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"A neat waders video
A good little video--Sammy-Jane goes in well over the tops of her waders, flooding them both, and is obviously struggling to move in the deep mud. It ends with her lying on her back to empty her waders. My only criticism is that the sound isn't always clear, due to difficult conditions. I'd have preferred her without her hood up, but that's just personal taste.

Hunters   5/1/19
"She's doing it again
This is stupid. Ye gods, up there on Mount Olympus who have given me this life, this body, this brain, this fetish have clearly got it wrong. Here we have Jayce, the most beautiful body on the planet, the most stunning creature that ever lived, completely naked and here I am getting all excited because she is totally covered in foam. Given a pile of stuff, she takes a deep breath and goes face first down into it emerging completely engulfed in a thick layer. She is not recognizable as a person, let alone the most beautiful woman on the planet. And I get turned on something rotten. The reason is clear. She gets the basics right. Basically because she enjoys doing it but she is just very good at turning me on by getting very messy. My little brain cells get switched on. She is just really very good at it. More. More. Please.

Splosh Lover   4/28/19
"Domestic goddess
Jayce is clearly assisting her customer base by demonstrating how, even the most mundane of domestic chores can be elevated to the an extreme level of WAM fetish adventure. Presumably she is imagining me, naked, behind the camera and is aroused to put on a display to please me. It works. I can confirm that it reduced me to a complete mess where I can only stare, dribble a bit and have a massive orgasm. She brings the performance, I bring the fetish and the chemistry explodes in the middle. Can I suggest a small word of caution. If there are any ladies out there with a WAM fetish partner who may be thinking about pleasing them and using this video as, say, a serving suggestion or training video, then do not copy it, don't even think about doing anything like this, without first err, how can I put this, well just make sure that you have cleared the diary for the rest of the day week etc. Because if it works, as I fully expect it to, then you will have a lot of rather energetic entertainment ahead of you. This is how to do it. I love it.

Splosh Lover   4/26/19
"Fun messy quiz
This is a fun little quiz cobbled together with the aim of not having a quizmaster in the scene. The use of different buckets of gunge as the means of answering is fun, with some lovely colours and consistencies used--Ari isn't wimpy in her use either and is soon pouring jug fulls over her head as well as the latex dress. She ends up rather covered in gunge from answering and foam from getting some wrong!

iain-ecgunge   4/24/19
"Good fun finding vegetables
A fun game filmed some time ago, before Maria did the potato/tomato expanded version. Ari wears a lovely latex outfit with gorgeous bows, and is handcuffed and has to find little potatoes hidden in the three buckets of gunge. She goes to it with gusto, plunging her head deep into the buckets seeking out the tubers.

iain-ecgunge   4/24/19
"Fun clean up scene
It is rather self explanatory, after bobbing for potatoes, Ari has a shower to rinse off the gunge. The latex leotard is shown off and then removed as Ari gets clean.

iain-ecgunge   4/24/19
"Awesome vid. Love the full coverage of mud!
Another awesome vid. You really enjoy the mud experience to its fullest. I wish I could be your neighbor and join the adventures. You really go for full coverage in mud and the jock strap was a nice feature. You came as hard as I did!

Sprtsluvrr   4/21/19
"Ever more creative
The very beautiful Jayce has dedicated herself to pushing back the frontiers of WAM. To always seek new ways of submitting herself to ever more creative, ever more crazy, ever more extreme ways of getting messy. Here, after a wise investment of really quite a lot of rope and with the help of her cameraman she is stripped naked, tightly bound to restrict almost all freedom of movement, taped to restrict her breathing and finally decorated with copious amounts of mess. It's brilliant. With that amount of rope, quite frankly, when she descends into bondage, then she's gonna stay there for a while. And the mains powered, industrial strength vibrator does seem like quite a good toy. In the piece to camera in the shower afterwards, she puts out a request for us fans to suggest ways in which she can be even more crazy in the next one. Do you know, I think she has started something big here. Thank you, Jayce.

Splosh Lover   4/20/19
"New meaning for "dirt nap"
Our boy Down Under gives "dirt nap" a whole new meaning. Coming from the farm, he decides to take a siesta beside a muddy ditch. Of course, the obvious happens, and we get some muddy action. The video takes a bit of time (a little over three minutes) to get to the good stuff, and although the mud itself is more like dirty water, our boy still is able to cover himself pretty well before jacking off--very front and center--before leaving. So although the quality of the mud is not as great as one would hope, the video is still worth getting.

TonyA   4/19/19
"Pie In The Face Pleasure
I have thought about this scene day & night since I first saw it, I love it that Tammie gets her face totally covered in blue & pink pies, I love her spluttering as she becomes engulfed as also I love her screams as the cold orange gunge is poured all over her. Tammie is so gorgeous, clean & messy & I adore her dark hair, again clean & messy. Miss Tee is her usual teasing self. This scene itself simple & straightforward but it sends fireworks exploding off in my imagination & elsewhere. Thanks to all involved, one day I hope I can pie Tammie.

CustardMikey   4/16/19
"Sexy guy has fun romping in some thick creamy mud and enjoys it!
A very fun video! He takes his time crawling into the mud and covering himself bit by bit, slowly but surely less skin and clothes are showing and more and more of a muddy form emerges. You can really admire the creamy thick mud as he rubs it over himself and wriggles all the while, obviously excited to be in there. It's not long before the whole pit is wiggling as he humps and enjoys the thick goop, covering himself more more and more. A very fun and delish mucky vid, enjoyable to see how much fun he's having in there! :)

kritterfox   4/15/19
"2 hot sloppy boys!
What a great scene! Two very hot boys getting super sloppy and enjoying each other's company! Makes me want to sign up for a session! Then ending is super hot!

glopguy06   4/13/19
"Dee is great but the scene is short on close ups
I bought this because I'd seen still images of Dee and thought she looked great wet. She does look great and is soaked from near the beginning but as a wet hair fan I would have preferred more close ups.

