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"3 pretty women relaxing after work This is a hot video. Three beautiful women in a backyard pool, wearing business suits and heels. The brunette in the pink outfit is my favorite. I am in love with the way her panties show. My boner score on this one is 9. joad78745 12/25/19 | |
"Summer and clay. Need I say more? Summer goes with clay in the same way that doughnuts go with milk. This video is no exception. The tall, voluptuous blonde sees a clay pit practically her second home, by this point in these videos but this time the pit is rigged to burst out bubbles. The pit is "happy" to see her. Do you blame it?! She playfully wallows in it, getting thoroughly slathered. She dunks her head in a few times. This is amazing, but I prefer when she submerges with the back of her head entering first. A must-watch, for fans of full mud coverage. ![]() | |
"Men behaving badly and making a hell of a mess. This is a long and expensive scene and I did wonder if I would get it. No regrets at all. Much amusing banter, a badly behaved 'curtain' towards the end, all add to the great gunging. SoleSalve does not know until it is too late what he let himself in for. Ste is ruthless. You really need to turn the sound up.-- you will see (or hear) why! If you are a fan of Ste give yourself a Christmas treat/gunge. You will not regret it. wills 12/16/19 | |
"An office party worth attending What a great scene! CreamMe is stunning in a sharp pencil skirt and top, and finds any excuse she can to make a complete sloppy mess of herself. That beautiful skirt gets ripped right off as she crawls onto the table and slithers around in the mess. She clearly loves every second of it-- CreamMe again and again. ![]() | |
"Fantastically humiliating mess What an amazingly disgusting mess, taken like a hero so humiliating but super sexy at the same time I cant recommend this scene enough. yes2345 12/16/19 | |
"Wonderful, Wam Positive Film About Friends Trashing Each Other I bought this scene from Jayce ages ago, but am only finally reviewing it. This is a lovely video where Jayce and Kaydens teach you how to WAM a friend,. It's a really warm friendly scene with the two girls delighting in messing up the other in a really wam-positive way, trading techniques and hints and tips and just having great fun. Plus for you wammers at home, Jayce reveals how you too can make thier legendary 'mystery substance', a secret that is worth the price of admission alone. It's incredible value at 25 minutes too. A must-buy. ![]() | |
"Alexander the Great Sensual Artist Seeing this cute guy tied up and humiliated is well worth it, but Alex seems to demonstrate that there is more to it. I loved between bucket pours watching him massage the gunge on Vixen's chest, hair, and crotch in a manner that seemed to embraced the sensual nature of gunge itself. Follow this by some cock play and sucking, and these pups are packing! ![]() | |
"Lots of mess! I have only skimmed through this video, not watched it in full yet, so haven't fully appreciated the game aspect of it, but enough to see that it features: 6 (if you count the 2 hosts) beautiful women, sexy clothes (bikinis and shiny leotards), a large quantity of various mess (including a brief 'swim' in the accumulated mess in the pool at the end), and fun and laughter throughout. (Be aware, as noted in the other review, that Zoe (purple bikini) and Jade (red leotard) start off slightly messy; I also bought and liked the "popping cherries" video, but too long ago to review it). mattmess 12/9/19 | |
"Beans, boobs, and latex This is the first messy video I have watched featuring baked beans, which I didn't think were my first choice of mess, but was surprised how sexy they look sliding down Candy's big boobs (which she bounces around at one point!), hair, and latex dress (mostly on the outside where we can see them, but a few inside where we don't... I think that latex being a waterproof material adds an extra kinkiness to it getting messy). It's different to gunge... the fact that individual beans can be seen means the speed of movement of the whole lot can be seen, and the almost machine-gun-like sound of them hitting the (plastic sheet covered) floor is amusing somehow. (As with the swimsuit video and probably a few others, slightly dim indoor light, but that doesn't spoil it.) mattmess 12/9/19 | |
