The following is the first of a series of stories all about Eve (see what I did there?). Eve is fictional, but there are elements of some of the stories that are based on true events.... Eve's profile looked interesting.... Me: Would you mind if I...

I have been into getting messy for a very long time. Ive been lurking here ever since UMD first appeared on the scene. I've got to a point in my life (over 50 - how did that happen?!!!) where i'm finally asking myself why I have spent so many years r...