My UMD friend is up for a lot of WAM related things but there are a few she is not comfortable with- pies, whipped cream ans shaving cream, to name three things- but she is just about game for everything else.
I'm very prejudiced, but I think she is drop dead gorgeous and looks like a model. She said she always wanted to do that but she thought she was too short and petite to be considered.
One day, she heard about an audition for a televsion commercial for shampoo, and she said, well, why not. She is usually most at home in t-shirts and jeans, but she got really dolled up in a white , short-sleeved, button front blouse that almost looked like a crop top, a short, tight black leather skirt, black hose, and black heels. She was also wearing her favorite ankle bracelet, too, and the only word to describe her would be mouth-watering- oh, my, did she look gorgeous!
She got to the audition, and it seemed like there were fifty women trying out for this commercial- it almost seemed like a cattle call- and my friend was the last one called after waiting for close to three hours. Finally, she was called in, and put the bottle of water she was drinking on a nearby table. After several poses with the bottle of shampoo, the director said to her, "Thank you, miss. We'll let you know."
She says to yourself, " I drove three hours to get here, get all glammed up, and the director gives me the bum's rush after waiting three hours? I'll show him a commercial he won't forget!"
She says to the director, "I know it's unusual, but may I try it again?" The director just shrugs and says, "Sure, go ahead."
She takes the bull by the horns and say, "Try out Squeaky Kleen shampoo. You've got to see the lather it makes!" She then takes the bottle of water from the table and pours it over her head. Some of the water gets on herblouse, but she doesn't care, as she takes the bottle of shampoo, opens it, pours a handful into her palm and gives herself a long, luxurious, sensuous shampoo. "Oh, it makes such rich, thick lather- it feels so good!" Shje lathers her hair, eventually having it stand on top of her head like a unicorn (hehe) then made it into a bun like a severe secretary might. But she's far from finished. She unbuttons her blouse, revealing a red bra, then takes off her skirt, revealing not only matching red panties but a matching garter belt as well. She's also wearing a waist chain along with her favorite belly button jewelry.
She takes another handful of shampoo and lathers her chest, saying, "And it makes such a great body wash, too!" as she also lathers her belly. Then she decides, the hell with it, I have nothing to lose at this point, turns her back to the director and unhooks her bra. Then she gives herself a treat by rubbing more shampoo across her chest, as her nipples are soon standing out, except no one can see that but her. Then she picks up her blouse, puts it back on, ties it underneath her bare breasts, standing there all wet and soapy in her blouse, panties, garter belt , hose, and heels as she purrs, "Get yourself a bottle of Squeaky Kleen shampoo. Your hair will love you for it!"
The director just stands there with an astonished look on his face, then says, "Brillliant! You're hired!"
Thankfully, you brought a change of clothes in the oversized hobo bag you brought, and you return twenty minutes later all showered a dried in a t-shirt and Daisy Dukes.
And that's how my friend became the spokesperson for Squeaky Kleen shampoo.