Reviews
Written by actual UMD customers
"Ok for what it is
Ok for the time, love the Milf in the video, not enough wide shots. Had so much potential, loved the slow mo at the end.

wannapienaked   4/3/23
"Lisa and Mollie take their messy revenge on Suzie!
Loved this scene! Suzie looks great in her "fucking can can outfit" (Lisa's words not mine!) and the build up from Lisa is really funny. Lisa doesn't hold back in destroying Suzie with pies and slime. It looks like Lisa and Mollie enjoyed their revenge, but Suzie takes it well. Would recommend this scene!

EnglishGent   4/3/23
"Worth a punt but the camera is a nuisance
Yay:

Fun, short scene with a model who clearly finds the fun in Wam.

Coverage is really good (unsure if the slime is batter or coloured foam as it falls quite heavy on the model)

$3 video won't break the bank.

Nay:

Really strange camera work. It is mostly zoomed in throughout, and there is a rather nauseating bobbing of the camera recording the action, all while ridiculously zoomed in.

I don't know what the producer aimed to achieve with this.

Limited mess. There is a good pie and the slime quality is good too. However, I'd love to see a bit more mess on offer--especially for a model who has as much fun with it as this one!

Holysmoke   4/2/23
"Another winner
Another winner from this great studio. One of the best first pies we have gotten in a long time. Not sure how your finding these gals, the acting is always so good. You can really feel the care and effort that goes into these videos. Great sas from our leading lady, hilarious comeuppance. Worth double the price.

Eldcrest   4/2/23
"Mel Excels in Clay
Melonie is a wonderful WAM producer, and this latest foray into clay was very thrilling surprise. I love how the heat turns up several notches once she covers herself in clay; Mel is really good at starting out with fun, silly banter, only to get really turned on as the wamming intensifies and succumb to a certain sensuality. I'm beyond excited to see her experiment with clay again, possibly darker colors, or even some more outdoor mud.

WAMOptimist93   3/31/23
"Mallory's feet are no match for a ketchup-mustard duo!
This short but sweet scene sees ffp legend Mallory take on a bottle of ketchup and mustard, squeezing one on each of her feet. The multiple angles capture the mess perfectly, especially when she eventually combines the two condiments!

pmesssy   3/28/23
"Women having fun with slime, what's not to like
*Summary*

Kacie and Natalia begin, both in black evening wear with jewellry, and stood in a (non-visible) pool surrounded by plastic sheeting. After explaining the rules, each draws a card, resulting in one model stripping or being slimed, depending on the result. This is joyfully repeated through various pink slimings and strippings, with each model very much enjoying the torment they're watching from the other. Once one of the models is fully nude, they are covered with the remaining gunge

*Timings*

New footage comprises 100% of the video

Models are messy, on average, for 77% of the video

Models are topless, on average, for 55% of the video

Models have their pussy on show for, on average, 8% of the video

One model is fully nude for 5% of the video

(Exact numbers not given to not spoil the outcome of the game)

*Things I Like*

+ Both Kacie and Natalia are very much enjoying the game, and even when they lose a round, they relish the forfeit. Both models, at points, observe that they'd like to take another gunging

+ The gunge is sufficiently thick that it doesn't immediately run off, but does slowly dribble and drip

+ Natalia and Kacie have a genuine banter between themselves, and at no point does their conversation feel forced or artificial

+ Gunge is applied onto the head and hair, and while Natalia does shield her eyes towards the start, it doesn't detract from the outcome

+ Both models enjoy repeatedly showing themselves off to the camera

*Things I Dislike*

- The static camera is generally well placed to capture the action, but doesn't extend low enough to catch the models lower legs/feet. This isn't necessarily a problem for me, but I can see it being a problem for others who are more interested in those areas

- There's a few pauses in the action, mainly for banter and giggling. Generally, they add to the scene, but a couple of they wander a little too far off topic

- It's a very minor quibble, but the reflection of the ring light is visible in the background, and as Kacie moves, it appears and disappears. This, however, is very minor, and shouldn't be taken as a reason to not buy this scene

*Score*

4/5--The scene is generally well produced, with both good content and good payoff at the end. While it isn't as sexual as I would have liked, the natural relationship between Natalia and Kacie gives an angle of "friends having fun" while still being a professionally produced scene.

LoverOfTheWam   3/26/23
"Honestly one of the best Qs / messy videos I've seen.
The beginning is the best part, She steps on what looks like dry soil, falls straight through the surface into a muddy pit up to her neck. The mud looks great, almost like oil or tar. She writhes around for about five minutes before going under. Personally i liked the contrast between her perfect milky skin and the very dark mud.

Tiny looked beautiful as always but the mud pit was spot-on.

chris494   3/26/23
"A sexy woman seductively gunging, stripping and masturbating
*Summary*

Bri (from Bsmessybakery) begins in a revealing swimsuit, sat on a small table with a pair of buckets of gunge at her feet. She briefly flaunts her clean body in a seductive fashion, before gunging herself several times. On each occasion, the gunging is done in a slow and deliberate fashion, and Bri is clearly enjoying the sensation on a sexual level, both putting gunge into the swimsuit crotch, and playing with her breasts and pussy throughout. The swimsuit is slowly removed as the scene progresses, and while there is some back/bum footage, most of the attention paid to the front of Bri.

