My UMD friend really enjoys getting wet in general and her hot tub in particular. She tells me that it is the perfect antidote for stress and it also helps take all the aches and pains away, too, particularly when she has been doing a day's worth of yard work.
She has a full-time job, but to pick up some extra change my friend also works at a gentleman's club (A misnomer at times if ever there was one- LOL) as a barmaid. She is a big favorite there with her winning smile and personality, meaning a lot of extra tips. There are times where I have stopped by (See, I told you it was a misnomer if I was in there- LOL) to see her on my way home from work- usually the night before a day off so I don't have to worry about the following day- and there are times where I usually wind up staying until closing time. There are times when, if it is very slow towards the end of the night, she will let me give her a shoulder massage- oh, what a treat! Usually, though, it is very busy. I always thought she was a frustrated go-go dancer, because whenever it got very slow, they would let her get up on stage and dance. She has better moves that most of the others, meaning more tips for her. I would always make sure I had extra money for her in case that happened when I stopped by.
One day I ran into her in the supermarket and she gave me a big hug. "I haven't seen you lately, and not at the club in a long time," she said. "Everything OK?"
"Yes," I said. "it's just after some twelve-hour days I wouldn't want to be face down in the scotch, if you know what I mean."
She laughed at that, and said, "You've got to stop by next Wednesday- you won't want to miss it."
"Okay," I said, as we parted with a hug and a kiss.
In no time, Wednesday came, and I was nearly halfway home when I remembered what my friend told me. I turned around, and saw the neon sign out front that read, "Hot Tub Night tonight."
Oh, I see, now I know what she meant. I was lucky to find a spot in the parking lot, and when I walked in, the place was packed- it was standing room only. I almost looked out of place in a suit and tie- my normal work duds- but there were several other men there dressed that way, too, but it never bothered me.
It took me a while to get a drink. but my friend spotted me, waved me in, got me my usual, and gave me a hug and a kiss .She was usually in a black t-shirt and shorts, but tonight she was in a lime green and black horizontal striped halter top- showing off her belly button jewelry and waist chain, along with a pair of black shorts She looked breathtaking!. And, there in the center of the bar, was the hot tub, as the bouncers kept pouring hot water into it. No one went in yet, but the first dancers started to go in at about eleven o'clock.
My friend and the other barmaids were hopping, but she always came over to me when I needed a drink, and I always made sure I tipped her well. My goodness, she looked stunning! After the third drink, she said to me, "would you like to buy me a drink?"
I said to her, "It would be my pleasure." By that time I had switched to club soda, but I bought her a drink and she kissed me on the cheek. "You are a doll!" she said.
The place finally started to slow down after about twelve thirty- as most of the dancers climbed in and out of the hot tub; later on, they started to splash some of the customers and the barmaids. The bouncer kept pouring more and more hot water in, and he went over to my friend, picked her up, and dumped her into the hot tub fully clothed. Oh, my, this is what I had been hoping for- and I know she was, too. She relaxed in the hot tub for a few minutes, slicked back her hair, as she was showered by dollar bills for tips. she then took off her halter top, took two dollar bills, and covered her nipples with them. She then stood up, took her shorts off, revealing a pair of dark blue panties. She made herr way around the bar, as men - and a few women- couldn't wait to hand her money. One clown handed her a ten and asked for change- meaning the wet dollar bills on her nipples- but she just laughed at him and continued down the line.
By the time she got to me, she asked me for my comb so she could slick her wet hair back. She asked if I could buy her another drink, and I said sure, but under one condition- that I drive her home. She said OK, then downed it like it was tap water- I counted at least five gin and tonics that she had- and I handed her a stack of fifty one-dollar bills like there would be at the bank.
"Here," I said to her. It will save time later."
She laughed and gave me a big kiss on the lips. Well, I wasn't expecting THAT, I said to myself.
She went back in the hot tub, and another barmaid joined her, as they dunked each other, massaged each other's shoulders, and just had fun with each other. It was a better show than some of the wooden dancers up on stage. She put her halter top and shorts back on and climbed out of the hot tub.
Finally, it was closing time, and she told the manager, "He's OK. He's giving me a ride home."
By the time she was ready to leave, it was nearly three, and she reappeared in a t-shirt and jeans.
Before she got in the car, she gave me a big hug, and said, "Thank you. Did you have a good time?"
"Oh, yes," I said. I then handed her a fifty. "This is for you," I said. "It's just a way to say thank you. You looked superb."
She hugged me again and kissed me on the cheek. "I couldn't wait for tonight," she told me.
"You must have made enough tonight to cover your rent," I joked.
"Not really," she said, "but I needed to get two tires and a wheel alignment for the car." She joked, "I think you paid for one tire tonight by yourself."
I said, "Just one other thing. Dark blue panties?"
She said sheepishly, "i was going to wear black ones, but I was out- they were all in the hamper."
I laughed, but by the time we were ten minutes down the road, she was fast asleep.
And that's how my special UMD friend had a win-win night. Me,too.