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The Mess Menace

Cutiepied-production

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Location:

Southwest Germany

Last on:

2 hours ago

Time here:

6 years

Gender:

Male

I prefer:

Males

Followers:

85

UMD ID:

94533

Comments:

82 sent, 50 received

Reviews:

I'm here to:

Chat with friends and find others interested in meeting up

My likes:

gay, great dapper hair, business suits, tuxedos, cream pies, whipped cream, custard, chocolate, gunge, messy, pastries, pudding, formal, and fully clothed

Issues?

About Me:

Impeccable elegance, unapproachable male arrogance, perfect business suits, great dapper hair, and everything messed up slowly and deliberately, tit for tat.

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Last Actions

14 days ago

Commented on a photo: "

14 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Oh yes, the stiff starched double cuffs, getting limp and drenched in custard"

14 days ago

Commented on a photo: "Just when You think being dressed like this makes you untouchable"

2/13/25

Commented on a photo: "Does anybody know what kind of show this is from?"

2/5/25

Commented on a photo: "that's how a business meeting should end"

2/5/25

Commented on a photo: "looks like a piece of modern abstract art, bravo!"

1/30/25

Commented on a photo: "Getting seriously concerned about my suit..."

1/3/25

Commented on a photo: "Not a single clean spot left, but still adjusting the necktie...hot!"

10/28/24

Commented on a photo: "...and his hair still perfect?"

10/25/24

Commented on a photo: "very sensual, smoking hot"

10/23/24

Commented on a photo: "what a beautiful head of hair"

10/5/24

Commented on a photo: "Love to see that beautiful wavy hair getting messed up"

9/27/24

Commented on a photo: "A full head of dark dapper hair always looks so good when messed up"

9/24/24

Commented on a photo: "One of the best messy scenes ever put on film. Cute guy in a beautiful tuxedo gets messed up in "Secret Diary Of A Call-Girl""

9/10/24

Commented on the video Chocolate Cream on My 3pc Suit, "Absolutely Spectacular. So sensual and sexy..."

11/23/24

Went swimming with wetmangay, fully-clothed

8/28/24

Was surprised with an unexpected pie by messie3

8/20/24

Had a massive pie fight with messie3

8/20/24

Had his face smooshed into a pie by messie3

friended 6/30/21

friended 8/15/24

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WM992 12/19/23

Thanks for the support, mate!

Costard91 7/2/23

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