I now welcome Nimber, you're up next! Would you like Envelope Box 2 or swap with my Envelope box 11?

'Tense music starts playing...!'

Rod Whitestar

I'll keep mine.

So, Nimber you chose number 2, stick around as ItsJustDandy next and your envelope contained....

Stay Clean and double the forfeit for the following player!

ItsJustDandy, step forward your choice was...


Do you feel lucky as Nimber is doubling your forfeit. So is it envelop 3 that will minimise the doubling or would you like to swap to my envelope 11? Will that give you the best option?

What will ItsJustDandy do folks? Tune in when they post and choose! - more ominous music!

I'll trade for Box 11!

Oooooo! ItsJustDandy has traded for number 11! What have they saved me from?

Get ready ItsJustDandy Whist this game is over for you... you now have to...

Take a Seat in the Hot Seat game!

Thanks for saving me from that.

But that's not all folks! Check out Nimber previously as they go 'Stay Clean and double the forfeit for the following player' So based on that ItsJustDandy will have to play it twice!

So I have been saved from box 11 and I now have box 3, who is next?

Drum roll, please...


its Pfnxx, come on down! What will it be Pfnxx? Do you want to keep number 4 or swap with my number three?

Clocks ticking!

Ooh the agony of choice...

I think I'm going to...

Have the courage of my convictions & stick with box 4 please

pfnxx - 'courage of my convictions' I admire your dedication, but has it paid off...? Opening the env - insert dramatic pause! - elope now! And you have...

Enter a 3 day vote against any other player or the host, with the loser taking 4 pies and 3 buckets of gunge over the head!

The list of people who you can choose from is below. Who will it be? Set the vote up and let your opposition know!


GungeGuySam said: I'll jump into number 5 you were the last into the game but in the middle of the board.

What's it to be???
Stay at 5 or swap with my box three???

Is there a bit of a rhyme there??? We will find out after this commercial break...

Well, not going to lie, that could have gone better.

No obvious opponent as I have no beef with any other player, so...
Whitestar as our gleeful host, you're the only one that stands out as a candidate for putting me here. Granted, it wasn't deliberate but let's not let the truth get in the way of a good slopping.

And we are back where we saw adverts for:

- The new Kit Kat laxative with the slogan 'Have a break, have a crap!'
- The new Nike Pizza - Just Eat it
- And the new fishing website that you probably have not heard of, as its not on-line yet!

And what do I come back to. find...? pfnxx has chosen me to go up against them in a 3 day vote, with the loser taking 4 pies & 3 buckets of gunge

https://umd.net/groups/lucky-boxes-vote-whitestar-v-pfnxx

What did I do? I only sealed the envelopes, it was pfnxx who choose their fate! So vote for them!!!

We will back to find out which box GungeGuySam has chosen after the following videos

Pie-oneering new flavors of custard pies and
The Pie-vate investigator: On the trail of the missing slice.

I'll stay with Box 5 please

And we are back,I hope you enjyed the vudeos of Pie-oneering new flavors of custard pies and
The Pie-vate investigator: On the trail of the missing slice, where it turned out they had earn it already!

But we are back and...


so GungeGuySam has stayed with their original choice. It this a mistake or not? Only one way to find out, ill open the box!

Oh crap! GungeGuySam has got 'Stay Clean and Pie the Host!' I think Ill quit as host now!!! Not really Ok GungeGuySam tell me where your pieing me. While your making up your mind, we will invite in to the arena number 6. So who chose number 6?


Ah yes FrodoBean, you are up! So what will it be? Do you want to keep box six or swap with my box three?

Whilst you are deciding, we will watch the the fork handles sketch from the Two Ronnie's (check you tube if you don't know it!)

I'll keep my box.

And while waiting we can watch The 2 Ronnies Mastermind

FrodoBean has said that they are keeping box 6! But they are also taking over my hosting duties by stating what is coming next!!! FrodoBean Stop reading the autocue!

However does that mean that box 6 is the forfeit to be my replacement and FrodoBean will be the next host?

Lets open the box and find out!

FrodoBean you chose.... box 6, what's in it? We will find out after this break!!!!

