Haven't been very active on here for the past couple of years due to a number of personal reasons and challenges in my real life. I have missed it and was looking forward to getting back into the full UMD experience but unfortunately ill health has stopped me over the past few months. Things are now looking up so hoping to enjoy UMD more.

Been into WAM from an early age and when I remember getting rather hot and bothered when I watched slapstick scenes in TV programmes and films. That excitment has never gone away and sploshing is part of who I am.

If I was honest at my careers advice meetings at school and college, I would have said I wanted to a professional stooge and get thoroughly messed up everyday by women.

I have always loved WAM scenes that are well scripted with a slow build up and an element of humiliation and teasing. As I have got older there as been less opportunity to get messy myself and I tend to fantasise it is me getting messy in the scenes I buy, whether the victims are male/female/trans or crossdressers.

I also like to read and write messy stories. I particular enjoy ones that have involve some femdom and foot/shoe fetishes.