I am almost entirely all about sweet and/or creamy in my messy play. The smell is generally enjoyable, and I almost always have some in my face or overhead, so I generally want something pleasant when it inevitably gets in my mouth. The one exception is eggs, which is such a fantastic feeling it offsets the negatives of taste and smell. I've been thinking a lot about baked beans lately, and was wondering from any experienced users if there are any issues with staining of skin, hair or bathroom fixtures. I'm not concerned about stained clothes, I use clothes that are either for wamming or otherwise don't care about damaging.

Thanks in advance.

I've tried beans in the past. The smell does linger got a while afterwards. Particularly on skin I've had to have 2 or 3 showers to fully remove the smell. The texture is good though cool sauce and beans collecting in your clothes feels amazing.
Whether the risk Vs benefit works for you. Give it a try.

So this is a little 'off-topic, but is a true story about 'baked-beans'.....

I met a guy at a 'Grunge-Guys' party and we really hit off. I was drivin' 'cross-country' from New England to L.A.,
and he invited me to stop in Nashville, (where he lived...). Spent one of the best weeks of my life with him....

But when I was gettin' ready to leave, (and what I didn't know....), was that he had dumped baked-beans into my really good Wesco boots....

My departure got a little bit 'delayed', but drove from Nashville to OKC with those boots on.... Was a real 'turn-on', havin' that mess in my boots..... Stoppin for gas/food, feelin' that 'squish squish' sound in my boots as I walked around... Kinda' ruined the white boot-socks I was wearin, but I didn't care.... And it was a real pain to clean up those boots, but still have and wear 'em.....

That is so hot

You mean the beans sold in a jar or tin with tomatosauce? Heating shortly and ready for consumption?

These are great! The combination of the soft beans and the sauce is unbeaten for filling underwear and squishing around

Smell is ok/fine and i never noticed it to linger long on skin or hair. Whipped cream can be worse. Beans leave your skin amazingly soft. Clothing/underwear better considered "one time use". I never risked blocking my plumbing, so scooped/mopped away as much as possible and didn't mind the few that escaped down the drain. Sauce remainders will flush away nicely if not allowed to dry out. Though i usually put up thin plastic sheeting to avoid stains on the white seams between my tiles.

Just personal for me...but i absolutely hate them. As a very young & enthusiastic splosher I once got absolutely deluged in them because I was too polite & keen to say No and the host had gone to a lot of effort. But it was horrible for me. Catering size vats...plural. really not my thing.