If the object of your fantasies agreed to bathe you in a WAM substance of your choice, what would it be? Bearing in mind that it's a once only offer and you can only pick one substance.

No prizes for guessing what I would choose!

But only if I were 'geared-up'........

I put custard but my real (well fantasy when it comes to desired quantity) choice would be semen

Anything with Jayce in it... except baked beans...man, fuck beans!

I do love a gunge bath!

It has to be slime. I love a slime bath

Anything thick, heavy and slowly oozing over our whole body, consuming our ability to resist its embrace and succumb to its sensual desire

Talking about thick, heavy, and oozy, I've just re-fell in love with the colour brown. Mud and other dirty stuff is naturally brown and it looks awesome! The original and dirtiest colour.

mine is cake batter, you can make it as thick as you want by adding more to it, it holds the heat in well so its warm, and in Australia its pretty cheap,

Tomato sauce? ... Anyone?

It's nice to see that mud is still a popular choice to be trashed in. I wouldn't have guessed custard would be the second most popular, but now I know.

Thank you to everyone who voted and/or commented. There's something reassuring about not being the only one, and that both sexes enjoy naughty endeavours.

Muddddy x

If there was smooth thick muddy clay within travelling distance of Sheffield I'd love to give that a go some day!!!

Well, if you've ever been gunged in the stuff then you will understand why you have a resounding score of 0! It's vile stuff and so is 'salad cream' for that matter too. I think anything with H.J Heinz on the label is probably best consumed internally and not tipped all over you.

Personally and not on the list I would love to be submerged in a bath full of treacle, just for the record. However, I would be worried about being permanently glued into place, never to escape.

L x

Ketchup, brown sauce and tomato soup combo. The stainier the better. Especially with white satin underwear

Did fake mud with darla few years ago and that was ok . Real stuff one day

Gunge fav bath in one day

Darla bath mayo many years ago

Entirely missed the poll as it happened exactly when I moving a thousand miles (and I've been down, focusing on prep before and unmoving after ever since late March!), but... a hot tub of caramel would be fun!

So would mud, slime, custard, pie topping... and on and on!

It's difficult to pick favorites!

Would love to see you in any of them!!!!

Agreed! Here's hoping your new place has a tub !

Oh noes!

The shower is bigger, better, faster, more ...

But the tub... there is none! *hugs of condolences*

A hot tub of caramel, Tsarmina?

I'm away to order you a hot tub.....

Mud's great, but also relatively available and something I've experienced. I feel like a "make a wish" type situation would have to be something a bit harder to obtain and impractical, that I'd be unlikely to sort out for myself. Maybe something really heavy and sticky - treacle, dulce-de-lech, a thick caramel or similar?