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"Quick, Kinky Fun
The day is here! The_intrigued_wammers have opened a store. As a big fan of their photo albums where it is clear both Mr. and Mrs. love wamming, I'm beyond happy. Donned with a kinky pink ski mask (which I have my own reasons for being excited to see in the video), the Mrs. plays with a berry pie out in her backyard in the middle of the day, massaging her incredible boobs with it and breathing heavily (likely mostly due to the cold, but also from being turned on). It's a quick tease of more great things to come, and for me, it does the trick.

WAMOptimist93   3/11/23
"Great outfit for the thick gooey clay
So hot, love how the sweater wraps her body as she sinks and gets covered in the heavy thick mud. the way she slowly sinks up to her shoulders is sexy and satisfying, the outfit looks perfectly casual making it feel very real and I'd say this is one of the best.

TheLavaQueen   3/10/23
"Phenomenal Foray Into Mud by Chloe
I'll start off by saying that this was a custom order of mine with Chloe, my very first and (if I can help it) certainly not the last. Chloe was incredibly attentive to detail and kept up excellent communication throughout the process, updating me on the status periodically and making sure she got the details (such as clothing and camera angles, etc.) exactly right. The experience was stress-free and, dare I say, enjoyable. On to the scene! I have a thing for women in business attire, including (but not limited to) men's business attire, especially to the point of getting naughty in it. In this case, upon my request, Chloe acquired black socks, dark gray pants, and a white men's formal. Unconsciously, I suppose the idea of a businesswoman/office worker coming home from a long day of work with possibly many hours spent in shoes/on her feet, only to unwind by trashing her outfit and masturbating, appealed to me greatly. After sampling some of Chloe's wetlook work and seeing how she stealthily incorporates masturbating/orgasming while not going fully explicit, I knew I had to order a scene like this from her. Mud made from potting soil was also a request of mine just to keep it simple (and I also like the darker color), plus it puts me in mind of the mud Mrs. Cc from Custard Couple (who Chloe reminds me of) sometimes uses. I love how she starts off dipping her socks in it and then proceeds to completely coat herself, rubbing it on her face and changing the color of her shirt. Once she works her way underneath her pants, the rest is history. Chloe maintains eye contact while occasionally breathing "Oh yeah" as she becomes progressively hornier, and occasionally flashes her pearly white teeth in readily apparent pleasure. Chloe informed me that she gets even more aroused filming custom content, as she knows someone specifically requested it to enjoy, a fact that makes each subsequent re-watch that much better for me. I'm also happy knowing that this scene can now help others get there, too, while simultaneously supporting one of the best WAM producers here on Umd. This is an instant all-time favorite WAM film for me.

WAMOptimist93   3/9/23
"These Two Are On A Tear
Aimmepie and dormant have been putting out some stellar WAM films, and this latest is no exception. Aimme as always is a blast to watch on camera as she reacts to all the different slimings and pie-ings. Her reactions are hilarious from shock at the impact to occasional swearing. Yet, you always get the feeling that she's enjoying the sensation of the substances coating her body. The different bright colors add a lot of dynamism to the video, my favorites being the purple slime and the downright awesome, inspired green slime. I bought this scene during a current sale of 30% off for $7, but it would be worth it even at its normal price. Oh, and of course, Aimme uncovers her boobs in all of their glory for us to enjoy once again.

WAMOptimist93   3/9/23
"Superb
Amazing scene with elm9 she absilutely gorgeous in that swim suit and out of it great fun reactions tonthe filling u9 and even better reactions and great playing in the gunfe once naked another great scene by a great producer looking forward to more of whats to come.

Aceman39   3/7/23
"This was a great outfit
Liz this was a good scene I liked it a lot. Only thing is you never showed your Jeans I was a little disappointed with that. Otherwise it was a good video. I liked all the video's I downloaded from you some was a little grainy but they were good.

poncho   3/7/23
"That outfit was absolutely gorgeous
I came across this video after I watched the Jeans an sweater video. You are so so Beautiful Anya.i hope you do more wet video's that what I like. I see you do messy video's also. I only like syrup an milk chocolate.for messy. Well thank you for your video's I see you made some video's earlier that you were a little heavier. How did you slim down I want to lose like 30 pounds. Well thank you again for your video's I see you must be in the USA somewhere because you had a American Eagle shirt on in one of your wet video's. By chance you ever become single again I would love to take you out for Dinner. Again Thank You.

poncho   3/7/23
"That outfit was absolutely gorgeous
I came across this video an I am so Glad I did. You are a very very Beautiful Lady Anya. I loved this video I just wished it was a little longer. Please make more wet video's with Jeans an Long sleeved blouses an shirts.please. I hope your other half appreciates you you deserve it. An please make your wet video's longer. I can't get enough of you.

poncho   3/7/23
"Best humiliation video of 2023 so far
Once again, this brand new studio strikes gold. A fantastic follow up to the first brat video, this one ramps up the mess tenfold. Nice long setup making our antagonist even more deserving of her comuppance. The performance here is nothing short of perfection. Our sassy brat never breaks as she jumps between wincing, shock, and bemoaning. Great pies, especially for a British video, lots of variety in gunge, cake, eggs even that English staple beans. Total destruction with a wonderful backfire premise. It's a steal at $10, and a must buy for humiliation fans. Hoping for this character to keep returning. Still plenty of punishments we all would love to see the Brat endure. If there was ever a character who I would like to see pratfall/ faceplant, it's this one. This is the best humiliation video of the year so far.

