(Just an off-the-cuff scene in a shaving-cream mood)

I rigged the game.

We were playing a card game, "with consequences". The winner got to do anything to the loser.

"Anything!", she exclaimed. "Great, lets play!"

And, we played. And very quickly, she lost. Badly.

I said, 'That's it. You've lost. Now I can, and will, do whatever I want."

"Oh crap!", she threw her cards to the floor. "Ok, now what?"

I immediately began undressing her. "What? Hey, what? My shirt! Oh.. hey! My jeans! Oh no, you're not gonna.. oops! Oh! My bra.. I'm, hey! Hey! No, not my.. oh my. I'm naked. Boy, that was fast!"

I said, "Yep!" and began taking off my clothes.

She watched and said, "Take it off, boy! Wooo! All of it! Woohoo!"

She was still on her knees, on the carpet, and asked "So now what? You can do anything you want to me because I LOST!"

"Yep. Anything, and everything, I want. And I'm evil. Really, really evil. So...oh my god are you gonna get it!"

She said, "Oh I know you are. And I know I am. Oh...." She bit her lip.

I pulled a box out of the closet, along with a stack of cardboard rounds, each about eighteen inches wide.

"Do you know what's in this box?", I asked?

"Tell me!"

"Twenty-four cans of Aloe shaving cream. I though I was buying twelve, but oops.". I took out two cans, set up a couple of cardboard rounds on the floor, and started making pies. I emptied both cans, and went for two more.

She watched. "Oh, you're making pies!" As the shaving cream piled higher and higher, she said, "OH! You're making PIES! Oh fuck!"

I laughed. "Oh yeah." I added some warm water from a pitcher and using a spoon, mixed the pies down into comically large, huge really, towers of shaving cream. There was so much loaded onto each pie that the weight of itself started pushing the bottom over the edge of the cardboard, though very slowly. I had to use these quickly, or they'd ooze right off the edges.

She looked at the pies. "Oh, no! NO no no no no no! Oh, no you do NOT!"

I picked up a pie and held it threateningly. "Oh hell, yes, yes I will. You are much to sexy and hot not to get massively pied!"

She said, "A pie in the face! You evil bastard! A great big pie in the face! Oh no! NO no!"

I said, "A huge pie in the face. Actually, a huge pie in the face while you're totally naked. I mean, look at you, not a stitch of clothing! You're completely, completely nude. Tits, ass, legs, just bare. And today, the naked woman get really, really pied. And you're the naked woman."

"But you did this to me! You took off all of my clothes! All of them! And now, yes I'm naked! Topless, bottomless, stark fucking naked! It'd not my fault! I lost the game and you stripped me!"

"I rigged it so you'd lose."

"You evil bastard! You evil, evil... but god that's hot. Did you really rig it for me to lose? I love you you evil, evil man. That's fucking hot! But you're a bastard, you bastard!"

"Did I tell you to take off your clothes?"

"No, but if you did I would have. I like it when you tell me to take off my clothes. But that's not the point! You stripped me! And now you're going to pie me! So not fair!"

I said, "Oh yeah. And this is such a huge, huge pie. And since when am I fair?"

"Oh, it is, it is! Huge! And you're never fair!"

"And it is all for you."

"All for me? All of it? Oh, no, oh my god. I'm so exposed, and there is no where to go! Oh help!"

I lifted the pie, getting ready to throw.

"Help! Help! Someone help! I"m about to get totally pied!"

"Yes, yes, oh yes you are. I'm so looking forward to this. You, naked, with a ridiculously large pie in the face."

"Oh my god! No, wait. Just wait!"

"Nope. No waiting. You're going to get it."

"I am? Why?"

"You're naked. And too sexy for me to resist. And so good in bed."

"I am, and I am, and I am. But a pie.. I am?"

"A pie."

"A whole pie? Wait.. now wait.. you.. just wait! Oh my god.."

I drew my arm back. She put her arms at her sides, which squeezed her tits together. She said, "Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god..no no no no no no no!"

I threw the pie, and just nailed her. Shaving cream everywhere. I dragged the cardboard all over, and managed not only to engulf most of her head in shaving cream, but both tits as well.

"MWAHHH!" she yelled.

I said, "OH, yeah, much better!" I started laughing.

"Pfwoof! Pfeh! Pfooh! Patooie! Oof. OH you evil bastard that was huge! I'm so pied! How do I look?"

"Ridiculous! And super hot. Really a good look for you!"

"Good!"

I picked up the second pie, but she still had her eyes closed. I said, "Whatever you do, don't move!"

She said, "Don't move? Why?"

"I said don't move, whatever you do!!"

She wiped her eyes and looked at me. Shaving cream fell from her head and landed on her tits and thighs. "Why?"

I launched the second massive pie at her, nailing her stright in the face. "PFOOP!" she exclaimed. This time, I smashed it all over the front of her body. From her face down to her thighs. She was coated, really heavily covered, in shaving cream from her hair and face, shoulders and arms, all over her tits and stomach, down to her crotch and thighs.

I said, "Motion detector. Wow, you're pied!"

She said, "I'm pied! I'm SO PIED!"

She was rubbing the shaving cream all over her skin. I started making a second pie, the cans hissing lather onto another cardboard round.

She hadn't wiped her face, which was under huge globs of shaving cream. She was rubbing and squeezing her slippery, lathered tits, saying, "That sounds like you're making another pie! Oh no, not another pie! You wouldn't pie me again would you?"

I finished the monsterously large pie, and picked it up. It was as heavy as the first two.

"I wouldn't what?"

Somewhat breathlessly, she said, "Pie me again."

She was holding her face upwards, her hands and arms rubbing all over her shaving-cream-covered skin. I said, "What was that again? Keep saying it."

She started to breathe heavier now. "Pie me again. Pie me again. Pie me again. Again and again! Pie me again!"

I said, "I have a pie."

She said, "Let me have it! Pie me again!"

I said, "Pie in the face!!!!", so she could prepare and close her mouth. Once again, I slammed the pie into her, and smashed it all over her head and down her body. This time, her arms were covered as well.

I added my hands to hers, rubbing lather all over her. She was slippery as hell, and felt amazing. She gasped, and then moaned as she felt my hands all over her. She embraced me, getting me all covered with shaving cream.

She climbed on top of me (on top was her, and my, favorite position), and started fucking. She was dripping wet, and I was insanely hard, so we wasted no time. Of course, with her extremely pied tits just loaded with huge globs of shaving cream, she lowered them onto my face and "pied" me with her tits.

This sent us both over the edge, and we orgasmed at just about the same moment.