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"Sexy!"
Alura is just amazing. Looking forward to seeing more bundles from her. Thanks SlapstickStuff!
TentacleLordship  2/12/24
"Gorgeous lady enjoys gunge"
Bri wears revealing one piece swimsuit. She is sitting in a stool and there is 2 buckets of gunge buckets. She covers of her whole wonderful body with that and eventually removes swimsuit and starts to enjoy gunge on her naked body. She begins to masturbate and reaches orgasm.

Overall this was really good masturbation video and Bri is gorgeous wammer.
Desamo  2/10/24
"Nikko's enjoys custard and chocolate"
Nikko is back for more messy fun. This is 1st scene I have seen from her and what a wonderful scene this is. It begins her wearing white tank top and underneath a bikini. She dunks her head into buckets of custard and Jayce also pushes her head there. Soon tank top is removed and also bikini top. She has wonderful big tits and very sexy figure.

Jayce then covers her with more custard, cake batter and chocolate.

She takes her pants off too. She turns around to show her great big butt.

She has very sexy and sensual voice. She loves the coverage so much and so did I.

Later she is in the shower and pushes her head into custard bucket few more times. Sexy head dunking.

At the end there is nice shower scene.

Overall if you are fan of Nikko or like beautiful thicc wammer having fun I cannot recommend this enough. Buy it you wont regret it. I'm looking forward to see more of her.
Desamo  2/8/24
"If you like shampoo and thickness buy it"
she scrubbed her hair so well, very slowly and sensually continue that kind of shampoo.
tarnia  2/8/24
"If you have a hair fetish and wam fetish you will like that"
i love how she scrubb her hair and play with it continue that kid of hair play.
tarnia  2/8/24
"Two hot babes enjoying the mess and sex."
Angelina and Angelica were amazing in this scene before doing the sloppiest slut scene. The blue slime looked so sexy when it was poured from above. One thing that I believe could use is some more slime.
Mudicon20  2/6/24
"11/10"
The video is beautiful.

Especially that squirting stream...

That's what I love the most.

Thank you for this discovery and real authentic orgasms.

I would like more squirting videos :)
amanz23  2/6/24
"Bratty's sexy audition"
Its Bratty's time for audition for new catwoman movie. She is wearing sexy black catsuit but suddenly she gets shaving cream pile to her chest and soon everyone else. At first she is really surprised and confused. Then her suit is unzipped and her boobs exposed and shortly pied. She soon starts to moan and enjoy the feel of shaving cream all over her hot body. Overall I really liked this video. Bratty turns form hot catsuit lady into very sexy shaving cream creature.
Desamo  2/5/24
"Pure, red-hot lewd fun in an unblievable mess!"
There isn't much I like more than watching a beautiful lady get messy and play with her pussy. And make no mistake: That's pretty much the entire scene. I wasn't too sure about the grease, but I decided to give it a chance. I'm very glad I did. The mess in this scene is incredible. I have no idea what it's made of, but it is pretty much perfect. It is thick and heavy, but it still flows smoothly. On top of that, it has this visual character that's profoundly lewd. If I just lost you, don't worry. I'll try to explain. The stuff has a perfect mix of contrasting qualities for a naughty show. It's thick, but it flows well. It clings, but it brushes away easily. It's sludgy, but it's shiny and looks smooth. It's opaque, but it accentuates Tefy's curves and crevasses instead of concealing them. This scene is blazingly hot, and the choice of mess makes sure you have a perfect view of it. As for who won the contest, I think we may have a tie. Clearly, we need a rematch!

Most of this review is identical to my review of Gaby's companion video. If you haven't seen that one yet, you should definitely check it out.
WritesNaughtyReviews  2/5/24
"Pure, red-hot lewd fun in an unblievable mess!"
This scene sold me on the title alone, mostly because I love watching Gaby get messy and play with her pussy. And make no mistake: That's pretty much the entire scene. I wasn't too sure about the grease, but I decided to give it a chance. I'm very glad I did. The mess in this scene is incredible. I have no idea what it's made of, but it is pretty much perfect. It is thick and heavy, but it still flows smoothly. On top of that, it has this visual character that's profoundly lewd. If I just lost you, don't worry. I'll try to explain. The stuff has a perfect mix of contrasting qualities for a naughty show. It's thick, but it flows well. It clings, but it brushes away easily. It's sludgy, but it's shiny and looks smooth. It's opaque, but it accentuates Gaby's curves and crevasses instead of concealing them. This scene is blazingly hot, and the choice of mess makes sure you have a perfect view of it. As for who won the contest, I think we may have a tie. Clearly, we need a rematch!

