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Winter woolly jeans swim
By WinterWoollyWetboy
Posted 6/30/24     114 views
Here's a few photos from a cold winters day a couple of years ago. I was about to go to work & honestly I wasn't even thinking about entering the water fully clothed but when I saw that it was minus 5 centigrade with thirty centimetres of snow on the ground & still snowing heavily outside well... I knew what had to be done. That's why I'm the Winter Woolly Wetboy. My winter 'swimsuit', sorry brand new work clothes should be good for a cold water swim. The swimming pool was lightly iced over so someone would need to break that ice.

I was wearing underpants briefs, singlet vest, long sleeved thermal long Johns, Heavy slightly baggy dark blue jeans, ( brand new),, a long sleeved turtleneck skivvy, checked long sleeved button up winter dress shirt with double pockets that had button down flaps over them & an
Oxford button down collar, heavy genuine woollen sweater, gloves, scarf & beanie. Brown leather elastic sided dress boots wit thick woolly wintersocks & a one inch thick fur lined hooded parka coat.

What can a man do I was getting horny but a cold shower wasn't going to get rid of my trouser lump. I needed to swim. Should I or shouldn't I? I decided a coin toss was the only way to settle the matter. If it's tails I go straight to work bone dry & warm. If it's heads then I walk straight out onto the pool deck & dive straight in right now wearing everthing. It was heads. I was going in.

I didn't even empty my pockets. I walked straight out onto the pool deck, took a deep breath & dived in without removing a single layer. The ice shattered as I plunged straight through it & I went down under the surface. Straight away I was swimming under the water. When I resurfaced I began swimming overarm immediately. It took a few seconds for the cold water to penetrative all my layers but when it did it was absolutely freezing. I floated & bobbed about in my coat after reaching the end of the pool until it filled with water & I sank down to my neck. I did a somersault then swam a few laps. This was hard work wearing all this heavy winter clothing but I soon warmed up enough to enjoy the feeling. When I'd had enough I hit the shower & washed off the chlorine removing layer after layer until I was wearing nothing but my underpants briefs & winter socks. I absolutely creamed my underpants enjoying the feeling that they were so much like Speedo swim briefs. The problem was that I had no other dry work clothes. I put them all back on, wrapped myself in towels & a blanket, emptied my shoes & arrived at work late with all eyes staring at me. I hope you enjoy the pictures.
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