They were in a great hotel room, downtown and modern. The shower was a large, square opening with black tile and a tricky design.

He said, "Hey, get in the shower, and I'll come by in a minute and turn it on."

She smiled, "Ok!"

She took off her clothes, and walked in, and tried to figure out how to turn on the water. "Hey, I can't figure this out!" she yelled.

He turned the corner, naked, and she looked up at him. She smiled, and then looked at the large, wide and tall whipped-cream pie in his hand and stepped away from him, into the tile wall behind her. "Oh my god!", she said through a nervous laugh.

He said, "Uh huh! Too bad you couldn't figure out the water. This is going to get very, very creamy."

She was giggling nervously. "No, oh no! No no no!"

He said, "Look at you! So naked, and helpless..."

She interrupted, "And vulnerable!"

"And vulnerable, yep! And no where to go, no where to hide, nothing to hide behind. And no clothed to protect you!", he said.

She grinned, looking at him, and pleaded, "Oh, no. Please don't! I know what you want to do with that pie, and I'm stuck in here! I'll do whatever you want, really. You can do anything you want to me."

He said, "Oh really? Anything?"

She caught herself, "Wait! No no, I mean.. I'll do anything just.. don't!"

He said, "Don't what? What do you think is going to happen?"

She said, "I know you want to get me with a pie in the face! I know you really, really want to pie me", she said, nervously.

"Oh, I do. I really, really, do."

She said, "No, oh no! Oh my god! I know you're going to throw that at me. Oh, please don't. I don't want a massive pie in the face. It will get all over me!"

He asked, "You think the whole pie in the face bit is funny, don't you?"

"Yes", she replied.

"And you think that the very pretty, naked woman always should get pied?"

"Well, yes. Please stop asking me questions, you know I have to tell you the truth!"

He took a step closer, and she bit her lip. He said, "And so here you are, naked, with no escape, and you're the hottest girl in the room, so don't you think a pie in the face would be awesome?"

She hesitated, "Y-, well, awesome wouldn't be the word I'd use."

He said, "Tell me, what word would you use?"

She giggled, "No, I can't!"

He said, "Tell me...."

She said, "Oh, no. Yes sir. Oh, the word I think I used was.. erotic".

"I see", he said. "So why are you so nervous with my holding a pie like this?" He grinned as he said it.

"It's funny and sexy when it happens to someone else! Not to me!"

"I see! And you think you're about to get pied?"

"Oh, I know I'm going to get that huge pie in my face! I know I'm going to take a pie in the face! I'm helpless to stop it! Please, sir, don't!"

He chuckled. "You've been pied before, admit it."

She nodded, "Yes. I'm always the one who gets pied! Why do I always end up getting it?". She laughed.

He asked, "Well, you liked it, didn't you? And you were pied a lot, right?"

She brushed her straight black hair away from her eyes. "Yes, yes I did...", she giggled nervously again, "Oh my god, I was plastered. The pies were so huge and I couldn't see! All I said was that I wanted dessert, and then my clothes came off and then I got hit with a great big pie!"

"Just one?"

"No, I got hit with four..."

"And did you deserve it?"

"Oh, yes, I know I deserved it."

"And did you like it?"

She laughed, and hesitated, "Yeah...."

He said, "Well, then, you know that this pie is for you."

"Oh my god, no. It's too big! It's a huge pie!"

He said, "Yep. And sticky. And gooey.".

"Oh my god! No, no! Please, I'm begging, no! I'll do anything!"

"You'll get a pie in the face, that counts in anything."

"Noooo.. oh, no. Oh my god! It's a serious pie! You're so evil!"

"Yep. And I have five more where this came from."

"WHAT? Oh my god! No! Six pies? No, sir, please don't! Please don't!"

He asked, "Why not? What happens when you get a pie in the face? Tell me the truth."

She said, "I don't want a great big pie in the face! It turns me into someone else. I'm so nice, and respectable. Pies make me into a slut. I turn into a sex monster." She laughed, shaking her head. "I have this oral fetish. I become someone else, it's crazy. I go crazy for sex!"

He said, "Oh, how terrible. Well, then, maybe I won't give you a pie in the face."

She looked up at him, stunned. "You won't?"

He then launched the pie at her, hitting her with a loud, wet pop, and catching her by surprise, sending cream all over her black hair, shoulders and neck. Her face was completely engulfed, and he swirled the pie around slowly in circles to make sure her face was totally covered in pie.

She didn't move, but said "Oh my god!" under the pie. He let the crust slide off of her, and watched as it left white trails down her breasts and hit the floor with smacking sounds.

She licked her lip. "Oh you bastard! You got me! You bastard! I can't see!"

"You are so, so pied! That's a very, very good look. So sexy. How's it feel?"

"Mmm. Feels good..."

He said, "Was it cold? Your nipples just woke up."

She looked down at them, and more cream and crust slid from her face and hair. "Oh, I think they like pie."

He took some pie from the top of her head and smeared it all over them. She gasped, and then said, "Ohhhh... wow.....wow, yes, oh my god."

He said, "I'll be right back".

She said, "Wait, where are you going? You're not getting another pie, are you? You wouldn't do this to me again, would you? I mean.. I'm already so pied.. oh my god."

He walked back in with two pies, one in each hand.

She wiped her face with her palms and looked at him. "Oh my god! Oh no, oh don't!"

He nodded, "Oh yes."

"But, you already gave me a big pie in the face!"

He said, "Yes. And it was so much fun, why stop?"

She asked, "You're having fun?"

He said, "Oh yes. A lot of fun!"

Her face was streaked with cream. She said, "No, oh no, not again, please..."

He took a step toward her, grinning, and she backed up to the wall again. "Oh my god, no! You wouldn't dare do that again! Would you?"

(To be continued....)