Well, I have to say I'm not a big fan of this quarantine thing, but we all have to do what we can to make sure everyone remains safe. Who ever thought that I'd be doing my part & saving the world by staying home and watching WAM videos? Tough job but we all got to do it.

While performing this civic duty I've discovered a genuine superstar of slapstick comedy known to umders as" The Wife" from The Man and The Wife videos. I've been able to view quite a few from their collection over the past week or so. Most of their productions have been slime centric with a pie or 2 thrown in for good measure. While my main interest is pies, I do enjoy seeing a good sliming. They do sliming right! "The Wife" has such a natural slapstick talent and I've thoroughly enjoyed seeing her transition from lovely, pretty and clean to even more appealing, with her "trademark" smiles and slapstick timing, as she got messy in each video I've viewed.

I found myself wondering what it would be like to see "The Wife" in a situation where she would be on the receiving end of a bunch of well aimed pies. It's like they read my mind The Man and The Wife released their latest video "Target Practice." The premise in "Target Practice" is that The Wife, appearing alluring with her make-up perfect and long dark hair looking fantastic, states they thought they should do more pie stuff but 1st they may need a bit of practice. "Lets see how it goes." Of course she states a classic slapstick phrase, "Give me that pie" A perfect slapstick set-up... You can imagine what happens next...

What follows is a series of very well thrown pies... If you are a fan of fun slapstick comedy, I believe this is a video you just have to view. Her reactions are priceless, she smiles and laughs after each pie hit. The mess ends with a massive amount of well poured slime which has become a " staple" in The Man and Wife Videos.

As a big fan of pretty ladies getting pies in the face or in other slapstick situations I give "Target Practice" 2 big thumbs up!

The team of The Man and Wife come across as everyday people having fun and I think that is a big appeal of their productions. It seems like they enjoy exhibiting this to their growing "fan club" on UMD. I love the T-Shirt she wears in the video that states "Stay Kind" which is wonderful advice imo. The Wife possesses many features which I find so captivating, she is very attractive, has beautiful long dark hair, an enticing figure, she looks absolutely stunning in her form fitting yellow T-shirt. She looks incredible before and after each mess. Not to mention her remarkable charm and sense of slapstick. I wish this team lots of success in their journey into WAM production.

Stay safe & healthy everybody!

First, I thought I'd just get it clear that I myself am an butt-aholic when it comes to wam or anything else. If you're like me, and boy that's rough heh, then you will absolutely love this scene! So much booty goodness, right in a few women's faces. The mess is good, the acting is good, brilliant coverage and butts so amazing, you could eat a cake off of. The language is in Spanish, something I enquired into as I bought it. I thought that this might be a problem, as dialogue is a massive part of wam or any form of pornography for me... turns out, nope, no problem, was super easy to get into it, barely an inconvenience. You can follow the scene just by what the host says and how the two women react. Whilst one day I would love to see these scenes with subs, you definitely do not need them to enjoy this scene. I'll just end by saying I am glad I bought this scene, and is instantly one of my favourites.

Jayce in stockings and a skin tight dress, dripping in oil. Just standing there to pose and show it all off. It's just beautiful. Yet there is more. We also have her lovely talented prot Jezzie. Beautiful, especially when covered in oil, with a talent for posing to show it all off. That's lovely. But there is more and, I have to say, based on the chemical reactions it triggers in my brain (and other parts of my body), the best is yet to come. My word. There is Jezzie's big, beautiful, bouncing breasts. Glistening in the oil. Soft. Lovely. It does things to me If she ever needs an assistant to massage her chest with oils, creams and other essential substances then I am available.

Absolutely incredible. Looks soooooooo comfy. Gonna have to try this myself ;). Not too short which is great. 10/10 would recommend this scene to anyone with this fetish.

Here we see Jayce in her role as a combined actress and stunt girl. From her first appearance in character to her entry into the pool is surely one of the great theatrical performances of UMD. I was completely convinced. Then, her entry into the pool is, I believe, a first for her. I have never seen Jayce enter the water in exactly that way before. It is brilliant and a joy to see. But, I'm, err, I'm sorry. From that moment on, dramatic story telling goes out the window. You see, Jayce is completely unable to do anything, particularly in water, that is not both beautiful and very sexy. It's in her dna. She cannot get wet without turning me on something rotten. It is just (just?) a beautiful woman doing sexy things in a pool. She swims, she dunks under, she drags herself out streaming wet to pose and do it all again. I love it.

