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"Omg, Rose is dreamy!"
I love these Rose videos. She is such a beautiful, adorable woman. I love watching her hold her nose and jump in off the side, and all the gaspy, breathy sounds she makes; there's a sexy vocality even in just the sounds of her breathing, echoing in that big room. These WetlookFashion videos with Rose have a whole sensory *thing* happening that is quietly sensual. I love this stuff. P.S. WetlookFashion did not put me up to this, nor am I being compensated in any way.
MrBubblicious  6/7/24
"Total Destruction of Ms. Patsy!"
This is Ms. Patsy's most extreme gunging so far. She is totally destroyed in this one, getting all types of nasty condiments poured all over her head. At the end, Ms. Patsy is a humiliated, gross pile of stinky slop.
Allpiedup  6/7/24
"A beautiful guy wallowing naked in thick, black mud."
My god. I've only got to part three, and can already say this is one of the most erotic mud clips I've ever seen! A beautiful, naked body blissfully wallowing in gorgeous, jet black mud. Incredible. I was wide- eyed with amazement. And so well priced.
mudsprite  6/6/24
"Delicious. Bleck that clings lovingly to a sexy lady's body"
Just me gushing over how her sexy body sinks gradually and beautifully into that bleck. It is just amazing, an interesting study of non-Newtonian fluid dynamics. I love how chunks of the bleck seemingly cling lovingly to her legs, and I also like how her skin gets coated by the watery slime of the bleck.
SlimeMonster  6/3/24
"The Perfect Pair Do It Again! Wet and Messy Heaven."
Once again gunge-master Emoguy has the perfect partner in Broketime 69 who is peacefully sleeping. That is until Emoguy wakes up and thinks his buddy should be woken up with a bucket of sloppy liquid, which has the desired effect. Obviously hoping for retaliation, Emo becomes the object of his friend's response; and as expected the gunge becomes liberally poured over both of them. Aroused and intimately connected while pouring and spreading the mess all over one another, eventual nakedness results in Emoguy's inevitable climax. You Have to buy this video!
DirtyNudist  6/2/24
"Setting the new standard"
Yep... setting the new standard for amateur hair wamming. The slime was the perfect consistency. The BJ scene, as the gloop engulfs her entire head... wowzerfuckin'rooney.
Loobydoo  5/30/24
"Super sexy"
Super sexy video love it to bit and it amazing all over start to end. Love it.
spacewam  5/29/24
"WAM hair queen"
Another favourite. Kat is dominating the WAM hair scene at the moment, and deservedly so. Kat, you're a legend.
Loobydoo  5/29/24
"That hair has oodles of potential"
Uh-oh... this is amazing... a potential new favourite model, if the content keeps coming! Smile, cheeky; jugs, whopping; hair, absolutely immaculate...!
Loobydoo  5/29/24
"Blue Swimsuit Gunging"
I love all of Luna's swimsuit vids! Luna makes all our dreams come true! This vid is no exception! This classic blue swimsuit looks just perfect for some fun under the Gungetank! Thanks, Luna! I hope that your swimsuit came clean afterwards! Peter.
MrWetShirt  5/25/24
"Very hottt"
What a very hot vid from a very sexy lady. In all white gym gear she covers her sexy body in lovely mess! And finishes herself all nude!
Knickerfilling  5/22/24
"Pied, creamed, and finger caked"
Patsy plays a sweet maid who works for pies, only she gets the pies in ways she didn't expect. She's pied several times (the pies get creamier each time she gets it). After that, she has her head creamed, and finger cakes are stuck in her mouth. As always, she is a mess at the end.
Allpiedup  5/20/24
"The perfect clown"
Patsy is great in this video. She's animated, and her facial expressions are perfect. She takes several sloppy pies to her face, (and these pies are really sloppy). After her face is all pied up, she is finished off with a hat full of custard over her head. I watched it several times, and love it more each time.
Allpiedup  5/20/24
"Trashed and humiliated!"
In this video, Patsy gets the ultimate humilation, and ends up as a defeated pile of slop. The facial expressions are great. It starts off with a gooey pie smashed in Patsys clown-painted face, with a great reaction. This is followed by the slow destruction, with more pies smashed in her face, and globs of ketchup, gravy, and cream poured over her head and face. She also gets a hot dog, roll, and celery stalk shoved in her mouth, along with tomatoes on her eyes. Patsy looks amazing in her clown face, black wig, and outfit, before she is covered with all the mess. Anyone who likes seeing a messy clown will love this.
Allpiedup  5/20/24
"A great pied clown"
I love this one. Lots of creamy pies are smashed into Patsys clown face, and her expressions are hilarious. She plays the perfect clown. I love the outfit and make-up. She takes all the pies, despite shaking her head "no" before getting it. In the end, Patsy looks and acts like a defeated clown. This is a good one.
Allpiedup  5/20/24
"Top pies and Patsy gets saucy."
Another great scene from Patsy. This has some super pie hits, and the thick flour paste pies, gloop down her face. Then the topping, an assortment of stinky savoury sauces poured over her head, resulting an almighty trashing. For silent clown slapstick this is superb and well worth it. The facial expressions are great and like Patsy covered in all that savoury gloop, you'll relish this scene.
LeRex  5/20/24
"Get Up Close and Personal with this Super Sexy Girl!"
I love a sexy surface-break, and I'm wild about how many times Rose comes up from underwater right in front of the camera, seeing the sheen on her face, gleaming, the brightness of her eyes and her smile, the sound of her breathing/the sound of her voice, her laugh. This video feels so sexy, so intimate because of the camera's close proximity with this radiant talent.
MrBubblicious  5/20/24
"Never upset a pastry chef when there's pies around!"
For me, this is one of the best clips I have bought this year. A fantastic scene and a great set up in the classic slapstick style were one beautiful lady gets pied senseless by another!