Nah... just kidding as you FrodoBean have won... in your box, that you chose, so you cant blame anyone else...

'Take 2 cartons of custard over the head!'

I think the audience will agree we will be definitely looking forward to seeing that!

So which vic...(tim) - I mean player is up next...

Its...


Its Subslime with box 7!

Ah Subslime who as already stated in the Wam Games thread - "Lucky boxes vote: Whitestar v Pfnxx" https://umd.net/groups/lucky-boxes-vote-whitestar-v-pfnxx remember vote for pfnxx not me! Whitetstar is your host not a contestant! Every vote counts as last time I looked it was close voting!

Now were was I, oh yes, Subslime has stated that they have voted for me and followed it up with:


I think the audience will agree and based on what they have said above... we definitely don't want the contents of the box for Subslime to stay clean! So what will it be Subslime will you stick with box 7 or swap with my box three?

We will be right back after these messages from our Cheesy Sponsor - I can't brie-lieve its cheese!

with all the de-brie around after that cheesy break, I think I will stick with my box.

I wonder what this button does.
**Presses**

"New fast acting kitkat laxative.
Have a break, Have a quick crap"

Hehe

And we are back, not only did we have have our cheesy sponsor, someone threw cheese at me during the break, I thought that's 'mature' [cheese]!

So we are back with Subslime who has watched the news as well as our sponsor, after the shocking explosion in the cheese factory... de-brie was every where!


Subslimes is sticking with their box. I am hoping it is something messy after they voted to get me gunged in the poll.

However before we get there I am hearing something through my ear piece. Good news!


ItsJustDandy has taken their second forfeit! Well done to them.

So what has Subslime got...

I am really pleased for this....

Subslime your box 7 is....

'Take 2 buckets of gunge over the head!!!!'

hahaha! Enjoy the gunge!

Moving on lets find out who picked box 8!


SubBeckyforGYOB your up, what is it to be box eight or swap with my box 3? Time to decide your fate.

While we wait for SubBeckyforGYOB to decide, the next link actually has a two links in it! That's two links of sausages as we watch Morecambe and Wise perform to the Stripper music at breakfast! (check youtube if you don't know it)

whilst this is on, Ill also be making some sausage rolls... as I push them down the hill!!!

Swap please. Sorry I don't really have anything humorous to say about sausages

FrodoBean! Stop pressing the buttons! At this rate you will be in the gunge tank!

At least the button is working now, with the full joke broadcast and we would like to apologise for an over jealous producer missing out the 'quick' when last broadcast!

Thanks SubBeckyforGYOB, you have set me up for a 'banging*' response to you!

*For Non UK folk -bangers- are a slang term for sausages! The name likely originated during wartime when sausages, made with cheaper fillers, were prone to exploding when cooked, leading to them being nicknamed "bangers"

Could be 'wurst**' [worse] if we were using German sausages...

** Wurst is the German word for "sausage!!."

So SubBeckyforGYOB has traded number 8 for number three... what have they saved me from...

You have saved me from:

'Take 1 bucket of gunge over the head!'

Lets hope there are no sausages in it! Enjoy! And thanks for saving me from it!

So who is next for box 9...


AnnietheDiva all the way from New Zealand! So AnnietheDiva what will it be box 9 or swap with box 8 that SubBeckyforGYOB has swapped with me!

While we wait for the satellite to connect lets listen to the classic Queen song, Another one bites the crust!

I'm gonna stick, please

Hellooooo! AnnietheDiva hearing you loud and clear! And you say...


so will this be a 'sticky' situation or will they remain clean?

Lets open box 9!

Its both! AnnietheDiva is staying clean but they get to choose another player to take a pie... Who will it be?

AnnietheDiva here is your list to choose:

1. Mhop been lucky so far
2. Nimber
3. Itsjustdandy
4. Pfnxx
5. GungeGuySam
6. FrodoBean
7. Subslime
8. SubBeckyforGYOB
9. Annie
10. Gooeygunge

Players only so not the host! (woo hoo!) Round and round it goes where will it stop? Only AnnietheDiva knows!

Come back and let us know who you chose.

