The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 30 A Wild Wedding Part 6 Lisa and Connie stood on the edge of the tables, wobbling comically and waiting for us to put them out of their misery. I'd come up with the ending. Brett and I stood in front of them and...

You are lead to an inflatable paddling pool but it doesnt contain water. I offer you one guessget it wrong and you will carry out a sexual favour for me. Get it right and you can ask one of me. You can feel the slimeyness but you are overed in food a...

After getting into many food fights with many of my friends growing up. Always enjoy them but want to try more or something different with food and getting messy. So finally got the chance with ex boyfriend when I was 17. I so happy to find someone...

To be kidnapped and placed in a room full of plastic and pies...being told the only way out is to win a pie fight with the other person in the room...looking across and seeing the handsome man with a clean face knowing I am about to embark on an amaz...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 31 A Wild Wedding Part 7 We unlocked the door to the chapel room and stepped back out into the insanity of the reception. Families had taken over the pudding pool. Little kids in their underwear were jumping off...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 32 A Wild Wedding Part 8 Lisa and Connie dove into the pudding and I picked Kris up with her knees bent over my shoulders so she was upside down. Ready? I asked her when I stepped up to the edge of the table. D...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 33 A Wild Wedding Night Lisa and I took a step back from each other. Everyone was waiting for this. We had a lifetime to be clean. Time to be messy! We cocked the pies back and plastered each other in the face...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 33.5 Meanwhile, back at the health club (Since Jim is otherwise occupied at The Shooting Star Econolodge, we've brought in Omnipotent Narrator Guy from the Darcie series to fill in.) Brenda paused on one of the o...

A Batman '66 Story: Part 1 Batgirl and Harley Feel the Burn (Wetgalfan's note: I grew up with the Batman TV show. Also the absolute farce of the 1966 series lends itself to the slapstick comedy of this story. I know Harley Quinn wasn't a Batman '...

A Batman '66 Story: Part 2 Batman and Robin Get Their Turn (Wetgalfan's note: I grew up with the Batman TV show. Also the absolute farce of the 1966 series lends itself to the slapstick comedy of this story. I know Harley Quinn wasn't a Batman '6...

Pirate Booty Some familiar names and faces all together in one fantasy story. Captain Darcie studied Captain Wambeard's treasure map as Crewman Ashley rowed their launch toward the island. https://78.media.tumblr.com/f9f0e6f6ea994cccdbbf544408b2d0...

Darcie Gets it Good A Texas girl learns all about WAM from a Yankee. Prologue My name is Darcie M. and I am one of the evening desk clerks at an all suite hotel in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. That's all I can say so I don't give away who I am or wh...

Darcie's Messy Idea Hi! It's me again, Darcie Moore. Yes, I'm using my last name since everyone at the hotel by now knows about my boyfriend, Jim and how we met. (Well they don't know everything that you do!) Knowing that I dated a guest didn't...

Darcie's Messy Holiday Welcome back everyone! Mom and Ashley initially laughed when I suggested mud volleyball for the Fourth of July, but Ashley came around first and then Mom decided she was on board. I went home and called Dad back later that...

"You heard me Car.. I've always wondered what that banging body looked like naked.. especially when its sweaty. All of my friends used to joke about fucking you, I felt like I was missing out.." "What is it with you and sweat, Erick? You keep mention...

Darcie's Messy Rebound It's Darcie again, your friendly, neighborhood flirt! As promised I'm back to tell you another tale from my past. In case I've lost you, I'm going to pick up after we got back from the big mud volleyball tournament during s...

Darcie's Big Surprise Part 1 Hi, again! It's Darcie! Can you believe that I'll finally be married in two days? A lot's happened since I spoke to you last. Of course Robert got married, more on that later, and Debbie, Beth and I crashed Jim's ba...

She was craving the feeling of hot water on her cold body. But the water wasn't heating up enough. She was still standing on the cold tile in only her sexy slutty school uniform. The clothes were definitely too small for her, but since it was her sen...

Darcie's Big Surprise Part 2 I see she hasn't changed a bit! I heard Robert say through the hotel room door as Beth, Debbie and I waited to go inside and crash Jim's bachelor party. I guarantee you that things will never be dull. The conversatio...

Darcie's Wet Wedding First a quick show of hands: How many of you guys knew something like this was bound to happen? One, two, three, fourAll of you huh? Well why didn't you tell me? I'm just kidding really. What I am about to tell you is a sto...

Darcie's Wet Wedding Part 2 Never in my wildest dreams as a girl daydreaming about her wedding did I think that at five-thirty in the afternoon of my wedding day I'd be standing in Mom and Dad's backyard in my wedding gown, spread eagle giggling wh...

Darcie's Last Day I know some of you guys were hoping for a play-by-play of our honeymoon, but except for a couple of things, it wasn't that out of the ordinary. We flew to Cancun, and yes I know I'd been there before, but Jim never had. This tim...

Darcie's Last Day Part 2 Jim and I sloshed around the side of the hotel to where he'd parked. He produced beach towels and a couple of trash bags to put over my seat so my soaking wet business suit wouldn't soak through it. In case you'd forgotte...

Darcie's Uniform Destruction Maybe I should have called this A Tale of Four Business Suits (apologies to Charles Dickens). Jim decided that these would be a surprise for me each time, so I had no idea what I was getting into except that he couldn'...

Me: Hey, MM, thanks for coming over. Can I get you anything to drink?(6:00pm) Muddymudder: hi, yep(6:01pm) Muddymudder: what you suggest?(6:01pm) Me: I have some water, milk, ice tea, cheap beer.(6:02pm) Me: Also, I knew you were coming, so I ba...