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"So Hot it Hurts
Here we have Aimme getting pied, gunged, and feathered for her 35th birthday, with some cake-sitting involved. She's wearing some very sexy black lingerie. First, however, she covers herself in sexy Marshmallow cream before being doused in rice krispies. I love her amused exclamations of "Fuck" or "shit" as she's pied and gunged by dormant. The way she wallows in the chocolatey slop in the final part of the scene is beyond erotic. Seeing her cover her books and everywhere else, it manages to not be explicit but toes the line ever closer to that. This is a spectacular scene and I'd rate it even higher than excellent if I could.

WAMOptimist93   2/10/23
"Another amazing video!
May be the best video yet! Love the close-up view so you can really hear the pies explode out of nowhere. The bratty dialogue is great. Who doesn't want to see a brat getting nailed with pies? The rapid fire pies are also amazing.

Pie Blaster   2/9/23
"Amazing mud video as always and that hair Omg
That hair beehive all muddy is the most hair erotic ever you have ever done. Please don't stop i love when you mess your mane. I hope that mud has not hurt too much your mane.

tarnia   2/8/23
"Great gunge video starring the beautiful Lottie
Great video where the beautiful Lottie shows us just how much she loves gunge and been gunged! And boy does she like the gunge.

Would highly recommend.

piepiefornow   2/7/23
"Another blazing hot sensual dildo romp in mud
Another amazing muddy sensual experience. Scenes of this calibre are super rare, and the entire mud series in Violet's store is one of a kind; honestly the best produced on Umd.net. Camera work is top notch, same as the other videos. No-one can mix the genuine sensual, sexiness, raw explicit energy, and love for mud. I am wishing Violet could stay in this muddy locale longer and film more. Video is super hot, do not miss out on this one. Hope there is more outdoor muddy videos on this store in the near future--instant purchase.

retoast   2/7/23
"Pied in Park to Messybabe all-in-one day
Coming fresh off her 'Pied in the Park' debut, and waiting for her clothes to finish in the wash, Sophia decides she wants to become a Babe and gets initiated by Alana. Still a little nervous at first about all the pies, Sophia takes to the mess like a natural. By the end Alana has stripped her dress down, leaving us with a breathtaking view of Sophia's round and juicy booty as she smears cream all over it. Sophia is cute and bubbly, with a great laugh.

Fireandice   2/6/23
"More Than Meets the Eye
This is a shorter, yet still superb, scene from Madison of Rubber Cartoon. She covers herself in this amazing-looking light green/blue goop, transforming her features entirely. Her right hand is not visible for much of the video, but based on the motion of her shoulder, it isn't hard to guess what she's up to. She also fill her mouth with the substances, treating it like lava from a volcano, essentially. If you need a quick WAM pick-me-up, this is the scene to get.

WAMOptimist93   2/6/23
"Aim-azing!
Lovely Aimme looks great in this video, not wearing much apart from that cling film that keeps her in place as she endures multiple facefulls of pie. I say endures but I think she enjoyed it really with her sexy reactions. She can't wipe her face so she licks her lips a lot, which I love. I particularly like the chocolate pies--one of them couldn't be squarer in the face and she gets a good mouthful of it! Great job Dormant and Aimme again!

Pie Punk   2/5/23
"Sloane is Sensational
Fantastic scene with the lovely Sloane. Not much story but not really necessary. It does have a slightly spontaneous, off-the-street vibe which is pretty cool. I'd love to see Sloane in a Messygirl BJ shoot.

Dr. Frankenslime   2/2/23
"Sensual Semi-exhibitionism in the Mud
Even though no one spotted Melonie (apart from her roommate who is filming the scene), there was a high risk of Melonie being seen, as she says herself at one point during the video. Hilariously, the camera starts rolling before she is ready, and she playfully chastises her roommate for it. Once again, the scene starts off playfully as Melonie goofs around in the mud, only to become much quieter (aside from heavy breathing) and sensual by the end. Love everything here, especially the face and boob coverage. Melonie gets so into it that it doesn't look like she is concerned in the least if someone spots her. I also love how the mud essentially camouflages her into the background, and the overhead lighting from the trees adds to the sensual mood of the scene.

Really well done. I look forward to her 2023 mud fun when the season comes around.

WAMOptimist93   2/2/23
"Brilliant Transition from Silly to Sensual
Silly can be sexy, and Melonie's own fun personally is very much present in this video (which I believe was the first scene of hers I ever bought). She plays in the mud, eventually head-dunking in it. As evidenced by that wonderful thumbnail, she covers her face and hair in it, and you can tell she's actually turned on as she's no longer laughing, but fully relishing the sensation of being covered in the gritty mud. I can't help but get excited in more ways than one even just from the thumbnail, let alone at that portion of the video. This was a terrific first mud scene for Melonie.

