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"Breathing, tasting and covered in paint, wonderful!
This is amazing. Madison covers herself in paint, her eyes are submerged and her mouth filled with foul smelling paint. She pours cups of the paint over her body and rubs them in. The final sequence, after her hair is deluged in gunk and her mouth and nose are filled is great. She covers her nose and fills her mouth, moaning and coming while she spits out the paint and tries to breathe.

Emulsioner   4/13/23
"This dude is Hot and totally trashed with gunge!
This dude is Hot and genuinely seems nervous about getting gunged and humiliated. I will buy any vids with him in it. Really want to see him take a lot of pies to that handsome face!

PieMeLA   4/12/23
"Meets every expectation in the best way
Melissa always, always delivers top quality scenes and this meets that expectation in every possible way. It's fun, errotic, X-rated, fun, seductive--the list goes on. You cannot, not get horny from watching this. That carrot certainly got a good use!

SploshJosh   4/10/23
"An Evolution in Ymg's Documented Sexual Exploration
Ymg produces some excellent solo scenes, and this may actually be the best yet. Even as someone who typically favors heavier coverage, oil is a very erotic substance, plus I enjoy seeing someone clearly enjoying what they're doing. Ymg is more vocally aroused here than I've ever seen before, and she seems to be holding nothing back. The carrot is put to great use here as well. The sight of her slippery, oily body humping the floor is memorable, and I love that the pink socks stay on the entire time. Eager to see what's next!

WAMOptimist93   4/10/23
"Pure Paint's Best Work to Date
We have a sexy model who is having fun, awesome-looking black grease, full coverage, and excellent filming/camera quality. There are a lot of visually creative choices that lend to the scene's appeal. There are some alternate camera angles planned for release, and I'm planning to get them as this is such a cool scene. If you are a fan of black "grease," this scene is not to be missed.

WAMOptimist93   4/10/23
"Incredibly hot muddy session!
This is absolutely fantastic!

Love the many mud slides and how you lose your shorts

Love the way you lose your clothes and go at it. Keep it up man!

Chocoman   4/9/23
"Truly a Tour de Force
I don't know how Madison manages to slather herself in house paint while managing not to ingest it, but somehow this is something she can do with next to no difficulty. I love the business suit she wears with it, seeing her paint her face and neck entirely with black paint that blends with her shirt. You can tell she's aroused because she begins to touch herself a bit, and then she proceeds to destroy herself some more in white paint. There are some really excellent visuals in this one, and I give it bonus points for the background being more open, allowing Madison more freedom to WAM and get off as she needs to. I love how she is not just complacent with doing the same thing, but changing it up slightly each time. Another spectacular scene!

WAMOptimist93   4/9/23
"I think the video title says it all :)
*Summary*

Standing in a bath tub wearing just a top and panties, Kacie addresses the viewer, inviting them to have some messy fun with her as if they are present. She shows off her (mighty fine) assets, then asks the viewer to copy everything she does. She gunges herself several times, rubbing the gunge (and herself) each time. Kacie clearly has fun throughout, and becomes more and more turned on as the session continues, eventually stripping completely naked and rubbing the gunge into her pussy as she instructs the viewer to wank. After a time, she counts down for the viewer to cum with her.

*Timings*

New footage comprises 100% of the video

Kacie is messy for 89% of the video

Kacie is topless for 54% of the video (note Kacie's breasts are visible through the top for 85% of the video) Kacie is nude for 43% of the video

*Things I Like*

+ The gunge is thick enough to cling to Kacie and her clothes, leaving a good mess wherever it flows.

+ Kacie's interaction with the viewer suits the video perfectly, and allows the viewer to imagine themselves having a 1 on 1 session with Kacie.

+ Gunging cover the vast majority of the body, including the hair, boobs and ass.

+ Kacie rarely cleans the gunge off, only clearing her eyes when necessary.

+ While rubbing herself, Kacie's boobs jiggle amazingly.

*Things I Dislike*

- While it is a gunge-along, there's no indication of what you'll need. For those reading this, you'll need 1-3 buckets of gunge, dependent on how much you throw over yourself (you'll need to gunge yourself 14 times to keep up). The video expects you to be wearing just a t-shirt and some underwear.

- As a point of personal preference, Kacie makes no comments about the viewer as they strip.

*Score*

5/5.

LoverOfTheWam   4/7/23
"Such a Release! An Aggressively Fun Orgasm
Mrs. of The_intrigued_wamers is back with another excellent solo scene. The photos are awesome, as are her facial expressions, but you just have to hear her to get the full effect. She has no reservations about what comes out of her mouth, making this scene all the more exhilarating. Also, the pantyhose and the glasses are a wonderful aesthetic.

WAMOptimist93   4/5/23
"Nothing less than perfect!
Greatest scene I've seen in some time! Love his tight clothes and his bulge getting muddy while he prepares the mud pit for his slide. Very authentic scene! I love how he gets horny and comes. This scene is great great great!

Keep on doing this stuff man, youre great!

ucxzera   4/4/23
"Aimme gets a Pi Day plastering!
An awesome video as Aimme gets treated to possibly her most comprehensive splattering to date! I'm a face guy above all, and that T-shirt is telling dormant exactly where to aim them. She's brilliant at taking pies in the face, whether she's smiling, laughing, gasping or licking her lips it's always sexy, and she's not shy about pieing herself either! The pies are all sorts of colours and textures--some are sloppy, some are sticky, some are crusty, some are gooey, and they leave her hair, face and upper body utterly plastered. Don't be put off that it's only 5 minutes there's no time wasted here. It's well worth the money to see gorgeous Aimme get nailed with this many pies. Looks like this pair had a great Pi Day and a very educational one as well, even if in Aimme's case it might have felt like an after-class punishment!

