So listen, if the idea of having Boychucker staring straight into your eyes while smearing chocolate all over herself and getting off in the mess doesn't appeal to you, then your priorities are seriously out of whack. For everyone else, this is a fantastic video!
sauceboss  2/25/19
"Gorgeous models ruin nice outfits, Hot sex!"
Both models are stunning, both outfits are perfect and they have a lot of fun ruining them. The very hot sex at the end is a wonderful bonus in this video, Candy hit it out of the park on this one!
sauceboss  2/25/19
"Lots of beautiful women very messy"
On a pure boobs-per-dollar basis this one is a winner, especially since these ladies are beautifully-dressed and thrown into a deep pool of slime.
sauceboss  2/25/19
"Beautiful curves very messy"
I like big butts and I can not lie--this is a great messy video with a super curvy model getting really messy!
sauceboss  2/25/19
"Excellent Video liked it very much"
Excellent video she is one pretty lady love the jeans an the top an the coats. She talks in the video how she loves the outfit an she loves to get wet in her clothes.
poncho  2/25/19
"A Perfect Substance"
Jayce, wearing a tight mini skirt, no nickers, takes her top off. Now that is an excellent start to any movie, especially a HoM WAM movie. She is trying out a new (I think) substance chocolate sauce. It's a real winner. It is thick, gloopy, shiny, heavy and cold. A perfect stuff to spread over her naked body. Perfect. Add in some insertions, into her mouth and into her pussy all shown in particularly fine close up. If you insert it then she will come.

But the star of the show is Jayce, naked and engulfed in the chocolate sauce. Covered as only she can do. Poured slowly, thickly all over. I tell you, I couldn't take my eyes of her. I just stared. The sight was absorbed into my brain. Thank you Jayce. You're a star. Keep up the good work. I tell you, if you keep it up then, err, so shall I.
Splosh Lover  2/23/19
"Omg"
This is a must-buy movie. Just look at the chocolate picture stills. Hell, even my wife couldn't take her eyes off them. I'd argue that if you were filling a time capsule to be buried for a thousand years and you wanted to explain WAM, this picture would do it. The video--you want to see that body moving with all the thick chocolate? Writhing around? So buy it. I also liked that once she started putting on and pouring the chocolate, she didn't drag it out. You know those videos where it's a dab here and a dab there and the movie is almost over? This gives her more time to seduce the viewer, and get--well, I'm too much of a gentleman to mention any insertions into orifices.
anymess  2/21/19
"Hot guys, nice underwear and foam pies!"
A nice simple scene, watching gorgeous guys, in their underwear, enjoying themselves with foam pies. Clearly having an amazing time, they get covered well in the foamy mess.
BasingWAMguy  2/21/19
"Sensual and fun"
So I thought I would try a vid from these guys and I was not disappointed! Nothing was rushed and there was great sensual chemistry between you guys! Everything was well planned and thought out and the dual aspect views worked perfectly, seeing close up and the bigger picture at the same time! Yes we didn't get to see your faces, but that did not detract from what is a great video! I can't wait for my next download from your store--keep up the great messy work!
Gaygunge  2/16/19
"Awesome"
Need more videos like these. They are amazing. Made me hold an erection for the length of multiple videos.
Themessyman123  2/15/19
"Lovely Maude plays in thick river mud and gets totally covered up"
Great video of beautiful Maude, working herself up and down the muddy riverbanks many times, getting more and more engulfed in mud.

She gets muddy beyond recognisability, her face also covered-up. Comes with a extra video of the shower and hundreds of hi-res picture. Great!
Pure Paint  2/15/19
"Absolutely gorgeous waders video"
An absolutely lovely video. Andrea starts in tight jeans and rear-zip mountain horse riding boots, already flooded from the previous video. She then removes those and puts on about the tallest pair of thigh waders she possibly could. Finally, she wades into the river right up to and ultimately over the tops of the waders, before lying on her back to empty them. If you have any taste for women in waders, this is gorgeous stuff.
Hunters  2/14/19
"Great realistic "wet boots" video"
A lovely little realistic "wet boots" video. Andrea wears tight jeans and what look like Mountain Horse rear zip riding boots. There's plenty of footage of her walking across splashy wet ground before wading through a river, up to and then over the tops of her boots, soaking her jeans to mid-thigh. Note that you don't get to see her remove the boots that's on the second of the geocaching videos.
Hunters  2/14/19
"Dixie Dives in"
Dixie is now an expert at getting wet in a pool while clothed. I won't say fully-clothed because the shirt doesn't always actually cover her lovely breasts. Which is nice. And if, like me, you enjoy watching a girl going under then this is the girl to watch, this is the video to see. It's beautiful. Can I just thank Dixie for the things she does just to entertain us. All that breath holding. Also for wearing that-shirt (almost). Also for getting her hair messed up all over her face. Also for being able to go under so much. I love it. Thank you and keep up the good work. Also, by the way, she is getting better at not holding her nose so much. Which is nice.
Splosh Lover  2/13/19
"Slimed hottie"
Another great vid by this hottie! Loved the colors and consistency of the slime. Slime suits him! I cannot wait to see what’s next... hoping for a duo slip session. Keep up the great work!
glopguy06  2/10/19
"Messy Cleo + messy room = top of the world"
In this messy room and with this outfit Cleo is the dream of all messy lovers. This video is absolutely a must have, Cleo is the goddess of messy and wam.
WesGun  2/10/19
"Just amazing for messy lovers."
Cleo you're so hot and I really want to join with you in that messy inflatable pool.

Your body and boobs covered in all of that substances are simply amazing :)
WesGun  2/10/19
"Cleo is amazing"
Cleo is sensational and the guy is really lucky in this cook scene. I want too to prepare a cake with Cleo!
WesGun  2/10/19
"Dixie abandons herself to her art"
It is now confirmed, as if confirmation were need, that Dixie is a fully fledged, card carrying, paid up member of the House of Mess staff. She will do anything with a total jfdi (just do it) commitment to the art of the mess. As she is slowly but methodically transformed from a beautiful naked woman to a white blob we learn that there is clearly no end to how far she will go. After initially coating herself and head dunking, she, very wisely, allows the boss to decide if any further treatment is required and it will come as no surprise to learn that the result is complete, sensory deprivation, barely able to breath, reduced to a white shape. I tell you, she’s a game girl. Total commitment as she abandons herself to her art. Brilliant. I love it. As a nice little addendum, a bonus, an extra, Jayce joins in and we find out what she is wearing under that frock which is nice.
Splosh Lover  2/9/19
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