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"Scarlett shows Lynne the ropes
Lynne gets slimed for the first time! Fortunately for her, and the audience, she has a model who is no stranger to mess: Scarlett. It's a short video, but very dirty (as far as content and materials used)

Pick up this one.

deadpool   9/5/23
"Lynne Fishes for compliments
Thanks to Scarlett, who is no stranger to that gunk, Lynne is slathered with disgusting fish slime. Even though it smells horrible, Lynne still looks great.

It's a short video, but it's well worth the purchase.

deadpool   9/5/23
"Starrly and Zoey get down and dirty
Best friends Zoey and Starrly discuss certain shows from the 1980s and 1990s, and Zoey gets obliterated with gallons of slime. Mocking her plight, Starrly winds up getting slathered as well. Both lovely ladies are engulfed with slime, and laughing at each other, by the end. There is post-slime action, including Starrly going topless.

This download comes with two videos: standard and iPhone. Both are great, but if you enjoy seeing cute babes who are barefoot in jeans, get the iPhone version.

Multiple angles are shown, for both downloads. Buy this one, folks!

deadpool   9/5/23
"Vivacious vixens Valerie and Violet
Violet invites her friend Valerie to the set, and gets destroyed to her friend's delight. Valerie gets blasted with filth in return.

The two, especially Valerie, aren't natural with doing full dialogue on camera. Still, it's a great video, and they both had fun.

Post-mess action is seen, after the credits, including some extra pie play. Check this one out.

deadpool   9/5/23
"Lilly had way too much fun
There's nothing like seeing a cute girl getting pied by two other cute girls, especially when one is relentless with the hits.

Zoey gets bombarded with pies by the Wife and Lilly. The Wife had fun, but Zoey's big sister Lilly had a blast! You could see on her face she's trying not to laugh. After the pies, Zoey receives two nice "showers."

Post-mess fun is seen, after the credits. Purchase this video, folks. You can't go wrong with this one.

deadpool   9/5/23
"They should know BY Now what not to say
Bree and Tori are having a conversation, but they keep uttering the words which get them destroyed. Bad for them, but great for the audience!

Post-slop silliness is after the credits. Get this one, folks.

deadpool   9/5/23
"Zoey in a messy spy caper
Zoey is tied up, and pied relentlessly, while the Wife asks her where the stuff is. Being clueless about her plight, Zoey keeps getting pelted. After running out of pies, the Wife moves on to something better to torture Zoey with.

I did like the joke about the Wife's accent, as well as seeing Zoey's bare feet.

Get this video, folks.

deadpool   9/5/23
"Kat will have a fast time in the shower
Scarlett gets her friend Kat messy, with pies and a big bucket of slime. Sadly, we don't get to see the sliming, but we do see the aftermath of it.

This would normally make it a 3 or 4 for me, but Kat is bald (I'm into cute bald chicks), so I personally gave it the highest rating possible.

A short video, but fun. I wish that they had shown Kat getting slimed in it, instead of just the aftermath.

deadpool   9/5/23
"Regan messes herself up again
All washed up after her first time, Regan has some more batter, and slathers herself again. Her face, boobs, and butt (all of which are fine) are totally coated.

This is three minutes long, but it's worth it.

deadpool   9/5/23
"Regan messes herself up
With a large pot of brownie batter, Regan dumps the content on herself. She doesn't have to worry about staining her clothes, since she's fully nude. She even turns around, to show how the batter hit her cute behind.

It's three minutes long, but it's worth it.

deadpool   9/5/23
"Two sisters, having a conversation. What could go wrong?
Paige, the little sister of Lexi, brings in her other sister Samantha to the set, and the two just talk about random stuff. However, despite not using any trigger phrases, the lovely ladies are bombarded with mess. That doesn't stop the two from their conversation, or from having a fun time.