Now there are only two forfeits left, 8 and ten

For those how have been following closely:

- One box has Take 3 pies to the face
- The other has Stay Clean and Become the next host

Does the universe want me to remain as host?... or does it want me to get three pies in my face?

Or does the universe want the creator of the game (thanks for a great idea of game) to be back in charge?

What do you think? Post your comments as to what you would like to see while we wait for the next contestant to come on down!

Speaking of which who is the next contestant....


Its Gooeygunge! So what will it be Gooeygunge? Are you becoming the next host or getting the pies?

Do you want to stick with your original box 10 or swap with the box 8 previously given up by SubBeckyforGYOB

While we are waiting for you lets hear from our audience as what they would like to see happen! Post your comments.

Whilst we are waiting and you are commenting, I am going to look at some new business opportunities:

I'm thinking of opening a bar that hosts brass bands every weekend. - I'm calling it "HornPub".

I'm also thinking of starting a website for a baked dish consisting of an open-topped pastry case with a savoury or sweet filling... I'm going to call it onlyflans!

Ooohh I think I'll stick

And.... gooeygunge is sticking with box 10!

What will it be....?

There is still time for the audience to guess, as you'll have to tune in for the final part of the game tonight!

(As im off to work now!)

And we are back after work from a day in an non air-conditioned office where outdoor temperatures where up to 36C according to my car thermometer!

So lets see if we can keep the temperature rising by one of us becoming the next host and one of us gets the final 3 pies to the face!

Drumroll please as we open box number 10....

gooeygunge, you chose to stay with box 10 and not swap box 8 that I got from SubBeckyforGYOB,

Slowly opening the contents for you gooeygunge....

have got.... (building up the tension!!)

... How do you create tension...?


...I'll tell you tomorrow!!!

You gooeygunge [finally opens box] have won... Take 3 pies to the face!

Which means SubBeckyforGYOB who changed their box 8, could have been host!

So guess I am doing hosting again!

Thank you all for taking part and get your entries in for the next exciting game of Lucky Boxes where we will unbox your potential, find out it's not just a box--it's a high-definition pun package, and that my dog keeps putting things in boxes... he's a boxer!

-fades off screen -

Hello and Welcome to round two of Whitestar Lucky Boxes!

Originally developed by gooeygunge on page 1

Here are the rules:

Each player chooses a numbered box between 1-10 (in any order), with the host starting with box 11.
A random order generator is used by the host to fill each box with an action. (in this Whitestar version, real life envelopes!)

The host will message each player to tell them one of the actions that is not in their box. (cant do this as I wont know!) this makes it more fun!)

The game begins when all boxes are taken.

In each round, the player with the matching box (round 1, box 1 etc.) chooses whether to open their own box or swap with the host. Then will the contents of whichever box they now have be revealed.

At the end of the game, the host receives the forfeit in whichever box is left.

The actions that the boxes could contain are;

- Stay clean and become the next host.
- Stay clean and pie the host.
- Stay clean and choose another player to take a pie.
- Stay clean and double the forfeit for the following player.
- Take a seat in 'The Hot Seat' game.
- Take 1 pie to the face and play 'Fill the Tank'
- Take 3 pies to the face.
- Take 2 cartons of custard over the head.
- Take 1 bucket of gunge over the head.
- Take 2 buckets of gunge over the head.
- Enter a 3 day vote against any player or the host, with the loser taking 4 pies and 3 buckets of gunge over the head

Time to get your entries in!

The next post will have the entry board!

Entry Board to Whitestar Lucky Boxes - pick a box, don't be scared and play the game!

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11. Whitestar (host)

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7. Subslime
8.
9.
10.
11. Whitestar (host)

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2.
3.
4. Itsjustdandy
5.
6.
7. Subslime
8.
9.
10.
11. Whitestar (host)

This is a bad idea.


1.
2.Filthysub
3.
4. Itsjustdandy
5.
6.
7. Subslime
8.
9.
10.
11. Whitestar (host)

I'll take box 1 this time please

1. SubBeckyforGYOB
2. Filthysub
3.
4. Itsjustdandy
5.
6.
7. Subslime
8.
9.
10.
11. Whitestar (host)