Okay, so who's ready for me to vent for a couple of paragraphs? All of these things annoy me, but please don't take this the wrong way! If you are guilty of any number of these, that doesn't mean I hate you, it's just something that irks me, somewhat irrationally. Here we go:

1. If we are chatting/roleplaying, don't ask me to sign up for a different site. Umd has a messaging feature, we were just using it. Use it.

2. Don't ask me to meet up. Not only are you a stranger, there's a chance you might be messaging a catfish or someone lying about age ect. Nothing on my profile is dishonest, but is it worth the risk?

3. When I inevitably say no to a meet up, please don't respond tell me when you change your mind. 90% of the time the person is just trying to be friendly, but it can come across as needy.

4. I didn't put pictures of me on my profile. Don't ask me to put pictures of me on my profile.

5. There are a few words that are HUGE turn offs for me. If we're talking and you refer to my privates as my cunt, just stop. This goes for a few others, such as Snatch and arse.

6. Don't just start role playing out of the blue. I role play with people I trust on here, don't just stumble upon my profile and immediately try to have cybersex with me.

7. You don't know me personally. Stop calling me things like 'hun' or 'darling'. I'm a complete stranger, stop.

8. Before messaging me, please bother to look at my profile, chances are it answers some of the questions you were going to ask me.

9. Stop trying to ask for more information. What I put on my profile is what I'm comfortable with sharing.

10. Some people ask for me to describe my appearance, I'm okay with that. But do you HAVE to ask for my bra size? As a first question?

Once again, if you do any of these, I don't hate you, not one bit. I didn't write this with the intention to be malicious, it's just some simple entertainment.