"It's designed to get wet, why not messy as well. This video combines 3 of my likes: a chubby (and beautiful) woman, wearing a one-piece swimsuit, and getting covered in gunge. (Maybe a 4th if you count it separately: the idea that swimwear is designed to get wet, and it is, just with something stickier than the water that was intended!) Candy appears to enjoy it, she's obviously not just a model doing it for money. My only minor complaint is the video is slightly blurry due to dim (relative to sunlight) indoor light. mattmess 12/9/19 | |
"Looks like fun! I've seen videos of these ladies wrestling normally before, but (a) they're even sexier covered in gunge, and (b) the slippery gunge makes the wrestling quite a different experience! They (and the live audience) appear to have great fun, and the idea of 'sock wrestling' adds to the silliness. mattmess 12/9/19 | |
"Another fine mess. The beautiful Stella, wearing a sexy swimsuit (not that it stays clearly visible for long), clearly having great fun playing in and getting completely covered in gooey clay/mud. The impromptu find, outdoors in nature, is a nice change from scripted scenes. (The slightly lower video quality and wind noise are a pity, but don't stop it being enjoyable.) mattmess 12/9/19 | |
"Clear like water. ... but sticky like snot! (But somehow that doesn't make it seem disgusting like snot). I'd seen still pictures of this sort of slime before, but on video (and with sound) it's much more impressive. Stella clearly has a lot of fun in it (including of the sexual kind), and the latex catsuit goes very well with it. mattmess 12/9/19 | |
"A very interesting messy substance. I can remember making small batches of cornstarch+water (a.k.a 'ooblick' or 'oobleck') when I was younger. For those who don't know, it behaves in an unusual way: pouring and splattering like a liquid, but turning solid temporarily when pressure is applied. Seeing someone playing in a whole pool of it (and hearing the splattering, squelching and sucking sounds) is quite remarkable, and even better when it's Stella, with her obvious genuine enthusiasm for getting messy. (Also this might be just a personal kink, but I like the one-piece swimsuit worn in this and a few other of Stella's videos; I like the appearance of them generally, and there's something about swimwear being worn for not quite its intended purpose: getting wet, but with something other than water.) If I had to choose just one video from the whole of umd.net, it would probably be this one, for both its quality and uniqueness. mattmess 12/9/19 | |
"Need more barefoot stuck videos. As a long-time fan of this particular fetish, this video was a real treat. Watching her sexy bare feet struggle in the sticky goop as she let out distressed moans was wonderful. I really hope to see more barefoot videos like this in the future. :) Gluefan 12/7/19 | |
"It's All About the Shoes Going casual for a stroll down a muddy lane, Mudadventurer draped in hoodie and workout pants first gives us a few shots of his Ultraboost shoes, all nice and clean. But while trying to negotiate some thin strips of mud, the shoes get muddier and muddier. Of course, that means they must be cleaned, but clumsy as he is, our friend goes from bad to worse (or maybe bad to better, considering the perspective). A great video particularly for shoe fetishists, but everyone gets a nice surprise by the finale. ![]() | |
"Great scene from a fresh face. I loved this scene. Tatum seems like a natural. There was great coverage of the mess covering her face and flowing down her bare chest. I for one would love to see her back for more. Nice work as always. ![]() | |
"Great concept and script executed well I am in concurrence with the other reviewers in here and give this a full endorsement. The actress played her part well and the (not seen often enough) Renaissance costume looked great. I liked the rhyming narration and dialogue that went on at the beginning. It was clever and it worked. In terms of the pies, while preferring real pies over shaving cream ones, these weren't bad. They had crust and a couple of them appeared realistic enough to make me wonder if they were real pies. The accidental pie hits were pulled off successfully. Sometimes when they are tried they don't seem right or the quality of the hit is lacking but not here. ![]() | |
"Another great video Jason has got lost in the mud again and looks great in his muddy boots in and out of those fatigues! mudwellie 11/25/19 | |