Great acting from Bagheera and Taina with a teasing build up. Bagheera plays the stooge so well with amazing reactions and comments. She can't believe what Taina is doing to her in front of all her guests and is so shocked she takes pie after pie and seems to become resigned to her messy fate.

Taina completes the humiliation by paying slow and deliberate attention to Bagheera's panties. As Bagheera stands there squirming, it is clear Taina has thoroughly enjoyed herself and delights in Bagheera's messy embarrassment.

But Taina shouldn't look too smug as I have a feeling Bagheera will be seeking her revenge!
PiePiskie  5/20/24
"Michelle gets the full works treatment and humiliation"
A great addition to the Rev's office treatment series especially if you like one of the ladies staying clean. And, oh boy, does Mia stay clean! She turns staying immaculate into a tease and there are some great contrast shots. This increases the messy humiliation for Michelle who is slowly trashed head to foot and really gets the full messy office works!

Michelle acts her role as the treatment victim so well with some great expressions and comments. Loved the way Michelle was set up by Mia in the opening scene.

Excellent clip, thanks Rev.
PiePiskie  5/20/24
"Wow Wow Wow! Unquestionably the hottest Rose video yet!"
I've been loving these Rose wet look videos. She is such a strikingly beautiful talent, and an endlessly enchanting woman. As compared to Rose's other videos, this video raises the bar for a bunch of reasons: I love seeing Rose's natural hair like this, and hearing her super-sexy, kind of raspy voice. This video has a lot of notably sexy vocal sounds and sounds of her breathing. There are a couple super-sexy breathy/gaspy moments, including one when she pops up pretty close to the camera after having been submerged. It's unquestionably the hottest Rose video yet, Imo, because of stuff like that. There's also notably some great underwater swimming and posing, some great puffy cheeks and nose-pinching also: all that aquaphile stuff I love so much. She looks unbelievable in that dress too: Sexy, swanky, and sophisticated. I really hope to see more of these great Rose videos. She's really something special, and her skill and comfort-level doing this seems to have increased enormously. I could watch her do this all day/every day. Just Wow! Stunning!
MrBubblicious  5/19/24
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