The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 20 The Last Morning Swim Don't let the title fool you. We had more wet and messy fun before Lisa left for college. This was just the last Friday morning of my leave and the last chance we'd get to have our underw...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 21 Return to McKenzie (Wetgalfan's note: While much of Chapter's 1 through 20 was dramatized to make the original story more entertaining, what happens from here on out is totally fictitious, not that I wouldn't enj...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 22 The Second Time Around Lisa spent the night with me in the Shooting Star. She really didn't have a choice since she'd ridden with me. Also Connie had left her there and her only outfit was soaking wet. On the...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 23 Lisa's Surprise It's amazing how things can begin to fall into place sometimes. As I drove home, I was overcome with the possibility that I was going to have to give up the shared custody I had of my youngest i...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 24 The Stag & Doe (Word of warning: This one is a little long but it sets up a wet and messy wedding coming up.) Yeah, I know it's supposed to be young couples starting out who are supposed to have stag &...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 25 A Wild Wedding Part 1 My phone chirped and it was a group message from Connie. Mom and I are ordering stuff for the reception. This is your last chance to back out of the pie fight! I laughed. Lisa told h...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 33 A Wild Wedding Night Lisa and I took a step back from each other. Everyone was waiting for this. We had a lifetime to be clean. Time to be messy! We cocked the pies back and plastered each other in the face...

Pirate Booty Some familiar names and faces all together in one fantasy story. Captain Darcie studied Captain Wambeard's treasure map as Crewman Ashley rowed their launch toward the island. https://78.media.tumblr.com/f9f0e6f6ea994cccdbbf544408b2d0...

Darcie Gets it Good A Texas girl learns all about WAM from a Yankee. Prologue My name is Darcie M. and I am one of the evening desk clerks at an all suite hotel in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. That's all I can say so I don't give away who I am or wh...

Darcie's Messy Rebound It's Darcie again, your friendly, neighborhood flirt! As promised I'm back to tell you another tale from my past. In case I've lost you, I'm going to pick up after we got back from the big mud volleyball tournament during s...

Darcie's Wet Wedding First a quick show of hands: How many of you guys knew something like this was bound to happen? One, two, three, fourAll of you huh? Well why didn't you tell me? I'm just kidding really. What I am about to tell you is a sto...

Darcie's Last Day I know some of you guys were hoping for a play-by-play of our honeymoon, but except for a couple of things, it wasn't that out of the ordinary. We flew to Cancun, and yes I know I'd been there before, but Jim never had. This tim...

Darcie's Last Day Part 2 Jim and I sloshed around the side of the hotel to where he'd parked. He produced beach towels and a couple of trash bags to put over my seat so my soaking wet business suit wouldn't soak through it. In case you'd forgotte...

Darcie Trashes More Dresses Well guys, I have to admit that the next attempt at wrecking my uniforms fell a little flat, but that's okay because it opened up an opportunity that I will describe shortly. Summer was winding down and it was the middl...

Darcie's Drive to Mud Fest Hi! It's me again! When I left you, we were getting ready to leave for Louisiana Mud Fest and Jim and I were going to get to take our new/old Blazer that held so many memories for me. We were going as a big group, but...

Darcie Makes a Convert (Or Olivia's Initiation) Hey, everybody! A lot has happened since I was last here. The biggest news is that The Three Stoogettes are together permanently! How did that happen you ask? Well, like many companies, the softwa...

Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 2 (Or Olivia Drowns the Gown) Hi, guys! I'm back for part 2! What? Where was the sex in the last story? Everyone doesn't have sex at the drop of the hat! This isn't A Parallel Universe. Practice delayed gratificat...

Darcie Makes a Convert: Part 4 (Or a New Mud Goddess) Let's recap, shall we? Cue the Omnipotent Narrator Guy! ONG Previously in our story, Olivia, wife of Darcie's old friend Jared, whom Darcie had classified as a tight-assed bi D Hey! Be Ni...

Darcie's Muddy Rescue: Part 2 I can't believe that I had to split this into two parts. We got back to Jared and Olivia's house. Jared fired up the grill and Olivia headed for the kitchen to make up other food. Skylar and I went in and insisted t...

Darcie Says I Miss You Hey Guys and Gals! Remember I told you I might let you in on some of the videos we made for the guys when they travel? Well, I'll get to that in a minute. First I wanted to let you all know what's happened since we saved S...

Darcie Takes Her Medicine: Part 1 Hey, guys! Wetgalfan was originally going to get more chapters up about Taylor, Ashley's sorority sister, but I insisted on butting in! I know I promised to tell you all about what happened at Olivia's sister's b...

Darcie Takes Her Medicine: Part 2 I said at the end of Part 1 that I was beginning to sound like Cindy and her mother Barb from our first trash the dress video (that we got paid for anyway) who were into domestic discipline. Well it may have been...

Three Stoogettes and a Bridezilla I told you I'd finally get around to this. Hell! I'd better say this is Darcie since my name isn't in the title! The weekend after Labor Day, Beth, Steven, Debbie, Robert, Jim and I all headed over to Texarkana...

Darcie Breaks Down Hi, everyone! I know it's been a long time since I've done a story. Well, as long as you don't count that crazy Captain Darcie thing. I mean seriously: Like I would ever get stripped naked in front of friends! Oh yeah; I did t...

Darcie Breaks Down Part 2 Let's recap Part 1. Beth, Debbie, Kellie and I were all dressed up and heading home from a business lunch with a prospective Trash the Dress client. Something in my car broke, leaving us stuck in a big mud puddle next to...