"Is this showing speech marks properly?" Messmaster asked.

"I'm not sure," Noise replied, "Hopefully, there will be a line break before this piece of speech. And the following, including the paragraph."

"Evolving a huge website is hard," Messmaster mused.

"It would be easier if you didn't keep breaking it!"

"No shit, and what the fuck have you built anyway? You have all the answers but i haven't seen you make something this cool."

Noise went quiet for a minute, aware he was full of shit but not wanting to admit it. "How about speech marks in a paragraph?" he said. 'Or single apostrophes to denote I'm thinking this as an inner monologue, smartass?'

"We'll see how that works out," Messmaster said, "But you haven't answered my question."

"I'll leave the coding to the real nerds. I'm only a semi-nerd," Noise grinned.

Then an attractive lady showed up and they pied her. Or something.