*Timings*

New footage comprises 100% of the video

Bri is messy for 94% of the video

Bri is topless for 49% of the video

Bri is nude for 24% of the video

*Things I Like*

+ Gunge is allowed to naturally flow over the hair and face from the very beginning

+ Bri clears her eyes whenever gunge flows over them (although not immediately), allowing her to seductively look into the camera/viewer again. The eyes are the only part of Bri's body that is actively cleared, and the remainder is treated to repeated gunge rubbing.

+ The breast reveal is played partially as a wardrobe malfunction, with the combined action of gunge and stretching forcing the swimsuit off the breasts

+ Bri plays with her pussy throughout the scene, rather than waiting until the swimsuit comes off towards the end. She also pays good attention to her breasts once they are out

+ The camera, while fixed, is well positioned to capture all of the action, and that, combined with the simplicity of the scene, lends itself towards the portrait format

+ The gunge thick enough to stay fairly regular as it moves over Bri's body, leaving a trail of thick colour wherever it passes, and only slowly drip away from her body. Additionally, it is a pair of vibrant colours, adding to Bri's attractiveness both as separate colours, and when mixed.

*Things I Dislike*

- The only audio track to the video is Bri's breathing, moaning, and gunge sounds slopping about. This, personally, is not to my taste, and I personally feel a video like this would be improved with Bri talking to the camera, either about what she's doing, how much she's enjoying it, and/or some dirty talk

- There's a lot of open mouth during the gungings. Again, this is personal preference, but I'd have rather seen a more even mix of open and closed mouth

*Score*

4/5 (5/5 if you like the silence aspect of the video)

LoverOfTheWam   3/25/23
"Master Class in casual clothes messy play!
Absolute Master Class! Erin knows how to work with the camera. The way she interacts with you is incredible. Couple things that sets Erin's work in general and this scene apart is the spotless video quality, but also for casual clothed fan, I don't think I've ever seen a model using her clothes as part of the action so well. They stay on the whole scene and makes sure that every inch of her body is about to climax. This is the scene that every new model should look at to learn the art of clothed wam with happy ending :)

Great buy! Can't wait for Erin's Season 2!

wam_guevara   3/25/23
"Nor For the Faint of Heart
This is the best segment of Vika's mud adventures thus far, and that is saying something. We see her coated, glistening muddy body writhing as she masturbates face down in the mud. When she emerges, her hair is stuck to her face, something I love to see in wam. The mud is still freezing, which seems to be intensifying Vika's orgasm. If any neighbors were taking a walk in the neighborhood on that day, they'd be certain to hear exclamations of "Fuck!" and wonder what was going on. This is yet another winner featuring one of the best wam models in the business.

WAMOptimist93   3/25/23
"Great video--please do more like that
Guys, that's a great video and well worth the money! Please, more of that! Tight white Lycra, getting wet and playing together. Includes some fantastic shirtless shots as well. Though perfectly worth the money, longer would be great--would spend more then as well.

justas   3/25/23
"One of Those "How Did I Just Discover This?" Scenes
I discovered Summersweets' profile by accident and am certainly glad I did. She's sporting an insanely fit, muscular body, a sexy short haircut, and more Achilles' heels of mine such as a long-sleeved tight black top and black ankle socks. She fully embraces the insanity of WAM, completely covering herself in pies, pink gunge, and later chocolate gunge. This appears to be one of the channels born out of the pandemic lockdown 3 years ago, but I certainly hope we see more of Summer in the future!

WAMOptimist93   3/23/23
"God damn
Lucy again looking absolutely stunning in that dress she has a great taste in music with her answers shame it didnt help her during this quiz and the inevitable happend lucy got a great gunging with no dodging at all took straight to the face and all over great rubbing it in making sure no bits are left uncovered absolutely saturating her hair with alot of wringing the gunge out allround a excellent scene from lucy cant wait for her return.

Aceman39   3/22/23
"Wow, this is awesome!
It's amazing. Well worth it. Holy crap, can't say enough good things about this vid. So we have an awesome pair of Nikes, with a beautiful girl wearing them without socks, then add some whipped cream and custard cream. I just wanted to licke them clean myself! The quality of ooze is spot on, there are two different cameras capturing the action and Lavender even goes back for seconds. It just leaves you wanting more. Five stars. Top notch. Whatever other superlative you can think of. Thank you Lavender, may I have another!

andprinter   3/20/23
"Being turned on by an attractive woman
Hello, this is more then what I was expecting, Eileen is a very attractive person and to wear leggings to play in the mud is a very big turn on for me. Hope to see more of this attractive chick wearing Adidas joggers, or leggings with leotard and gym shoes playing in mud or gunge, have a happy day.

Imuddychicks   3/20/23
"A truly fantastic scene. Well worth the wait!
I have been bugging Luna to do a pie scene since the Nottingham splunch (Plat and Luna are lovely people, btw)

So when I was made aware of Plat buying pie cases, I could not wait.

It could have been a big disappointment. It could have been a lot of anticipation for something average.

It isn't. It's great. And you should buy it (if you like pies)

BlueMeanie   3/20/23
"Aimme is a wonderful addition to the UMD scenle
You've seen that pic. You know the one. Possibly the single greatest pre pie look of nervous anticipation ever... ever? Well, the video after it does not disappoint.

Special kudos to Dormant. His aim is getting better!

BlueMeanie   3/20/23
"Noise complaint lol
The music needs to be toned down it overtakes the ambiance and overall mud noises and even the models voices. It's off putting.

Ljones2   3/19/23
"The music is off putting
The music is the loudest part it overtakes a great deal of your content. The music tone needs to be lowered a great deal.

Ljones2   3/19/23
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