So MadMalc has returned for more wamming mayhem... he recently interviewed me for a Fetish Show where he was the presenter of a show talking about and explaining different fetishes and obviously this week was all about getting messy. Ever the cheeky...

Hello Splosh Lovers, I have to say my messy store has been rather neglected but I am about to correct that with 2 planned shoots is November (FREE) - so if you fancy being filmed then please do come along (although spaces are filling up fast!)... yo...

Mad Malc has been up to his old tricks thinking he can somehow turn the table and WAM Miss Kitty Bliss but he is sadly mistaken!... We decided to have a lttle quiz whereby he would answer the questions and depending on whether they were answered c...

Today I messed up MadMalc, self confessed and serial lady WAMmer… I avenged all those lovely ladies he has gunged, pied and doused in water giving him a taste of his own medicine. Firstly he sat on the edge of the bath as he tried to make his ar...

My splosh victim arrived yesterday and seemed slightly timid but then I guess it's only natural on your journey into virgin territory, little was said as he put on his black leotard over the top of of some sheer black tights. I ordered him to sit...

Yes I am blowing My own trumpet! In the early hours of this morning I was crowned Club Rub's Miss Domme 2012... YAY to Me! I had an utterly fabulous night at the steampunk and tartan themed event in London and had great fun being Domme to both My...

Off to watch the welsh play scotland next weekend at the 6 nations so hoping the snow buggers off before then! Have to say the welshies will be getting our support all the way... much to the disgust of My scottish housemate. As you can imagine she w...

One thing that really bugs me is when I organise events, filming, sessions which can take quite a bit of planning for people that are due to attend to not turn up. For example I had a filmimg day yesterday, not just for wet and messy but also oth...

I just wanted to say a quick THANK YOU to everyone who has supported Me and My store so far... because of you I have made it onto the Hottest Downloads list as well as having 2 vids in the Top Sellers list - already! Makes it all worth while. Plus...

I have to say the bet is ongoing regarding winning Burnout 3! We decided to play properly and win all the cars for our garage before attempting to race each other but I promise I will let you know the outcome as soon as we have completed the chall...

Hello and welcome to My site on UMD... This is My very first blog (on here) I promise I will continue to write and keep you up to date on all things messy. It could be an exciting weekend with a bet riding on Me winning Burnout 3 - the forfeit...