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"A wonderful wet bride to be!
While we all know Jayce is fantastic and extremely lovely. Who would think to know that when she's wearing a wedding gown she would glow like a angel. She starts out walking around in her flowing gown with decently long train but ends up falling in, wedding dress and all. Now you might think she would be upset by this, but once the shock wore off she turns out to love how the dress looks and feels wet. Who can blame her when the dress clings to her lovely figure it makes us all wish we were her groom and we were joining her in the pool. Jayce plays the sweet and innocent bride who falls into the pool on her wedding day extremely well. For those of you whom love wetlook and wedding dresses this is truly a must buy video. Thank you Jayce for bring us yet another wonderful video!

WetGownsLover   1/29/19
"Dixie is a natural
Hey. Dixie is a natural in the water. I knew she was very pretty nice ass, fun to be around that sort of thing. But I now know that she is simply superb at getting wet. Clearly very comfortable submerging, diving, breath holding. The pool not being deep enough for conventional diving, encourages variety in ways of entering the water. Dixie is a natural at it. From jumping in we get sitting on the edge and toppling in head first. Then repeating backwards. Deliberately and repeatedly switching between showing of her wet clothing (denim is always good when wet) and submerging to get even wetter. She just loves going under. She loves putting on a show. Excellent. Completely excellent. More. More.

Splosh Lover   1/29/19
"A classic wetlook
On the face of it this is a fairly routine (for UMD) video. A girl leaves her clothes on and goes for a swim. That's on the face of it. Except there are subtle differences that make this special.

The girl has a good figure which shows through the clingy wet clothes she chooses to wear. She takes time to show off that figure and those wet clothes and not just once. She does it lots and long to give us a good chance to just stare for a while. She likes showing it off and being stared at. She understands how to entertain us.

She understands that getting her face wet is also important and that that means submerging. Which she does repeatedly and at length. She pushes herself to her limits. Just for us. Just to entertain us.

Of course, this is Jayce at her best. Jayce understands her customers and our fetish.

The best bit is the variety. Jayce has made (many) other wet clothing videos. Somehow she manages to make each one different while keeping and excelling at the basic essentials. Thank you and keep up the good work.

Splosh Lover   1/27/19
"Natalie was pure fun
Natalie is pure fun to watch. Starting off with a nice white outfit and watching it get trashed, to her rolling around on the floor in the goop. I enjoyed every second of it.

Baritone   1/26/19
"So much hottness packed in to 30 mins
The Wet bros definitely hit all the food groups with this vid. Fully-clothed, bondage, gunge messy, sagging and Jizz. So dayum hott. Thought I was alone in liking this stuff, but the wet bros hit it again.

jace02116   1/25/19
"Fantastic thoughts made real.
Jayce and I have much in common. In my case my tight, fit body comes from my work as a fitness trainer for the catwalk models of London and Paris. However what women find particularly attractive is my sparkling wit with a hint of sexiness in a slight French accent. But enough about me. Jayce and I will never meet and we are destined to always be separated by thousands of miles of internet but if I ever did pop round to (say) borrow a cup of sugar then inevitably something like this might happen.

Knowing about the WAM fetish that we both enjoy, she would use her feminine charms, her tight body and a lot of water to seduce me. I would succumb and find out how it feels to stroke and fondle her body until we are both so turned on that we simply have to turn the camera off and retire to an night of vigorous horizontal jogging and multiple, simultaneous orgasms. By the way, not everything I've said about myself above is strictly, 100%, completely accurate but heh, this is my fantasy and I'll stick to it.

Splosh Lover   1/23/19
"This is one of the most fun clips I have seen in a long time.
This is one of the most fun clips I have seen in a long time. Kaydens and Morrgan are so playful with each other, the laughing and giggling just show how much fun they are really having.

The game they are playing looks so fun and it made my girlfriend and I want to play our own version of the game.

KayleeKitten   1/20/19
"Jayce the Experimental Chemist
This is Jayce the alchemist. Experimenting in the privacy of her own laboratory to create new materials, new substances to be used to engulf a woman's body for artistic, sexual and general entertainment purposes.

Jayce has created two new substances previously unknown to science. Both are thick gloopy, glutinous stuff. This is, after all, Jayce and House of Mess so she is never going to create a thin single cream and these are well up to her thickest standard.

What we see is Jayce, surrendering, abandoning her body to science, to perform practical experiments and tests as only she can. All over. Head first. From the top down. Thoroughly. Very thoroughly all over. Presumably they are not poisonous.

The results are excellent. Both are perfect for encasing all parts of her head and body, depriving her of sight, sound and air to breath. Both turn her on. Both work for me too. Tick tick tick

What an excellent start to the year. Things are looking very messy for the year ahead. Keep up the good work, boss.

Splosh Lover   1/20/19
"Hot guy getting messy
Excellent video! Super hot! Love the two views! Totally hot guy who knows how to pie himself. Great use of the the leftovers too. Please make more...maybe some slime and pies?

glopguy06   1/19/19
"A must have waders video
This video is the second rubber hip waders video from the Wet and Muddy team. If you like women in waders, especially when they also wade in deep water, then this video is a no-brainer to purchase it. Those hip waders are just perfect for a fossil hunting even if it ends in wading through deep water. The scene is perfect just as the model.

