Reviews
Written by actual UMD customers
"Expletive-filled Fun with Chocolate
Once again, dormant and Aimmepie have done it. Here we have another excellent scene, full of genuine, hilarious reactions from Aimme at hard-thrown pies and gunging. A lot of f-bombs dropped and other phrases, along with sensual enjoyment of the substances covering her body. And boobs! My favorite bit is probably when her face is completely covered in chocolate syrup; it looked so cool against her pearly-white teeth.

WAMOptimist93   2/20/23
"Loved it. Don't miss it.
Wow. Simple premise masterfully executed. Despite the obviousness of scenarios like this, they are rare and hard to do. This gal has great acting chops and captures the bitchy mean girl archetype beautifully. The comeuppance is perfect and satisfying. I would take short vids like this over half hour mess fests every day of the week. This is how setup and payoff is done. Should be an instant buy for villainess and humiliation fans. Now do it again with a few pies in the face.

Eldcrest   2/19/23
"Slime is beautiful to watch
I love gloppy heavy slime pours on innocent girls acting like it's only a minor frustration. Truth is when I was younger I'd pretend I could say I don't know anywhere as much as I wanted. Lol

Anyway I also picked up what you were saying you know it's weird isn't it. It's not like a secret code, but if you don't know you don't know and since... I threw the first pie as it were, it's a spectacular view out there amongst an amazing and growing movement of people. High five and love yall.

DirtyGoth   2/19/23
"A visual delight!
UMD is very fortunate to have the frequent poster and content creator Fs Chloe her significant other Billie as members of this community.

I always enjoy Chloe's posts. She posted a series of pics of her in a red blouse black skirt that contained one of the most intriguing pie pics I've seen. Chloe always seems to enjoy herself in the media that she posts and you can tell she has a true love of Wam. Her long dark hair and figure coupled with her sense of fun are very appealing.

I decided to purchase this video of her oil and foam combination. Chloe slowly and sensually coats her white tank top white jeans with oil while bra less. That alone presents quite the visual. Billie from off camera adds to the visual excitement by creating foam pies which end up in her pretty face as well as other various enticing places. All of this followed up by Chloe taking a nice long shower. All in all quite the visual delight!

Piethro2   2/17/23
"Trixie's sense of timing is wonderful
I became intrigued by a recent model (Trixietease) making an appearance on UMD when she posted pics and a video titled "Surprise Pie With Spectator" which she has available through her profile. I pulled the trigger and purchased some of her vids

I very much enjoyed her productions. Great job! Trixie has a style and attitude that is very appealing. That style plus her way of talking and images her having fun while getting messy makes things very sexy! In the Video " 1st Time Slime " Trixie's sense of timing is wonderful, with a slow buildup as as she creates a giant pie, developing a great sense of anticipation which I rather enjoy in a WAM scene. I also recommend the 2 videos "You'll Need a Shower after Watching" the sequel "Shower Scene. She also has a few vids in her catalog with Clown Make-up. I'm looking forward to her future releases.

Piethro2   2/17/23
"A cute and sexy scene that comes off very fun.
A nice comeback video. My personal interest in wam exists almost solely in clothes filling, so it was my main interest in buying this scene, so there were some elements that I wasn't into but there was enough to make it satisfactory! Also, this is the first explicit video by this creator I've gotten, and seeing her now get turned on from getting messy is very sexy! A little awkward at times, but it adds to the charm. Hope to see even more this year!

princess2565   2/16/23
"Great business lady with heels got messy
Yes Erin is a real Wam-star! She need no persuation (only if the scipt will tell this) to WAM and have a horny fun in all the mess.

Great to see her in this clipt to start as a business lady with nice outfit and high heels. Even better that she not drops the shoes before she enters the pool and then starts to mess around. Personally a shoe filling and squelching would have made it perfect to me... ;-)

But you see as she becomes more and more aroused by her action until she had a playful satisfaction in the end... ;-) And for this she need no scipt she just acts natural, as a real wammer does. Great! Go on Erin! :-))

jepp, I like this clip. :-)

surgif   2/16/23
"Slippery Shiny Messing
What a great video and definitely a couple enjoying their Wam... I would have like to have seen more of the closing scene an your smear the mixed mess over your slip. Loved it...

MudMadMan   2/16/23
"What mud was made for...
As a mud lover this one really hits the spot. I love the fuller figure and fully-clothed mud play. Your top look amazing with a thin veneer of glossy mud and as for leather skirts being worn too? Yes please. Loved it.