It's a silly, messy sketch, and it's a fun introduction video. Post-mess action is included, after the credits. You should give this one a try.

deadpool   9/5/23
"Just Wow
This video could Not be any Hotter! Slimed80 gets pounded, slimmed Twice, pours slime on his bare feet and does a little wanking. Ticks all the boxes. A must see video!

betweenmy2oes   9/5/23
"Walter Turns Into A Clay Sculpture!
Have you ever wanted to watch a man be slowly turned into a living clay sculpture?

Well this is the video for you!

Walter is laying down in a rectangular box while Leo heaps more and more clay on top of him. Soon the box is completely filled up and all that's left are Walter's mud coated face and muscles jutting out of the clay. It's especially hot watching him struggle out, like a sculpture coming to life.

Tigerdude   9/5/23
"True Mud Men!
Another great video from Muddybuck and Mudmuscle!

They start off firmly pushing each other into the mud multiple times. It's done so well. Watching them get slowly consumed by the mud was so fucking hot.

There's a lot of action as always as they kiss, suck, stroke and rim each other while perfectly draped in the creamy clay.

Their connection is palpable. They are both very sensual with each other. The way they hug and caress is so tender and it's great to see two lovers indulging in their kink together.

Tigerdude   9/5/23
"Hot Pie Fucking!
These guys get it!

RubberPie gets slammed in the face with multiple pies while his top pounds away at his hole. The video is well paced; there's enough time between each pie to enjoy their trashed faces. The dirty talk is great as well. What really impressed me was his top taking a pie as well. It blew my mind to know he enjoys getting pied just as much while topping.

Tigerdude   9/5/23
"Chloe learns her lesson
The Wife doesn't care that Chloe has had a long day. You don't put your feet up on her table! The Wife gets Chloe back, hitting her Hard in the face with multiple pies.

These Quickie videos are short, but a lot of fun. Pick this one up, folks.

deadpool   9/4/23
"Tori's colorful adventure
All tied up, in her bra, and lying on the floor, Tori is subjected to a lot of colorful pies dropped onto her cute face. Pies are usually thrown, or smashed, but these just drop on her face. After the pies are done, she's engulfed with a lot of green slime. Usually she's sitting up, but since she's on the floor, her face is coated quickly, and she's trying to breathe through all of the slop. With the slime and the pies, you are grateful that gravity exists.

This is a sweet video. Being in just her bra (she's wearing more underneath, but the bra is all she has on top), this is a bit more around the PG-13 territory. Give this one a go.

deadpool   9/4/23
"Mackenzie breaks the Wife's rule
Even though she is a Close friend of the Wife, Mackenzie breaks the rule of her household, regarding putting feet on the table. The Wife gets her revenge, by means of smashing several pies in Mackenzie's face. The video is already a lot of fun, but Mackenzie's infectious laughter makes it better! She's genuinely having fun getting messy.

It's a short video, but it's well worth the purchase.

deadpool   9/4/23
"All slumber parties should be this fun
Mabel and Lili are sitting on the bed, wanting to make their slumber party more interesting. Fortunately, something else is on the bed to pep things up: lots of pies. The two playfully smash them in each other's faces. Once they run out of pies, they find some cake batter, and mess each other up some more.

This is mostly in another language; I kept thinking "despacio, por favor" during my time watching it. Still, even if you don't know the language, you'll still have fun watching this.

You should check this out.

deadpool   9/4/23
"Lexi gets coated
Wanting some quick cash, Lexi returns to the set, but wants to establish to Lilly that there are some ground rules that need to be followed. Lilly doesn't care; she wants to see her friend all messy, and tricks her into saying the trigger phrase. Unfortunately for Lilly, but way fortunate for the audience, Lexi uses a variant of said phrase... and it works! Does this mean that no one is safe, once this variant phrase is used? We'll see. Lilly gets her back, by using a rarely used phrase of her own.

A post-credit scene is added to this fun, messy skit; there's also a game to see who gets slathered with the remnant slop. Pick this one up, folks.

deadpool   9/4/23
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