The hands withdraw but several couples return to their tables they comeback bearing candles.The candles are lit and the and the wax hits your skin and stings and makes you yelp .You calm your breathing wincing as the cover your torso including your s...

You are lead to an inflatable paddling pool but it doesnt contain water. I offer you one guessget it wrong and you will carry out a sexual favour for me. Get it right and you can ask one of me. You can feel the slimeyness but you are overed in food a...

Darcie's Messy Rebound It's Darcie again, your friendly, neighborhood flirt! As promised I'm back to tell you another tale from my past. In case I've lost you, I'm going to pick up after we got back from the big mud volleyball tournament during s...

Darcie's Big Surprise Part 1 Hi, again! It's Darcie! Can you believe that I'll finally be married in two days? A lot's happened since I spoke to you last. Of course Robert got married, more on that later, and Debbie, Beth and I crashed Jim's ba...

Darcie's Big Surprise Part 2 I see she hasn't changed a bit! I heard Robert say through the hotel room door as Beth, Debbie and I waited to go inside and crash Jim's bachelor party. I guarantee you that things will never be dull. The conversatio...

Darcie's Wet Wedding First a quick show of hands: How many of you guys knew something like this was bound to happen? One, two, three, fourAll of you huh? Well why didn't you tell me? I'm just kidding really. What I am about to tell you is a sto...

Darcie's Wet Wedding Part 2 Never in my wildest dreams as a girl daydreaming about her wedding did I think that at five-thirty in the afternoon of my wedding day I'd be standing in Mom and Dad's backyard in my wedding gown, spread eagle giggling wh...

Darcie's Last Day I know some of you guys were hoping for a play-by-play of our honeymoon, but except for a couple of things, it wasn't that out of the ordinary. We flew to Cancun, and yes I know I'd been there before, but Jim never had. This tim...

Darcie's Last Day Part 2 Jim and I sloshed around the side of the hotel to where he'd parked. He produced beach towels and a couple of trash bags to put over my seat so my soaking wet business suit wouldn't soak through it. In case you'd forgotte...

You are lead to an inflatable paddling pool but it doesnt contain water. I offer you one guessget it wrong and you will carry out a sexual favour for me. Get it right and you can ask one of me. You can feel the slimeyness but you are overed in food a...

After getting into many food fights with many of my friends growing up. Always enjoy them but want to try more or something different with food and getting messy. So finally got the chance with ex boyfriend when I was 17. I so happy to find someone...

To be kidnapped and placed in a room full of plastic and pies...being told the only way out is to win a pie fight with the other person in the room...looking across and seeing the handsome man with a clean face knowing I am about to embark on an amaz...

Darcie's Uniform Destruction Maybe I should have called this A Tale of Four Business Suits (apologies to Charles Dickens). Jim decided that these would be a surprise for me each time, so I had no idea what I was getting into except that he couldn'...

Darcie Trashes More Dresses Well guys, I have to admit that the next attempt at wrecking my uniforms fell a little flat, but that's okay because it opened up an opportunity that I will describe shortly. Summer was winding down and it was the middl...

Darcie's Drive to Mud Fest Hi! It's me again! When I left you, we were getting ready to leave for Louisiana Mud Fest and Jim and I were going to get to take our new/old Blazer that held so many memories for me. We were going as a big group, but...

Darcie at Mud Fest (Author's Note: I've never personally been to Louisiana Mud Fest. I know it's a big party with lots of trucks and ATV's in the mud, but I'm going to take a little license to make this story more interesting.) I could tell as s...

Darcie Makes a Convert (Or Olivia's Initiation) Hey, everybody! A lot has happened since I was last here. The biggest news is that The Three Stoogettes are together permanently! How did that happen you ask? Well, like many companies, the softwa...

Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 2 (Or Olivia Drowns the Gown) Hi, guys! I'm back for part 2! What? Where was the sex in the last story? Everyone doesn't have sex at the drop of the hat! This isn't A Parallel Universe. Practice delayed gratificat...

Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 3 (Or Olivia is One of Us) We slept in and skipped church on Sunday. We're not Easter and Christmas types, but there is just only so much daylight in the summer and we love our weekends. Of course I don't have to work...

Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 4 (Or a New Mud Goddess) Let's recap, shall we? Cue the Omnipotent Narrator Guy! ONG Previously in our story, Olivia, wife of Darcie's old friend Jared, whom Darcie had classified as a tight-assed bi D Hey! Be Ni...

Welcome Home: The Darcie Way (Warning: Extremely Graphic!) It's Darcie again everyone! Summer marched on after Olivia's trash the dress video and got hotter and more humid like always. Mom and Dad's Fourth of July barbecue got a little bigger wit...

"You heard me Car.. I've always wondered what that banging body looked like naked.. especially when its sweaty. All of my friends used to joke about fucking you, I felt like I was missing out.." "What is it with you and sweat, Erick? You keep mention...

Darcie's Muddy Rescue: Part 1 (Inspired by DownloadDreams.com's Skylar's Day Off: The Mud Adventure) I'm back again! I promise I'll really try to stay on track and tell you the story I intended to tell the last time. I was just so worked up about...

Darcie's Muddy Rescue: Part 2 I can't believe that I had to split this into two parts. We got back to Jared and Olivia's house. Jared fired up the grill and Olivia headed for the kitchen to make up other food. Skylar and I went in and insisted t...

She was craving the feeling of hot water on her cold body. But the water wasn't heating up enough. She was still standing on the cold tile in only her sexy slutty school uniform. The clothes were definitely too small for her, but since it was her sen...