Eldcrest   3/5/23
"It Might Only Be 252 Mins...
It might only be 252 minutes long but it was more than long enough ;-) I dare you to last any longer...

MudMadMan   3/4/23
"Amazing!
An amazing video, like all the rest they produce. They do a great job with the Ycdtotv style videos they make. Nostalgic and modern to create a masterpiece.

sqsliget   3/3/23
"A Sensual and Erotic Scene
"Superstar Model Honour May Trashed... " has always been on my "To Buy" list ever since I caught a sample of it in one of Rev Slymsford's "Best Of Pies" compilation videos. And boy does it not disappoint. The gorgeous Honour May plays her part with expertise with lots of sexy conversation throughout. Teasing the viewer right up until the messy payoff. She's an absolute stunner to boot too. Huge plus points for the use of her elegant dressing gown paired with stockings and suspenders, which are kept on throughout. The same can't be said about her knickers, which is another plus point! When the pies are put in use Honour gives it her all culminating in some seriously hot mastubation. If I had to make a criticism it would be that we never got much of a glimpse of her lovely backside. Seeing her pie her bum would have been the cherry on top an already excellent scene. More glamour mixed in with nudity please!

rufige1992   3/3/23
"Doesn't get any better than this.
I must say, the moment I read the heading of the video and saw the image of Lottie, I was sold. Going through the pictures and reading the review I was already looking for my wallet to purchase this clip Asap. You will not be disappointed. There is a lot of coverage and the use of the colours of gunge is incredible. I cannot wait to see the next clip of this magnitude.

Jay31   3/3/23
"Excellent, many orgasms, so so messy
Once again, Violetvixen shows just how amazing she is and mud is. The raw unfiltered enjoyment, the desire to stay in the smooth muck forever, the fun she's having... excellent.

TheNewNo3   3/3/23
"Vika the Unstoppable Force
Per the description, Vika decided to still brave 50-degree mud on a cold day. You can tell that Vika enjoys pushing her limits and expressing herself in her scenes, and this might be her most extreme yet. She also seems to have quite the exhibitionist streak, as she talks about what she's going to do in the mud very loudly, loud enough for anyone passing by in the neighborhood to hear. I love the creative ways she covers herself in mud, and the cold seems to make her orgasm that much more intensely. I can hardly wait for part 2!

WAMOptimist93   3/2/23
"Another Winner
Another brilliant 4-part WAM scene from Madison of Rubbercartoon. Some really brilliant, extreme coverage with a variety of substances, featuring a woman who really loves it. Seeing the white clothing get completely destroyed and Madison herself getting covered in darker, transformative substances was a blast. Madison even intentionally let some of the cake batter/substances get in her eyes at some point without even a hint of a flinch. As always, the way she ends up using her hair as something of a mask is incredibly arousing, and the way she involves her tongue is exciting as well. Her set-up is simple, but very effective, and the camera angle is perfect. I'm eager to see what's next!

WAMOptimist93   3/2/23
"Great birthday mess
Aimme in her underwear, pies in her face, sitting on a cake and covered in chocolate and other gunge from head to toe. There's kind of no point in a review is there, as this isn't going to be anything but amazing. Aimme has quickly become one of my favourite models because not only is she very beautiful but she also brings a lot of fun and enthusiasm to getting messy. You can tell she enjoys it but there's just a slight nervousness there that I find adds a lot of anticipation to the whole thing. Happy birthday Aimme, I'm looking forward to your 36th already!

Pie Punk   3/2/23
"Buy It! Worth It!
Bri is absolutely amazing in this. She looks absolutely stunning clean and messy. If you like seeing beautiful blondes getting pied/messy and clearly enjoying each and every moment this is a must. What more can be said but Buy It seriously though you should.

Pieman Si   3/1/23
"Pristine white pants completely and utterly Annhilated!
Fans of seeing white pants trashed are going to love this scene! Trixie doesn't waste anytime getting those pristine white pants of hers messy as she accidentally sits on a chocolate cake right before leaving for work! Let's just say the drycleaners are going to have their work cut out for them dealing with the mess Trixie and her boyfriend leave behind on her pants! We're talking total Anniihilation!

ruegger   2/27/23
"Wicked, Freaky Fuckery
*Note: There was an error with the initial upload where the footage was slightly sped up and didn't match the dialogue. Once Violet was made aware of this, she rectified it very quickly, and re-opened the download for those who had already purchased the scene.*

Following her filthy escapades in Langstonedale mud, Violet Vixen is back to producing her classic cellphone-shot scenes. This one, once again dealing with fake cum, is particularly ambitious, extremely depraved, and if you don't feel like a major pervert at least a third of the way in, you probably have a heart of stone. Even as a fan of Violet's work, I found myself shocked at just how fucked up (her words, not mine) this scene is. She truly holds nothing back, so if you're easily offended by explicit WAM, maybe this isn't the scene for you. If you already love Violet's work or are feeling adventurous, this is the scene for you.

Aside from the very sexy leotard, black knee-high nylon socks, and bunny ears in this particular video, what I love about Violet's cellphone scenes is how her entire body often fills the frame. It feels very intimate and voyeuristic, and it emphasizes her long legs (I'm a leg guy). Near the end, Violet even remarks that she accidentally left the window open. There's not an ounce of fear or regret displayed in that observation, however. Like with all of Violet's scenes, there's the vicarious feeling that you're getting away with something extraordinarily naughty (especially if, like me, you come from an upbringing where this sort of thing would be unthinkable). Also, another plus for Violet's trademark horny swearing and heavy breathing. Phenomenal scene!

WAMOptimist93   2/27/23
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