Another episode starts with me coming onto set in some black high heels, some tight black trousers and a blue and green stripy satin blouse.

We start off with an interview with the latest cafowner in town who talks about how his cafis really different and full of tasty deserts and other food. Luckily he has bought along some examples for us to look at and even try a few. After a few minutes our cafowner departs but leaves behind his food selection.

Next on it a bestselling author and we talk about his new book, how he feels about his books getting turned into film and his new projects. We are just reaching the end when the author comments on the great cake selection, he wonders if I will 'trying' some before the end of the show. The audience laugh at this implication and I also get what he is suggesting but say how cultured and mature my final guest is and I am sure nothing like this will happen.

The author leaves and my final guest comes on the glamorous Natalie Portman! Natalie is on the show to promote her latest film and I stand to meet her and notice we are both in black trousers. It's clear I'm not too happy that Natalie is in something similar to me but I press on regardless. We talk about the film, her role, her plans for the future, how she got into a food fight with Charlize Theron. It's clear to the audience that I am irritated by something. In the end I cannot leave it alone and say how funny it is she is wearing trousers like mine! Natalie seems perplexed by my pettiness over this and says she does not think they are exactly the same, hoping this makes it better.

I suggest we stand up so we can see clearly if they are the same. Once we are up they do look very similar. I say it's not a problem, I have a solution. Natalia asks what it is. I don't reply but grab the waist of Natalia's trousers on either side and with a very audible ripping noise pull them down past her knees! Natalia gasps in shock and cries how everyone can see her panties. I say I can help! I take a cream pie and rub it into the front of Natalia's black panties! I follow this with a lime pudding pie to her bottom, then for good measure I push a cream cake in her face!

Natalia stumbles back toward the stage entrance. I assume she is making a humiliating getaway and turn to the audience and start my finishing address, pleased to have come out ahead for once. But what the audience can see is Natalia recover, step out of her ruined trousers, take a large lemon cream cake, puts it on my chair. The crowd is tense with anticipation as Natalia comes up behind me.

Natalia grabs my trousers and pulls them down! There is a loud rip noise but also a huge cheer from the crowd as my pink panties are revealed! Natalia wastes no time and sits me in the lemon cake that spreads over my bottom and can be seen oozing up between my thighs! Natalia follows this up with a bowl of trifle she puts over my head, twisting it down to send large blobs of mixed mess all over my face and shoulders of my blouse. Natalia carries on by pouring some chocolate sauce in my lap, soaking my panties and then covering my bare thighs. Finally, Natalia rubs a custard and cream flan over the front of my blouse while grinning at the cheering audience!

I manage a weak good bye to the applauding audience!