WAMOptimist93   2/2/23
"Zoey gets gooey!
Good-looking girl, bare feet, pies in the face, you can't go far wrong here can you? I love the Wife's comedy "evil" accent here, but Zoey is the star on this occasion and assumes the role of messy detainee perfectly. My favourite moment is one point where the Wife instructs Zoey to look up, upon which the man dumps four or five pies in her face while she wiggles her toes and flexes her feet. An instant classic WAM moment for me. Much as I like the tickling in previous skits like this, Zoey obviously wasn't down for that, and that's cool. The girls always come across as having real fun on this video, and I think that's because the Man and the Wife have created a friendly environment where all models are comfortable with what they're doing. Kudos to them for that, and to Zoey for being an awesome sport and taking what they have to dish out!

Pie Punk   2/1/23
"Girl next door energy with a delightfully thick glaze
I absolutely love her playful, teasing personality, and the cake batter coverage was Amazing in texture. Best consistency from Slimed Models yet, and that is saying something. The gradual smearing and spreading was so sexy while maintaining the cute playfulness that embodies wam. Only suggestions would be an intentional nip slip just towards the end, and close out with more facial smearing. But her wink and smile, damn did it shine through that blue. I look forward to more thick, adhesive substance content like this in the future and may not have a crush on Ana. So thanks for making me feel creepy by choosing a wonderful model.

brokasclown   1/31/23
"Freddy turned this into his own personal cringefest
Disappointing. Steven and Ste are hot but anytime tht American opened his mouth i honest to god cringed. Tried to overtake the entire scene...

MessyPink   1/31/23
"Going Loco with the Black Paint
Candy specializes with providing some cheekiness with the sexiness of Wam. She initially covers herself in foam, only to later become completely unrecognizable cover head to toe in black paint, with only her back left unpainted. I love everything about this, as black paint is easily a top 5 (maybe even top 3) WAM/sploshing substance for me. I love how thick the paint is, and how it coats her completely. Candy ends up masturbating at the end. You can't go wrong with this scene.

WAMOptimist93   1/30/23
"Candy Custard is a WAM Legend
Here is just one of Candy Custard's many terrific scenes. She covers herself in pies before ultimate covering her face and body in black paint (one of my favorite WAM substances). She pies herself in the face and then masturbates using her dildo. The vibe of the video is sensual and erotic yet humorous all the same. Definitely a scene I enjoy returning to.

WAMOptimist93   1/30/23
"Floored at How Sexy This Is
Another rare pure wetlook purchase from me, and I couldn't be happier with it. This scene would be worth it at double the price. Chloe's short skirt and sweater are already very sexy, and it's not long before the sweater is wet and we see her nipples underneath. Chloe ends the video with a special wash in her more "sensitive" area without going full-on XXX, and the scene does not lose an ounce of erotic appeal for it. The fact that it is just on the line makes it that much hotter. Also, I have to confess that I took a shower after watching this scene, and I used the hand-held showerhead's water directly on my man "bits." Needless to say, I can attest to the sensations Chloe demonstrates in this scene being wholly earned.

WAMOptimist93   1/29/23
"Wonderful Erotically-charged Wetlook
This is just the second scene from Chloe I've watched (the first being the polka dot dress scene) but the first I've reviewed. I've purchased very few pure wetlook scenes in the past, but I definitely find it sexy seeing wet clothes sticking tight to a woman's body. With wetlook, the more clothes, the sexier it is in my book.

Firstly, I have to complement the overhead camera angle. Very impressed at how it was pulled off, and it's not something you see in many WAM scenes, so this immediately stood apart. Chloe is a very sexually desirable woman, and her clothes are great, especially the leather look trousers. What we have here is a slower, sensual scene where Chloe eventually works her hands into her pants. She keeps all the clothes on, but you can see a bit of her underwear and see her get very visibly horny. It is completely authentic and feels very impromptu, with works in its favor. The fact that all the clothes stay on also works for the scene as it is more of a tease, making it all the more sexy. I'm almost shocked this is a name-your-price scene for how all-around excellent it is! Needless to say, Chloe and Billie have a fan in me.

WAMOptimist93   1/29/23
"Hell Yes to the Messqueen
This is a wonderful first scene with dynamic coverage. Messqueen isn't visibly rattled as she's pied with great force. My favorite part is the chocolate coverage, which completely engulfs her face. She proceeds to rub it on her body and boobs. The green slime is superb as well, especially with how she leans her head back to take it. I also love her smile throughout it all. I can't wait to see what's next!

WAMOptimist93   1/29/23
"Well worth the wait!
The previews look amazing but don't do this video justice. Messqueen looks incredible from start to finish in this. It simply gets better better! The pie hits are fantastic with great coverage. Then the chocolate batter leaves her totally unrecognisable. And topped off with green slime she looks Amazing! The effect of them together is just incredible!

Love2bpied   1/29/23
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