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Roleplay--mm comes over (Part 1)
Story by bashfulpiex
Posted 10/30/16     821 views
Me: Hey, MM, thanks for coming over. Can I get you anything to drink?(6:00pm)
Muddymudder: hi, yep(6:01pm)
Muddymudder: what you suggest?(6:01pm)
Me: I have some water, milk, ice tea, cheap beer.(6:02pm)
Me: Also, I knew you were coming, so I baked a cake *pointing to large round cake with blue and red icing.(6:03pm)
Muddymudder: lets think... cheap beer please(6:03pm)
Muddymudder: it ooks great(6:04pm)
Muddymudder: should we taste it?(6:04pm)
Me: Good idea *opening 2 cans of beer and pouring them into pint tumbers.(6:05pm)
Me: *tumblers(6:05pm)
Me: Here you go *handing you a tumbler. It "accidentally" spills on the front of your t-shirt.(6:06pm)
Muddymudder: thats fine,(6:06pm)
Muddymudder: thats tshirt is not of one i like(6:07pm)
Me: Oh, no, its not. *rubbing the front of your shirt, and winking(6:08pm)
Muddymudder: do you trully think it should go to trash?(6:09pm)
Muddymudder: *littel smiel and spark in his eye(6:09pm)
Muddymudder: *smile(6:10pm)
Me: Not yet. I think there is still some good in it *grabbing pitcher of water, and pouring it on your shoulders.(6:10pm)
Me: *Carefully making sure water goes down the front and back of shirt.(6:10pm)
Muddymudder: I think Im to dry(6:11pm)
Muddymudder: *feel chills(6:11pm)
Me: Hey, would you like to see the back yard?(6:13pm)
Muddymudder: i didnt know you have it, definetly go there(6:14pm)
Muddymudder: but wait(6:14pm)
Muddymudder: theres something more befeore we go(6:14pm)
Me: Okay, what?(6:15pm)
Muddymudder: *hes taking last amount of beer(6:15pm)
Me: What do you think you are doing with that?(6:15pm)
Muddymudder: You shouldnt be drier than me(6:15pm)
Me: No, no - get away.....(6:16pm)
Muddymudder: *and splashing it on front of his tshirt(6:16pm)
Muddymudder: *suddenly couple of drops falls much lower than he expect(6:17pm)
Me: AAaahhhh -(6:18pm)
Me: That's cold.(6:18pm)
Muddymudder: That my revenge Wink(6:18pm)
Me: You'd better clean it up, like i did for you.(6:18pm)
Muddymudder: ohh yeees and i know exactly how do it(6:19pm)
Muddymudder: *he is close to him, takeing a piee of cake and throw on his white tshirt(6:21pm)
Muddymudder: Now I must ckean it in my way(6:21pm)
Muddymudder: *he smashing the last piece on all shirt(6:22pm)
Me: Ummmm, not sure you understand the concept of cleaning.(6:23pm)
Muddymudder: *and rip it directly in the middle(6:23pm)
Me: Hey,(6:24pm)
Muddymudder: I really know it, that shirt need to be taken off(6:24pm)
Muddymudder: to see clean under(6:24pm)
Muddymudder: yep?(6:24pm)
Me: Nope - some of the frosting went through. You need to take care of that before we go outside *shrugging the ruined shirt the rest of the way off.(6:26pm)
Muddymudder: but what with the cake? we didnt even try it(6:28pm)
Me: I've got more. *pulling a second cake out of refrigerating. Breaking piece off.(6:29pm)
Me: Open wide...(6:29pm)
Muddymudder: as you wishh(6:30pm)
Me: Smashing very cold, frosted cake on your closed mouth - and mushing it in.(6:31pm)
Muddymudder: *he cant say anything for a while(6:31pm)
Muddymudder: *during this his taking another piece and throw at this head(6:32pm)
Me: *Ducking(6:32pm)
Me: You missed! Ha!(6:32pm)
Muddymudder: *dont heared it and take another piec directly into his khaki shorts(6:34pm)
Muddymudder: And how was taht haaa(6:34pm)
Muddymudder: *some oh pieces went trhough on the floor makes soe nice creamy sound(6:34pm)
Me: Okay, that's enough!(6:36pm)
Me: *taking extra frosting, coming up to you, picking up the front of your shirt and rubbing it onto your chest.(6:36pm)
Muddymudder: *his taking a bottle of water lying on the table(6:37pm)
Muddymudder: Thats for you(6:37pm)
Muddymudder: *and pour everything on him, then suddenly they fall(6:38pm)
Muddymudder: so sorry my faul(6:38pm)
Me: OOofffhhh - *landing on top of you.(6:44pm)
Me: That's what you get for getting all that stuff on the floor!(6:44pm)
Me: *Reaching inside your shirt again first smearing the frosting some more, then tickling you.(6:45pm)
Muddymudder: please just no tickling(6:47pm)
Muddymudder: you know its to musch for me *he ant dare it, his body goes in every direction(6:47pm)
Me: *Sliding shirt hem up to expose sides and armpits.(6:48pm)
Me: *Pulling shirt over head - but leaving it there so you are defenseless(6:49pm)
Me: *and ticking your armpits.(6:50pm)
Me: Careful you don't rip your shirt.(6:50pm)
Muddymudder: heey what thee,,,,(6:50pm)
Muddymudder: *he need do something, so he rip shirt(6:51pm)
Muddymudder: *and change the orientation than he is on him(6:51pm)
Muddymudder: Dindt you want to show me the backyard * he asked(6:52pm)
Me: Ummm, oh yeah. I forgot.(6:53pm)
Me: Or rather, you distracted me.(6:53pm)
Me: I'ts got kind of a muddy spot. Do you want to take your red sneakers off first?(6:53pm)
Muddymudder: maybe leave it for now(6:54pm)
Muddymudder: something say me they wont be too ong on my feet(6:55pm)
Me: KK. BTW, you look really hot with all that frosting on your bare, hairy chest.(6:55pm)
Muddymudder: thats why i dont shave it(6:56pm)
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