I finally got messy agin yesterday, and it was the best one yet! I was wearing a long red dress, some cream silk gloves with a set of pink undies and a bra. There I was, sat down in my glass shower cubicle, with 6 cream and custard pies made with real crust and a piping bag full of custard. I mixed the custard with flour to make it thicker and refrigerated the cream. I had the whole house to myself for 2 hours, and I was going to use it. Not knowing where to start, I pied myself in the face! The cream was slightly melted from the 26 degree heat, but still ice cold! It was amazing, the pie was all over my face and coated the majority of the front of my dress! my gloves, sodden with cream and custard picked up another pie. I placed this one upon my head, my new crown oozing custard into my long, blonde hair.

By this point, i was at peak excitement. I smashed the next pie right on my breasts over my dress! The cream and custard splashed everywhere, as it dripped from my now almost entirely yellow body, coated in goo and crust. I lifted the skirt of my dress and sat upon the next pie. The cold goo seeped into my undies , and sent me into overdrive! I dropped the last two pies inside my sodden pants, and couldn't help but finger myself through the tick mass of cream and crust. Still wearing my pie-hat, I leant back against the shower wall and relived myself for what felt like ten minutes! After my orgasm, I got the long neglected piping bag, and slotting the nozzle into my panties, squeezed! Gasping for breath as the custard escaped from my clothing onto the slippery floor, then emptied the bag upon my head, covering every inch of my body.

The cleanup took nearly 20 minutes, as I showered right there in my dress, the tight material clinging to me like a second skin! This was by far the best experience I have had in wam, ever! I know worse ways to spend 2 hours and 12 pounds!