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The Dessert Date
Story by PieWriter12/26/16 2633 viewsfemale
3
"Are you ready for dessert?", she asked me. The dinner at her place was excellent, and we'd spent the entire time in conversation mixed with flirting banter. "I am", I nodded, "A romantic dessert sounds fantastic." She smirked, "Romantic wasn't th...
The Dessert Date
Story by PieWriter12/26/16 141 viewsfemale
"Are you ready for dessert?", she asked me. The dinner at her place was excellent, and we'd spent the entire time in conversation mixed with flirting banter. "I am", I nodded, "A romantic dessert sounds fantastic." She smirked, "Romantic wasn't th...
Pie play, once again.
Story by PieWriter9/14/16 1853 viewsmale+female
1
We'd been talking about being naked, which was one of our favorites states to be in when we were together. She loved to get me out of my clothes just as much as I loved to get her out of hers. "I love a good wardrobe malfunction!", she said. "I have...
From a note to a friend.
Story by PieWriter9/8/16 1373 viewsmale+female
2
I lead you to a chair sitting in the middle of the room. Wordlessly, I remove your clothes while you ask "Oh, what are you doing?!", leaving you in your heels and nothing else. Once you're seated, I tie your ankles to the chair legs, and I tie your...
Co-ed pie-rotica scene.
Story by PieWriter12/14/15 2714 viewsfemale
2
(Note: This story is co-ed, and features a lot of descriptions about the male side of the story.) First, she wants me to describe us. She's short, curvy, very busty with a narrow waist and a great ass, not lean (with the "extra fifteen" that she sa...
The pie date.
Story by PieWriter11/25/15 3941 viewsfemale
3
Experimental story. (F) focused, some co-ed. Written by two of us, as yet unedited! I've been into this since I was small. I'm in my 30s now, but I've been getting pied since I was about 16. And, all but once, by myself. I eventually would make...
Oh, no!
Story by PieWriter11/24/15 1957 viewsfemale
(crossposted from my stories page) "Oh, you weren't kidding about the pies, were you?", she asked me as she looked at the long conference table and the rows and rows of large pies. I said, "Nope! Not kidding! There are, lets see, chocolate cream pi...
Having Fun
Story by PieWriter9/20/15 1797 viewsfemale
2
Saturday afternoon was our "play time", and this time it was her turn to set it up. I arrived at her apartment, and she pretty quickly had us both out of our clothes and standing in the bathroom. As soon as I walked in, I noticed the many chocolat...
A Visit to the Burlesque
Story by PieWriter8/15/14 1840 viewsfemale
2
(To my pie in the face girl, wherever you are) I take you to a burlesque show. One moment we’re enjoying watching the buxom, tattooed girl gyrate and boom-boom across the stage in barely enough satin and feather to leave the imagine with something...
Shaving cream pie play.
Story by PieWriter7/27/14 1643 viewsfemale
2
(Just an off-the-cuff scene in a shaving-cream mood) I rigged the game. We were playing a card game, "with consequences". The winner got to do anything to the loser. "Anything!", she exclaimed. "Great, lets play!" And, we played. And ve...
The pie meant for someone else.
Story by PieWriter7/23/14 1954 viewsfemale
1
She was late for her own party. Down the hall of her apartment, her friends were already there, drinking their drinks and munching on munchies. She was made-up, but not dressed. "Crap. Now what?" She started flipping through her dresser drawe...
Another (more X-rated) pie tryst.
Story by PieWriter7/21/14 2291 viewsfemale
2
Sometimes, writing these stories can lead to contact from people about their pie or other WAM fetish. I'd posted a few stories on a couple of erotica sites and forgotten about them. One story was about a woman who attends a party and accidentall...
Pie threesome. (X rated, more than usual)
Story by PieWriter7/20/14 2905 viewsfemale
1
After many weekends of role-play and sex where my girlfriend got pied by me, she finally got her revenge on one awesome long Saturday. It was college, and we were all working as stagehands in the theater. My girlfriend, Pace, the dance major. Pet...
First pie for an executive
Story by PieWriter7/20/14 1847 viewsfemale
1
She came over to my place, up on the ocean side of the mountain. The backyard and patio faces a steep hill, and is bounded by tall California pines. The neighbors can't see in, and we can't see out. She's an executive who travels all over the w...
Your invitation
Story by PieWriter6/26/14 2064 viewsfemale
1
You arrive and knock on my door, and I open and let you into the house. You're wearing a summer sundress and panties (you know.. "knickers"!), and nothing else, because I asked you to. And as you walk into the living room, feeling just a little v...
Lifestyle
Story by PieWriter6/25/14 1772 viewsfemale
2
"WAM is a lifestyle", she said. "Well, I mean getting pied and slimed is a lifestyle. But it's very specific." I said, "Go on, tell me everything." She continued, "Well, when I'm at work or just out, the last thing I want is a pie in the face....
The sub switches.
Story by PieWriter6/16/14 1736 viewsfemale
1
I do this thing that, it turns out, drives her instantly wild. We were standing on the back patio of her house. Her yard has privacy fences, a swimming pool, and a small lawn. It was a very warm night, and she was wearing a casual dress – the kin...
Nowhere to go
Story by PieWriter6/11/14 1585 viewsfemale
1
They were in a great hotel room, downtown and modern. The shower was a large, square opening with black tile and a tricky design. He said, "Hey, get in the shower, and I'll come by in a minute and turn it on." She smiled, "Ok!" She took of...
The girl who loved to pie
Story by PieWriter6/10/14 2131 viewsfemale
1
"I actually have something for you", she said, "but I shouldn't give it to you." I looked down at her (she was about three inches shorter than me). "You shouldn't? Why not?" "Well", she shrugged, "it could get messy." I said, "What's a littl...
Pied with no notice
Story by PieWriter5/19/14 2186 viewsfemale
5
We'd dated for a while, and on most weekends she'd drive up to my place and I'd make dinner, open a bottle of wine (or two), and we'd end up in my bedroom and bathroom doing all sorts of wonderfully filthy things with each other. Sometimes we'd b...
The Change-Up
Story by PieWriter10/21/13 1284 viewsfemale
1
She was shower freak, a bath freak, a body-soap fanatic, and she required a partner to shower, bath, soap, slide, and lather up every day. For her, there was no better foreplay! This was her thing, and she needed a partner who'd at least indulge her,...
Old history
Story by PieWriter10/21/13 1337 viewsfemale
1
I'm finally old enough to look back at my 20s and 30s and reflect on the WAM experiences I had, on the opportunities I missed, and on the opportunities I jumped at with both feet and a pair of spring-loaded shoes. And I can look back on the lessons...
Dating-for-pies
Story by PieWriter9/20/13 2904 viewsfemale
2
This one is an edit of a commissioned scene I wrote for someone in the entertainment business. Needless to say, there are a hell of a lot of embellishments here, but the seeds of the fantasy were hers. (And she did have pie-play on her dating site f...
She brought dessert.
Story by PieWriter7/31/13 4330 viewsfemale
2
This is based on a real experience, when a woman I was dating brought her own pie for "dessert" (fully knowing what I was going to do with it). The dialogue, banter, and reaction is fictionalized. *** I noticed the red-head at the pastry co...
Pie Story, by request
Story by PieWriter7/13/13 4025 viewsfemale
1
Preface: This is a series of a few connected scenes, and basically a (wam) male-fantasy. The woman's perspective is from a conversation I had with a kinkster friend; I'd asked her how she'd seduce someone with the same fetish. I swapped her fetish fo...

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