AlanD   4/10/19
"Just Brilliant
I saw this film at the Messtival in March and decided I had to buy it. It's designed as a movie from the silent era, complete with exaggerated acting styles, but, rather than the normal piano accompaniment, this comes complete with the soundtrack from Psycho, guaranteeing from the start that something nasty is going to happen. First to appear is Maria, at her most villainous, playing a deranged cop who restrains and then repeatedly pies Splatterpuss, who is also superb as the increasingly hysterical victim, though as this is a silent movie, no one can hear her screams. Special mention must also go to the animated clock, an amazing prop that manages to be both ridiculous and sinister at the same time. The audience at Messtival loved it and I'd highly recommend it for anyone who's looking for a hilarious short film with WAM integrated into the action.

AlanD   4/10/19
"Hot Gear, Hot Gunge, Hott Brothers. Buy!
Hell Yes! You hotties push all the right buttons, keep me rock solid for 35 plus mins. Videography is quality and spot on. Hot gear, hott gunge, hot brothers. Peeps all need to buy now!

jace02116   4/9/19
"Penelope's challenge is a "POV pleasure" extraordinare!
The premise is that Messygirl has given Penelope a challenge: she has five chances to get the viewer off. In response she gives everyone who's watching her attempt to meet this challenge (that's us!) an up-close and personal presentation of provocative playfulness (especially at the end)!

She starts nude but she will let us watch her put on several items of lower-body clothing that she thinks we will enjoy. And we get to watch her take off whatever she puts on (each time she returns to complete nudity. Finally, she will end up being completely nude unless the messy she's wearing qualifies as some sort of covering! She's not shy about being nude nor is she shy about getting messy!

She pies herself over and over again while changing what's she wearing for our viewing pleasure. During the process she talks to the viewers as one chance to "get us off" after another doesn't quite seem to do it (part of the premise of this sixteen-minute feature). She pies herself wonderfully but we all know that something else is going to happen: she will pour a brown chocolate-like concoction over herself and then she will enjoy spreading everything over her body (whatever has fallen off will be returned to her body for both our enjoyment and hers! As things get closer to the climax, she is superlatively sensuous in her merrily messy state! The intimate close-ups at the end are the highlight that undoubtedly "gets us off" (dare I say). I really enjoyed both Penelope and Jacy in "Slime, Strip or Cash" (also from Messygirl). I loved the aura created in that fine film and, therefore, I purchased this one in search of more of Penelope with something similar in aura. This one met my expectations completely! It's seriously sensuous and, ultimately, the micro-moment the viewers experience is a genuine joy! Cheers!

Outsider49   4/5/19
"These vids just get better and better
OH MY god! One of the hottest vids in ages! These 2 guys just get better and better! Yet another awesome vid. Cant wait to see what they do next!

ratbagsuk   3/31/19
"He clearly likes his pies and I loved the vid!
Amazing vid. Shame the ass didn't get a pie either with or without the boxers but definitely horny. Can clearly see how much he loved it, shame face wasn't in shot for the climax. Love seeing guys expression when they 'finish'! Deffo worth it.

ratbagsuk   3/31/19
"The winner gets a pie... what does she do with it?
An engaging twelve-minute film with more mess than everyone's expecting! It begins with Amy wanting to know whose breasts look best when wet ("wet T-shirt style") and this leads to she and Jacy pouring water over each other's skimpy white tops. A winner is declared by an off-camera judge (admittedly both women look wonderful). Chaos ensues when it turns out the winner gets a pie! What she does with it creates the magnificent micro-moment that follows.

Things get seriously serious (!) when Amy slaps one of Jacy's bare boobs (we like the word "boobs") and Jacy overtly objects! The sensuous scene that follows, featuring head-dunking into a pail of chocolate, is the highlight of this mini-adventure in watching two women "fight"!

Both Amy and Jacy are fabulous in this one! This film is effectively a "short story" and should be viewed as such! Who in the end was the winner? The various voyeurs living vicariously, dare I say! Before signing off, I will note that I again enjoyed this one much more after a second viewing (I'm not fond of fights) but now I can watch it repeatedly in full appreciation of both Amy and Jacy's performances! Cheers!

Outsider49   3/31/19
""omg... Seriously... It's not so bad being a Messy Girl"
Jacy is a genuine joy! She seems to be "in the room" to become a Messy Girl and I'm going to start by saying this one actually starts awkwardly (the opening micro-moment is rushed). Having said this, the reason we're watching is to see Jacy get messy and "omg" she quickly gets genuinely trashed (to use this term)! Much to her surprise, it would seem. Let me say that the first half grows on us, especially once we settle into enjoying her reactions to everything. The second half of this film is definitely delightful (once she's on the floor)! She's wonderful once she's completely coated in chocolate... what's to be written! Frankly and forthrightly, I enjoyed this film much more when I watched it a second time (I created my own explanation of why she's standing there accepting what's happening to her) and now I can enjoy watching it repeatedly (whenever I want!)... if you love the way this wonderful woman is wantonly willing to get merrily messy, you will love this one! Cheers!

Outsider49   3/31/19
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