Bothax   1/16/19
"Jayce performing at her sexy wet-look best.
Jayce goes for a swim with her clothes on. Sounds simple but it is so much more. This is Jayce, the consummate performer, the peerless professional, putting on a display for her WAM fans. So it involves a lot of getting wet and particularly submerging.

Please note that, it is filmed with a hand-held camera from the poolside so we get to see the same as if we were there personally. I like that.

Jayce takes care to vary the way she enters the pool. Apart from the initial 'Geronimo Jump' and the final feet-first entry there is a beautiful one best described as sitting on the edge and sliding under. Surrendering to the water. Very lovely and new.

But mostly this is about Jayce submerging. Again and again. and again etc.

By the way, her cotton long sleeve shirt proves that she doesn't have to wear anything see-through or thin and clingy to be sexy. Simply shiny, wet and hugging every curve does work awfully well. Perhaps having a body to die for is an advantage.

I'll give this a top rating. Clearly it is not up there with some of her more extreme messy performances but as an example of wet-look, fully-clothed swimming and diving it is as good as you will ever see. Jayce, you're the best.

Splosh Lover   1/15/19
"Gorgeous girls getting gunged. Great.
There is advice that a nice young lady should be given when growing up. Such as 'keep your knickers on' and 'never gamble on cards'. Then maybe later other advice such as 'try everything once except incest and Morris dancing'. We can only imagine the path that led Naomi to House of Mess.

But anyway, after her pre-Christmas encounter with custard pies and vibrators, that path leads here and to playing games with Jayce.

There are a couple of points that mark this as a HoM video. The first is that fairly early on, both Jayce and Naomi get completely naked which is how we find out that neither girl was wearing anything under their dresses. I find that really quite sexy. They both have stunning, tight, fit bodies which, of course, we already knew, but any excuse to confirm it and to admire them is always welcome.

The second HoM point is that, when they pour mess over each other, they start at the head, particularly the upturned face and let it cascade downwards. Their heads are repeatedly engulfed in gunge. That works for me. Yep. Works for me. We knew that Jayce is the best but I tell you, Naomi is really very good at this sort of thing. I love it. More, more please.

Splosh Lover   1/12/19
"Great wearing a suit in the water
Great wearing a suit in the water but greater when removing the jacket, showing off the sexy wet white blouse.

Curly   1/12/19
"Very sexy underwater with the ruffles and frills
Very sexy underwater with the ruffles and frills billowing and flowing. My heart throbbed when she removed her jacket.

Curly   1/12/19
"Another sexy wet white sheer blouse
Very sexy in the shower and in the pool. Very beautiful underwater. Another sexy wet white sheer blouse that has turned into a second skin when wet.

Curly   1/12/19
"Beautiful underwater, but poorer quality compared with the rest.
Very beautiful pretty and sexy with wet and shiny white sheer see-through blouse, second skin. Beautiful underwater. However the quality of this video is poor where as the quality of the rest is super excellent.

Curly   1/12/19
"Very pretty, beautiful, and sexy to the extreme.
My favorite one of the lot. She looks very beautiful in the water with her satin clothes on. Swimming the length of the pool with her back turned she looks like a cowgirl crossing a river on horse back. The underwater scene was a real heart throb. She is a complete bombshell in that scene with her pretty white satin blouse gleaming underwater, the sash, her skirt, and her long hair flowing and billowing underwater. She looks like a real princess in white satin blouses. I wish she would have done an underwater scene in the white satin HQ video.

Curly   1/12/19
"Very pretty, beautiful, and sexy.
I love it. She looks very gourgous in wet white satin. She sexually aroused me when I first saw that picture. Her wet white satin blouse really satisfied my fetish. I have a fetish for satin, and more so when it is wet.

Curly   1/12/19
"Just a wonderful wet woman
Just a wonderful video. It is great to see a real woman who loves to get wet fully-clothed and clearly does not care what happens to her clothes.

leeming   1/10/19
"Jayce at her best
I can only speak personally but I think that this is a beautiful beautiful example of just how good Jayce is at this sort of thing.

I have a fetish for girls getting wet with their clothes on. I know it is strange, weird even. I really do not understand it. But Jayce does. She understands perfectly.

This video is Jayce fully-dressed in a business suite. Well, maybe the skirt is a bit short for wearing suspenders but not really. By the way, nice legs. There are usually far too many distraction to notice she even has legs but now we see they really are very beautiful. Also (ditto) pretty face. Sorry, off the subject. Anyway, we have Jayce fully-clothed.

There then follows over ten minutes of Jayce swimming, diving, posing and generally getting wet as only she can. It's not play acting. Not accidently falling in. This is a professional performer err, well, performing.

And the cell deep inside my brain goes ping and my fetish fires off. It's fun. I love it. It works.

Jayce, in other videos, is more that comfortable going completely naked. So clothes are not there to cover her shyness. Far from it. They are there to compliment her body and enhance the sexual performance. She knows what she is doing.

By the way, I found something she is less than perfect at making a big splash by bombing into the pool. She's just not heavy enough. Even the reverse entry in the tuck position is done stylishly. She can't help but be beautiful. Keep up the good work.

Splosh Lover   1/9/19
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