Due to cruel twist of fate I'm obliged to enter a 3 day vote, with the loser taking 4 pies & 3 buckets of gunge Luckily there is good news: the evil gloating host of Lucky boxes (Whitestar) is available to take the slop rather than me . So for 3 days you have the chance to make the right choice ( vote for Whitestar) or live for evermore with your conscience.
What did I do? I only sealed the envelopes, it was pfnxx who choose their fate! So vote for them!!!
I am only the host of this game, surely you don't want to see the host get pied gunged, the whole point is to get the contestants gunged and pied!!!
Its not like the host subjects to you statements such as... At the airport I went into a room that said UK Customs. There was an orderly queue of people putting on kettles, dunking biscuits in tea, eating bacon, egg, and fried bread, and talking about the weather.
or Every pie is a masterpiece, a true work of tart!
Love you, too
Luckily there is good news: the evil gloating host of Lucky boxes (Whitestar) is available to take the slop rather than me . 
