Hey all, wrote this little routine, show it some love and it might happen! [Greyson and Parker are standing on a TV set in front of a table of cream pies] Greyson: Hello, everyone, welcome to your fitness channel! You may be wondering why Parker an...

The end of this month will be focused on building up the details of the above Art Series. Both the details of the Art Pieces in general and details of the concept as a whole. That's a mistake I've made before, not knowing where an idea was before I s...

After spending my time looking for other areas to do wetlook and mud play I will have to be satisfied that I have only discovered a good place for wetlook. The nearest, proper mud flats are just under two hours away. The area is in Canberra and at...

I was in a meeting today and it was about a new data system that would monitor a wide area Now obviously the team that developed it didn't realise that giving it the acronym WAM for wide area monitor would make my day so I couldn't help smirking ever...

Here's a few photos from a cold winters day a couple of years ago. I was about to go to work & honestly I wasn't even thinking about entering the water fully clothed but when I saw that it was minus 5 centigrade with thirty centimetres of snow on...

Hello fellow wet lookers, It's winter now in my country & I'm temporarily working in a cold inland city. I get up at six o'clock every day to go to my office job at the seat of government. I'm within walking distance from my work place which is g...

First off thank you everyone who purchased my one video on my store! Lately I've been trying to think of some creative content to add to it, something that's a bit better than my free stuff but a bit more on the premium side that users maybe willing...

Hi fellow WAMs, I'm thinking about buying a stand up paddle board so that I can do the next best thing to one of the good Lords most famous party tricks. Ok so it isn't quite walking on water but it's sort of gliding across it fully clothed wearing...

Hello fellow wet lookers, It's a rainy Sunday morning one month into winter. I have to go to work today & I'm dressed & ready to go off in my new work clothes. I'm wearing blue underpants briefs a singlet vest, a dark green long sleeved tur...

It's funny how a few seconds of a commercial can stick with you for decades. There was a Lee Jeans commercial in the 80s, and for the tiniest slice of the ad, the actress sits on a cherry pie. I don't remember if that inspired me to branch out beyo...

I had always been into getting messy, ever since I saw Sally James on Tiswas. My partner was also into mess, which was extra special, since we were at school together. After many years lurking, I went public on UMD, dressed as my alter ego, Patsy Pa...

Welcome back to the You Can't Do That On Set Chronicles! It's here that I'll be keeping track of info about our 'You Can't Do That On Set' video series episode by episode. This includes any of the series first-evers, fun facts, and behind the scenes...

Hello fellow wet lookers, It's been snowing last night & the banks of the river are still coated in a thin layer of the white stuff. I've been issued with some winter track suit pants for when we have to work out in the field. They are a sort of...

Ok, this is copied and pasted from a Google doc, so the formatting might be terrible. And the grammar may suck. Well friends you gets what you pays for! Happy Sunday! And here we go: This morning: I get into the bathroom and start the shower, wa...

Hello fellow wet lookers. Although I'm a heavy winter wet looker sometimes I get off on just wearing Speedo swim briefs. This is because you need to have contrast between heavy winter clothing swims & the freedom of the bare legal minimum of clo...

My wife messed me up really good last night! We had a hotel room with a narrow kitchen we tarped up, made 15 pies. We went down to the bar for a drink and played a game of battleship. She won So we went back upstairs and fucked around. Gotta take c...

This is a magical place, and it is as surprising, excited and exciting as just discovering my own little hobby. In fact, unless I suddenly want to be a mess, I will prepare something like most wam, but what I personally like is that when I wear thos...

It was oppressively humid in London today and after a long day at work I couldn't resist taking a walk in a big park near me with the promise of a thunderstorm brewing. I love the hot weather for bringing out men in sleeveless tops which put their sh...

Today is a terrible day! I drew my exquisite makeup and went out happily in my beautiful little black skirt and my favorite Wolford pantyhose and Valentino high heels, but the sudden rainstorm embarrassed me. At first, it was just a light rain...

I am back. Brief outline of what happened in the last month. Early July I was leaving on vacation and had my vehicle in for service before leaving the mechanic was supposed to do my wheel barring but screwed them up this resulted in my wheels detac...

Thank You Wammers! My Evening as a Mehron Animatron I recently had an awesome experience as a Mehron animatron. UMD.net forum posts and some very friendly people from the site offered encouragement and excellent advice that were crucial to making...

My friend here on UMD thinks a have a creative imagination- I have shared one story with you already- and I have another one to add for you today. As it turned out I lost a bet to my UMD friend and I went over to her house to pay up. She looked posit...

A bad day! Today my expensive wolford pantyhose It was torn by my nails before I put it on.I had no choice but to open another pair of new wolford, but in the afternoon, I accidentally tear this new pair of pantyhose again, It was torn by the corne...

My UMD friend is up for a lot of WAM related things but there are a few she is not comfortable with- pies, whipped cream ans shaving cream, to name three things- but she is just about game for everything else. I'm very prejudiced, but I think she is...

Dear Journal, Wow, what a day! I can't believe I'm finally here at Stanford. The campus is even more beautiful than I imagined, and the energy is just electric. Today was orientation, and it was packed with activities to help us get to know each oth...