MudMadMan   2/16/23
"Can't Get Enough of That Tar
I really loved the entire set-up, pacing, and pay-off of this scene. If you're into clowns, the scene utilizes situational comedy well, while also fulfilling some WAM wishes. I love the blue icing that Trixi covers her face with. For me, the main attraction was the black "tar." That stuff looks incredible and, as seen in the thumbnail, Trixi covers her entire face and upper body in it. The scene continues with more sexy coverage, and by the end we see Trixi standing, show her sexy legs in fishnet pantyhose. Great scene, and I'd definitely love to see Trixi cover herself in tar again in the future.

WAMOptimist93   2/15/23
"Red Hot!
Unlike several, I don't mind red as a WAM color, but it is normally far from my favorite. The red icing Trixi Tease uses however, is beautiful and vibrant, and it goes with the clown theme of the video. Also, icing has a consistency that is different from gunge, slime, or even cake batter, so the red doesn't make the substance seem like blood, which is a bonus. I have the scene rated 4 stars rather than 5 because the time lapse of Trixi putting on make-up probably could have been condensed further, as it makes up the first half of the video. I'm not entirely against it though because I do enjoy seeing BTS/prep time for Wam. But once the icing comes out, the scene, while simple, is very effective for me. I love how Trixi just relentlessly globs the icing over her face, playing with it in terms of how she moves her mouth and even utilizing her tongue in a way that is playful and sexy. She ends up with her hair and faces completely covered, as well as part of her chest area. This scene is a strong reminder of how much I love icing as a WAM substance, and it makes it ever more likely that my first personal WAM escapades (solo or coed) would involve icing.

WAMOptimist93   2/15/23
"Whoever you are Tiswas Girl... you have my heart!
She is the most sexy girl I have seen in a while... getting buckets of water thrown at her over and over. Then a final pie just for good measure.

Watching her keep repeating that same story over and over is actually really funny. I wish they had made more shows like Tiswas, it sounds like fun.

the real GoOfBaLL   2/15/23
"Unbelievable!
It's not so much the mud or the sexy cheerleader outfit that makes this scene great... it is Jayce going absolutely nuts that makes this great. I have never seen anyone try to 'eat' the mud before. She is taking it like a champion and totally humiliating herself... and loving it!

the real GoOfBaLL   2/15/23
"Wow
Perfect 10 model looking dead sexy decides the best thing to do is take a bucket of green slime. Truly fantastic! Would love to see her wash off in the shower after taking the slime. Just amazing work.

the real GoOfBaLL   2/15/23
"Scarlett is amazing!
Wow what a hot girl! What a sexy dress! The slime makes some good coverage. Not sure if it is really "fish" but whatever it is... it is amazing.

I love how Scarlett does her makeup and looks ready to go out just to get some disgusting crap poured all over her. Great job!

the real GoOfBaLL   2/15/23
"Great outdoors scene
another beautiful model gets soaked and totally naked! would love to see more formal clothes in the pool getting soaked and stripped, keep it up!

the real GoOfBaLL   2/15/23
"Sexy models in the shower
Two sexy models! Great shower and sex.

Keep 'em coming, would love to see more formal clothes getting soaked and stripped.

the real GoOfBaLL   2/15/23
"Really cute and risky
Really cute video love it that outfit is amazing. You look amazing I can't believe you did that where people can see Xxx.

messy944   2/14/23
"A great gunging!
We are given plenty of reasons to dislike this snooty egomaniac character, which makes a great built up to her utterly humiliating gunging.

When the gunge drops, it's thick, gloopy and green, you can even hear delicious squelches as if slops onto her head, and piles over her face, dropping off in big dollops.

Made me reminisce of times I've been underneath such a messy covering.

Colour and consistency are off the chart! A very satisfying, brief gunging, aimed largely at her face, followed by exaggerated whinging and whining! Will drive thesd guys wild!

MistaOveralls   2/13/23
"Masterful
Messy Married Couple is one of the best stores in the world of WAM, and this latest scene is a reminder why. The amount of craft and passion on display from this real married couple who have been wamming together offscreen for years is apparent. The different camera angles here are also a plus.

The scene really sings with the X-rated version. We get the full playful non-X-rated scene with Kate playing a game of musical chair (not chairs), getting pied and slime. I particularly loved the green and blue slime, from the color to the consistency. Kate "accidentally" flashes her boobs, and then begins to play them why breathing sensually, eventually calling Wildthang over for some more fun. She sucks him off and gives him a handjob while talking dirty. It's incredible how different "dirty-talking" Kate is from Pg-wam Kate. As another bonus, I'm a fan of fit bodies on women, and I particularly enjoyed seeing Kate's toned back, as well as her muscular arms flexing as she performed her XXX act on her husband. Spectacular scene!

WAMOptimist93   2/12/23
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