Most of this review is identical to my review of Tefy's companion video. If you haven't seen that one yet, you should definitely check it out.
WritesNaughtyReviews  2/5/24
"Hot milf gets greased and orgasms"
Gorgeous milf covers her whole body with wonderful thick grease. This video is so great. She has vibrator inside her and turns it on. She gets more and more horny and greasy. She talks how it feels and and taunts little bit. Her moaning is so sexy. At the end she is completely covered and has big orgams.

Overall I really liked this video and I'm glad this custom got made. This was my first video from Bratty and what a video to start with. I recommend this to everyone who likes hot lady covered in grease.
Desamo  2/4/24
"Be careful what you wish for!"
Liv asked for more slime, and she certainly got it! The multibarrel slime cannon really packs a lot more mess than the old one, no mercy, no escape, no survivors. A lovely color palette and a climactic ending for the ravishing redhead.
Messy-Ash  2/3/24
"My kind of trivia challenge"
Another great video from a great creator. The back and forth is really cute. Meredith seems fully at ease and clearly enjoys the whole experience judging from how she can't stop playing with all the substances. And the multiple angles ensure that not a second of this gooey glory is missed.
Messy-Ash  2/3/24
"Silky, clingy red nightie gets very wet!"
Another real treat from CheekyLuna, for her wetlook fans! This time Luna is wearing a gorgeous silky red nightie. It looks soft and clingy as it floats over her curves. Luna gets it wet, of course, bit by bit and I love the way she carefully makes sure that it gets thoroughly wet. Then she wets her hair too, which is always good to see, shaking her head and sending her lovely hair swinging from side to side. The nightie goes deliciously clingy and a bit see-through. Not totally, but just the right effect to tease. And at such an affordable price this vid is great value and you can't go wrong with it. Thanks, Peter.
MrWetShirt  2/2/24
"Candied Candi is a real treat"
Gorgeous girl with a stunning body getting glazed with chocolate and teased with pleasure. While not overly sexual this is enough to drive any chocolate lover mad. Full coverage of almost every inch of a very sexy Candi. I wish I could trade places Frankie, super envious of her in this scene. Visually stunning, drives the imagination wild, good value; enjoy your chocolate dream.
ViktorReznov1963  2/1/24
"Another Muddy Adventure"
Once again our friend takes to the woods for a walk. Dressed smartly although perhaps inappropriately for strolling through a muddy area, he gets stuck pretty quickly. Trying to extricate himself from the muck, he repeatedly face plants, ultimately covering himself completely. Finally he strips down to his underwear, and we can see how the muck has now covered his entire body. The numerous face plants are great--a separate file is included with just those plants--and the mud is of excellent quality. The visuals quality is very good, with even a touch of unintentional humor involving a misdirected shoe. A solid purchase for anyone interested in clothed outdoor muddy adventures.
TonyA  1/30/24
"Very similar to a previous patio scene"
We are back on the patio once again, Chloe sat on a chair, in one of those clamshell sandpits. A blue backdrop behind which we can see a silhouette of her silent partner responsible for bucket after bucket of colourful slime. The slime is more runnier than usual and more translucent as a result / but a lot is used and I think there are something like 5 gungings!
MistaOveralls  1/29/24
"Slow and steady"
Love to watch Chloe standing underneath her gunge tank, but on this occasion the gunge is just a little too thick and so it falls intermittently in, large dollops, every second or two. I still enjoyed watching her slowly get covered, but I did wish the gunge went a little quicker and gloopier as it does in say "Gunged in Lingerie"--my absolute favourite of her videos.
MistaOveralls  1/29/24
"Sensitive action, great filming: perfect clip!"
Wow! What a looker!

These two girls really enjoy their action.

After some short introduction both start with pouring oil on each other... And this they do in a really sensitive way. The camera is forgotten and both just play and have fun messing each other. No weid shrieking, no over done action, just sensitive and erotic action. And it really looks like both enjoy it. Even tha camera is not hectic and zooms constantly in and out. It's always on the spot where the action is. No stupid music that overruns the original sound, no disturbing backround sounds. Great Filming and cutting. So to sum it ip this clip is absolutely woth to buy, as it is sensitive mess, goodlooking girls, a complete outfits (including shoes), good filming and cutting. And finally a fair price compared to the length of the clip too.

I whish all clips consist of this quality.
surgif  1/27/24
"A Thrilling Return"
Firstly, I have to say that it's wild that Chloe G has been doing this on UMD for over a year now. No wonder we've witnessed her evolving and becoming more and more comfortable in her scenes. This store was lightning in a bottle upon its debut, and it still is now. Chloe talks in this one and it's great to hear her voice. Once the sliming gets going, it's a steady progressing that culminates in her rubbing herself. Her arousal is palpable, and it makes the scene that much more enjoyable. If this is any indication for what 2024 holds for PieroProductions, we've got much to look forward to.
WAMOptimist93  1/25/24
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