Pie Punk   4/4/23
"Very hot muddy scene!
Your scene is Incredible man! I'm so happy I bought it I love the part where you smash a fat mound in your face then smear it all over your head. The dive and slide was hot too. Your orgasm made me jizz my own pants.

Chocoman   4/4/23
"Real top-notch stuff!
If you're thinking of picking this up, then you know exactly what you're in for: super cute gal and gorgeous shaving cream pies well used.

Part of me wonders how this scene would play with a tighter, just-the-mess type edit, cutting the wide angles, cleanup, and time between shots, but at the same time that would lose arguably the best part: Abby's reactions. Her giggling while cleaning herself off is downright adorable.

flansomeman   4/3/23
"Ok for what it is
Ok for the time, love the Milf in the video, not enough wide shots. Had so much potential, loved the slow mo at the end.

wannapienaked   4/3/23
"Lisa and Mollie take their messy revenge on Suzie!
Loved this scene! Suzie looks great in her "fucking can can outfit" (Lisa's words not mine!) and the build up from Lisa is really funny. Lisa doesn't hold back in destroying Suzie with pies and slime. It looks like Lisa and Mollie enjoyed their revenge, but Suzie takes it well. Would recommend this scene!

EnglishGent   4/3/23
"Worth a punt but the camera is a nuisance
Yay:

Fun, short scene with a model who clearly finds the fun in Wam.

Coverage is really good (unsure if the slime is batter or coloured foam as it falls quite heavy on the model)

$3 video won't break the bank.

Nay:

Really strange camera work. It is mostly zoomed in throughout, and there is a rather nauseating bobbing of the camera recording the action, all while ridiculously zoomed in.

I don't know what the producer aimed to achieve with this.

Limited mess. There is a good pie and the slime quality is good too. However, I'd love to see a bit more mess on offer--especially for a model who has as much fun with it as this one!

Holysmoke   4/2/23
"Another winner
Another winner from this great studio. One of the best first pies we have gotten in a long time. Not sure how your finding these gals, the acting is always so good. You can really feel the care and effort that goes into these videos. Great sas from our leading lady, hilarious comeuppance. Worth double the price.

Eldcrest   4/2/23
"Mel Excels in Clay
Melonie is a wonderful WAM producer, and this latest foray into clay was very thrilling surprise. I love how the heat turns up several notches once she covers herself in clay; Mel is really good at starting out with fun, silly banter, only to get really turned on as the wamming intensifies and succumb to a certain sensuality. I'm beyond excited to see her experiment with clay again, possibly darker colors, or even some more outdoor mud.

WAMOptimist93   3/31/23
"Mallory's feet are no match for a ketchup-mustard duo!
This short but sweet scene sees ffp legend Mallory take on a bottle of ketchup and mustard, squeezing one on each of her feet. The multiple angles capture the mess perfectly, especially when she eventually combines the two condiments!

pmesssy   3/28/23
"Women having fun with slime, what's not to like
*Summary*

Kacie and Natalia begin, both in black evening wear with jewellry, and stood in a (non-visible) pool surrounded by plastic sheeting. After explaining the rules, each draws a card, resulting in one model stripping or being slimed, depending on the result. This is joyfully repeated through various pink slimings and strippings, with each model very much enjoying the torment they're watching from the other. Once one of the models is fully nude, they are covered with the remaining gunge

*Timings*

New footage comprises 100% of the video

Models are messy, on average, for 77% of the video

Models are topless, on average, for 55% of the video

Models have their pussy on show for, on average, 8% of the video

One model is fully nude for 5% of the video

(Exact numbers not given to not spoil the outcome of the game)

*Things I Like*

+ Both Kacie and Natalia are very much enjoying the game, and even when they lose a round, they relish the forfeit. Both models, at points, observe that they'd like to take another gunging

+ The gunge is sufficiently thick that it doesn't immediately run off, but does slowly dribble and drip

+ Natalia and Kacie have a genuine banter between themselves, and at no point does their conversation feel forced or artificial

+ Gunge is applied onto the head and hair, and while Natalia does shield her eyes towards the start, it doesn't detract from the outcome

+ Both models enjoy repeatedly showing themselves off to the camera

*Things I Dislike*

- The static camera is generally well placed to capture the action, but doesn't extend low enough to catch the models lower legs/feet. This isn't necessarily a problem for me, but I can see it being a problem for others who are more interested in those areas

- There's a few pauses in the action, mainly for banter and giggling. Generally, they add to the scene, but a couple of they wander a little too far off topic

- It's a very minor quibble, but the reflection of the ring light is visible in the background, and as Kacie moves, it appears and disappears. This, however, is very minor, and shouldn't be taken as a reason to not buy this scene

*Score*

4/5--The scene is generally well produced, with both good content and good payoff at the end. While it isn't as sexual as I would have liked, the natural relationship between Natalia and Kacie gives an angle of "friends having fun" while still being a professionally produced scene.

LoverOfTheWam   3/26/23
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