I finally got messy agin yesterday, and it was the best one yet! I was wearing a long red dress, some cream silk gloves with a set of pink undies and a bra. There I was, sat down in my glass shower cubicle, with 6 cream and custard pies made with rea...

Crossdressing has become a main stay in my life with almost 3hrs a day being dressed up and sometimes entire weekends. Two years ago I bought Patent leather boots but now they are showing there wear. Choosing a new pair of boots is more easier than I...

When they arrived back at the poolside they moved into position and began posing togehter, strutting up and down, highh heels clicking loudly on the tiled floor. Naomi was really starting to enjoy herself, Alexis gave her a nod, they moved apart an...

I recently went to the grocery store wearing Hooters boyshorts, a ladies', black V-neck, suntan pantyhose, and white Skechers. I was shopping, trying not to look too conspicuous, when I was approached by the Store Manager. A customer had made a compl...

Once upon a time, many moons ago, before you were old enough to even think about gunge and games and dares and all that stuff, there was game called Mondopondo, if you were straight, and Mondopondowilde if you were gay. It was a computer game. Not...

"Is this showing speech marks properly?" Messmaster asked. "I'm not sure," Noise replied, "Hopefully, there will be a line break before this piece of speech. And the following, including the paragraph." "Evolving a huge website is hard," Messmaster...

"Is this showing speech marks properly?" Messmaster asked. "I'm not sure," Noise replied, "Hopefully, there will be a line break before this piece of speech. And the following, including the paragraph." "Evolving a huge website is hard," Messmaster...

God, as I write this i'm still shaking! It was less than an hour ago I was sat in the shower, surrounded by 5 thick cream pies and 2 cakes, but unlike previous experiences, I was naked! This shouldn't excite me this much, but I could barely contain m...

I did it. Finally I've been meaning to tell someone - anyone about WAM for a long while. It bothers me more than it should, I can make do without a WAM partner, but I can't stand keeping it inside me. I wanted to keep it simple by telling a friend...

So MadMalc has returned for more wamming mayhem... he recently interviewed me for a Fetish Show where he was the presenter of a show talking about and explaining different fetishes and obviously this week was all about getting messy. Ever the cheeky...

Following her shower, Mia slipped into a vest top and clean underwear. She was glad that she had been expecting to sleep over at Lavender's and so had packed a change of clothes. Her previous attire was ruined. Not long after Mia resurfaced, Laven...

One of my most passionate sexual turn ons is to be forcibly covered in messy goop by someone who really enjoys dishing it out - especially if I'm securely tied up and unable to prevent it. Regrettably, I don't know anyone near me who'd be willing to...

Few weeks ago went for my first ever mud experience, place was incredible and the weather was perfect :), I dropped my bag down looking over the glorious mud and walked in. As I took my first step I felt my food slowly sink into the glorious mud and...

This past weekend, my wife gave a party. I was allowed to attend, but had to wear a certain outfit. The outfit consisted of a black, silk tunic, a pair of white, sheer panties, ruffled ankle socks, and black heels. I was not allowed to wear any type...

Okay, so who's ready for me to vent for a couple of paragraphs? All of these things annoy me, but please don't take this the wrong way! If you are guilty of any number of these, that doesn't mean I hate you, it's just something that irks me, somewhat...

This post began with a forum question about if anyone has had any bad wam experiences before. While I've had many, many good times, it can't be all rainbows and orgasms all the time! I shared a couple of my experiences and the reactions people had to...

Heya, So I posted on the personals session a few months ago looking to find someone who wanted to help me get messy, and the response was overwhelming! I found Iain who I felt like had the right outlook but also had done sessions with other people a...

"Penny Banks is amazing! Arranging a booking with her was as easy as it can be - prompt replies to emails and all the detail I needed. On the day - from when we first met, her outgoing and bubbly personality immediately put me at ease as we set up t...

I'm very excited to share this one! Undoubtedly, this is my biggest, longest and most expensive session to date, overall taking just under 2 hours. It took about 45 minutes to set up; buying additional supplies, preparing pies, warming the marshmallo...

I'm just gonna throw this out there... Been self wamming in secret for more years than I can count. Love dressing up in women's clothes, the sexier and the tighter the better, big fake boobs all the way!! Then getting absolutely drenched, gunged, pie...

It's been over 90 degrees quite a few days here this year. I think the last count was over 13 days over 90. Of course the humidity's been crazy as well. Today only' got to 87 I think but humidity is way up, Air just feels heavy & sticky outside f...

I get asked a lot why my name is boychucker and what does it mean? Well, the answer is, I don't really know! It's the name of a Rocket From the Crypt song that I love and, for me, the inside joke is that I would love to wrestle a guy and I'm 5'11 and...

My workplace always has a fun day in the summer, and this year, what with the vogue for mud runs, somebody put together a daft little mud course to walk, run, crawl and roll through. I fully intended to take part, but with a twist. I deliberately "fo...

How do I explain to people why I enjoy such an unusual kink as 'sploshing'? On the face of it it's ridiculous...playing in food is silly and embarassing, it's gross and unusual, it's disgusting and so few people would even consider trying it, even l...

It's Saturday afternoon & while I should be doing stuff I am more into thoughts of WAM, or dunk tanks, getting hosed down by a garden hose, or a bucket of water. Maybe getting pied, covered in syrups or other food stuffs. I haven't been able to g...