I say that my final guest is of course a regular beauty pageant contestant who has been a finalist in Miss Russia and a winner of Miss Russian radio. And her name is Ekaterina G. I say we have some pictures of Katya competing, in Miss Russia, wining...

The show starts and I walk onto the stage wearing my simple black dress with the high gloss wide belt and some black knee-high stiletto heel boots and acknowledge the audiences' warm welcome. I tell the crowd that today's episode has a beauty pageant...

Despite it being summer, it was a grey day. Cloudy skies and occasional showers meant most people would be spending this day inside. Not George though. George, a young fellow in his twenties with a passion for nature, had woken up early that day to...

The show starts and I explain that is the keep fit special episode which is why I am wearing my favourite dance training outfit of lilac leotard, white leggings and ballet shoes. My hair is in a pony tail style to emphasis the exercise theme. I get a...

Another episode starts with me coming onto set in some black high heels, some tight black trousers and a blue and green stripy satin blouse. We start off with an interview with the latest cafowner in town who talks about how his cafis really differe...

First in a series of imaginary chat shows hosted by me with celebrity guests or my friends. The early interview is with a chef who has invented a more tasty custard and comes on to talk about it. I am in a high necked, mid-thigh length dark green...

Melanie was sitting in the apartment she shared with her best friend and lover, Susie, eating an afternoon snack of kettle chips when her phone rang. She had lived in LA for 10 months trying to get acting jobs. Her dream, of course, was to win an A...

"Mr. Phillips. We must stop meeting like this." Avery rolled his eyes with a sigh at the classic introduction his professor started. "In my defense, I was on time." The professor pinches the bridge of his nose. "It is still considered a tardy." "...

Back in the changing area, Jon cut a lone figure. Mark and Chris were bantering, an arm wrestle the only way to settle an argument over who was the crowds favourite, Jez and Kevin were sat on benches, towels loosely tied around waists. Kevin had foun...

It took my breath away, how good it looked. The music was deep, resonating. Spotlights ran in random patterns across the front of the screen. Footlights swivelled up, casting columns of light that danced and played across the screen. It slid apart an...

The screen flips, and the stage has been dressed for the next game. Four gunge tanks, in a line, a few feet between each, all currently unoccupied. Dave appears between the two middle tanks, centre stage alone. He smiles broadly at the camera and ex...

The camera on the drone is high above the mud flats. It swoops across the swamp of mud, the seashore just beyond, blue skies broken up with wispy white clouds. Seagulls swoop and dive, crying and calling. The drone's wide angle lens takes in the venu...

The music blared, a pumping high energy dance track. The camera started high above the audience, swooping down and across the crowd, clapping in time to the boisterous music. All men, a variety of ages, all there to witness the newest Messy Mayhem vi...

****Notes***** Thanks to a UMD member, who doesn't want to be named, who asked if I could write a story around his two favourite things, straight rugby players and gunge. Part one here, sets the scene of how a group of straight rugby players, end up...

Simon wanted to remember to this day forever. He was marrying the love of his life, so who wouldn't? He stood there at the altar waiting for the his significant other to strode down the white carpet. But he was a bit nervous, having think of possible...

Carrie had finally graduated from college with her Marketing degree and after a month of job searching, she had received an offer letter for a job she actually wanted. She could finally quit her job as a waitress/bartender at "Dave's House." It was...

When Bianca called her husband Darryl a bit of a clown, she was speaking the literal truth. That was because every Saturday afternoon he dressed up as a six-foot-tall blue chicken to become the mascot of the local football club. At first it seems a h...

Rachel decides to lose her virginity properly. Katie's teambuilding event had indeed been a great success. After their moments of intimacy together, Rachel and Katie quickly got dressed. Katie returned her sex aids to their secret place, making a m...

*SPLAT* Matt Bomer took an entire pie to his cute face, gasping in shock (and pleasure) as the pie ran down his attire. He could not do anything against this action due to the fact he was tied to a chair, the rope tighten around his arms and legs wh...

My ammunition of gunge was depleting quickly, in contrast to my passion and enjoyment of abusing this man, which was running at max, my cock straining at my underwear so hard it was starting to get uncomfortable. As I worked on him, coating his body...

The day was warmer than expected, and Tiffany Newcash nee Wampton was thoroughly bored. As heiress of a large fortune and wife to a businessman with an even larger fortune, Tiffany never gave a thought to what people had to do to make a living. But f...

I stood and watched him from my viewing area for a moment. He blinked, and wiped his eyes again as residue of custard stubbornly resisted the decent, obstructing his vision as it oozed from this head down over his face. Not sure whether to wipe his h...

Heatwaves were a bitch. Luckily for Abbie, they were a fantastic excuse to set up a messy session. She arranged a date with Leah, then made several trips to the shop over the next week, picking up various sweet substances. On Saturday, she ferried t...

"You want my hat?" Dan said. The beginning of a grin spread across his face. He shrugged and reach up to remove it from his head. He held it out. "Not that way up" I said trying to keep my voice even. I think it came out a bit shaky, but can't be s...

I took off my girlfriends skirt. She took off my shirt. I took off her bra. She took off my briefs. We kissed as we stood nude. I held her shoulder with one hand and raised my other hand from her ass to the small of her back. She groped my ass as we...