Recently I had to move in with my father to be his caregiver and while I was standing naked in my bathroom waiting for the shower water to heat up, I realized that 35 years ago in that very room, in that very spot in front of my sink was when I first sprayed a huge amount of shaving cream into a washcloth and hit myself in the face with it. This led to me smearing it in my hair and all over my body and the resulting orgasm when I masturbated was shattering. Since then many, many cans of shaving cream have bit the dust in that bathroom, not to mention a few Mrs. Smith's cream pies. Those were the best. I was so sad when those weren't being made anymore. Edward's are fine (or at least a couple of their varieties make for good throwing) but Mrs. Smith's were the absolute best for it.

Anyway, it just made me wistful for all the messy fun I've had over the years.