Location:
Southern US
Last on:
40 secs ago
Time here:
7 years
Gender:
Male
I prefer:
Females
Birthday:
Jan 3
Followers:
65
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UMD ID:
81984
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Hey, y'all. J. Bond here. Began as a lurker, then tried to become a bit more active as a user which caught the curiosity of my lovely wife Jane. Since then, she's been the gorgeous beauty in front of the camera for many of our messy exploits (or Messploits if you please). Welcome to the journey! It's great to have y'all with us!

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Likes: Shaving Cream, Whipped Cream, Chocolate Syrup, Caramel Syrup, Cake Batter, Pudding, Eggs, Cake (especially chocolate), Pancake Syrup, Honey, Ice Cream, and Slime
Unknown (Never Tried)/Mildly Curious: Baked Beans, Pasta Sauce, Nacho Cheese, Yogurt, Soups, and Jelly or Jam
Dislikes: Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Gravy, and Dog Food
Limits: Tuna, Relish, and Sardines; Savory in mouth (sweet is fine but savory in my mouth will make me sick)
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Jane's Slow Motion Slop Bucket
145 plays
29 days ago
2
Jane Washes Off Three Shoots in Slow Motion
67 plays
29 days ago
6
Jane Strips Between Shoots
140 plays
29 days ago
6
Jane Does A Sloppy Sauce Squeegee
82 plays
29 days ago
2
Jane Plays Footsie in Slop
81 plays
5/14/24
7
Happy March from Messploits!
351 plays
3/5/24
15
2
Jane Gets Creamed!
1,196 plays
3/5/24
11
3:41
3 files
Jane Sends Off 2023 In Style (Wide Angle)
889 plays
12/31/23
6
May Messy Game Forfeits
496 views
8 days ago
2
$5.00
5:06
2 files
Messploits Celebrates National Egg Day 2024explicit
491 views
12 days ago
1
$10.00
J and Jane Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Splat!
802 views
15 days ago
3
$10.00
Messploits Celebrates National Hamburger Day 2024
477 views
18 days ago
2
$8.00
J's Spin for Pie on May 21, 2024
70 views
20 days ago
1
$5.00
J's Face Reveal and Jane's Sweet Revenge
1,607 views
22 days ago
18
$10.00
Messploits Celebrates BBQ Day 2024
327 views
30 days ago
2
$8.00
5 Gallons of Mess for 500 Followers (Main)
178 views
5/13/24
1
$10.00
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WVPiedGuy  7/27/23
I love seeing those pics of Jane's ass, especially covered in pie. Thank you for allowing a pie slut like me to view them and look forward to seeing more Report
Jayce  9/13/18
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thank you so much for the awesome reviewS! that was so kind of you and i really appreciate it! Report
AnnieBody  3/17/18
Thanks for the friend request, shows ME you have awesome good taste in quality company Report
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