"All Out 2" has to rank up there with one of my favorite WAM videos of all time! That's saying a lot considering I've viewed lots of WAM videos over the years. Not only is The Wife very attractive, she has a dazzling smile, a dynamic personality and a wonderful sense of slapstick. All things I find very appealing. I like that you can tell she is having fun, her facial expressions and reactions are incredible. The 1st pie hit was awesome! There are few things more appealing or sexier than a well thrown pie hitting a clean pretty face. Well done! All the videos I've downloaded from "The Man and The Wife" that I've viewed are great. They are sexy, funny and feature The lovely Wife who I believe is one of the most captivating ladies to appear in slapstick video in a long time. She is well on their way to becoming a WAM all-star!

i highly recommend "All Out 2" and the other videos they have available. It will be very interesting & exciting to see how "The Man and The Wife" evolve as WAM producers.

Just love this set--great looking guys pouring an awful lot of gunge into each others pants and having a great time! Criticisms- funnel is too small and sweet rather than savoury floats my boat but that's it!

There's something so incredible about watching WAM where a woman is truly enjoying herself. This clip oozes sexy, with the way she looks at the camera and everything. Also, a two minute red sliming... not sure what kind of buckets/barrels The Man uses or his arm workout regimen (haha), but that was quite a sliming. The frosting near the end was a nice touch and another way to add to the total hair destruction. The all black also created a good contrast with the red. This is another great clip in this store.

I've become pretty picky in video buying over the years. Lots of things in WAM have become formulaic and a lot of times I didn't like it beyond maybe watching a video once. From the first pics and gifs that were posted, this looked different. A beautiful woman (not a model) that takes a ton of mess and can balance enjoyment with the occasional feigned humiliation? Yes, please! This clip is nearly half an hour of total destruction. Slimings that never seem to stop, pies, chocolate syrup, and my ever favorite recycled slime pour just to put the cherry on top. She takes it all like a champ, even as the tank nearly lost. This would be a slight negative for some, but I don't enjoy nudity in my WAM unless its the accidental nip slip type. If you like lots of mess, making sure it gets all in her long hair, and someone enjoying it all, buy this clip! They are doing some spectacular stuff! I'm sold on it!

Just as I think Alex can't get any messier he returns with the filthiest session yet! loads of thick black sludge poured then spread all over his lovely body, then topped with a flour shower which he mixes in; finishing off with another flour covering and the inevitable climax. Your cock will also stand to attention with this one, without even touching it. I can't begin to wonder what the next mess will be! Many thanks, Alexxx.

wow. I'm feeling speechless after watching this, but I will try to review it anyway! Sometimes it feels like the same half-a-dozen clips get made in the messy community every day. Then along comes Goddess Brianna and her messy slave to save the day! Goddess Brianna looks hot as hell here. I could watch her thrust pies into faces and pour slime onto crotches all day. Every red-blooded man would kill to be messed by Brianna. And that's not even mentioning her fun personality. Taylor is one lucky guy! Speaking of the Goddess's slave, I really appreciated the male nudity. I hate it when clips involve a guy and he doesn't even get naked. I think this scene can be enjoyed both if you're straight or if you're bi. You can either put yourself in his place, or you can admire as Brianna toys with his cock. I won't bore you with a play-by-play. Suffice it to say, substance after gooey substance gets poured over Taylor's body in one of the hottest purchases you will ever make. You'll want to watch it again and again!

The Wife Takes 28 minutes of total destruction and an amazing amount of mess used in this scene with a few surprises. The Wife is having an absolute blast being destroyed another great scene.

So this didnt work out to well for The Wife a proper hilariously scripted scene by far my favorite would love to see a round 2 where The Wife gets revenge once again another fun great scene.

The Wifes acting in this scene is amazing love the little glasses and the tmnt t-shirt proper makes the nerd look stand out. Another amazingly funny scene.

A great sliming in my favoruite colour red aswell love how The Wife has come to terms what happens and her keeping eye contact made for a great long slimming another great scene.

Poor The Wife she thought she had installed a new voice activated shower. Well technically she did but it turned out to b not what she thought. A great blue slimming and the end is quality once again. Another brilliant scene.

Amazing classic slime scene and a great way to say thank u. The wife is having a great time and her smile is outstanding brilliant little clip.

The amazing adventures of Alice continue and, I tell you what, these two women make an excellent team. Two naked bodies magnificently, wonderfully sexy and stunning in similar but maybe slightly different ways. It is so nice to get permission, even encouragement to simply stare. On their part it requires style, panache, bravado, confidence. Qualities that they have by the bucket full. Happily they also have mud in the same measure which thus triggers my fetish brain cells giving me a brief period of energetic activity and much deep joy. I love it love it love it. So looking forward to Alice's next adventure.

3 cute guys and a tonne of slime, what's not to love?! Great looking gunge, great set-up--loved the tables being turned on the host at regular intervals, always good to see that lol. And footie kits too, which is a cherry on top.

Lauren is super hot and looks even better all messed up!, Great choice of clothing to get gunged in. Shame she didn't get a pie to the shirt would have loved to see it get a bit messier!