Location:
Southern US
Last on:
20 mins ago
Time here:
7 ½ years
Gender:
Male
I prefer:
Females
Birthday:
Jan 3
Followers:
87
UMD rank:
UMD ID:
81984
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About Me:
Hey, y'all. J. Bond here. Began as a lurker, then tried to become a bit more active as a user which caught the curiosity of my lovely wife Jane. Since then, she's been the gorgeous beauty in front of the camera for many of our messy exploits (or Messploits if you please). Welcome to the journey! It's great to have y'all with us! We've also recently joined the polyamorous community but wasn't sure where best to put that in the bio.

Hi, it's me, I'm the American Idiot <3

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Non-Savory Likes: Shaving Cream, Whipped Cream, Chocolate Syrup, Caramel Syrup, Cake Batter, Pudding, Eggs, Cake (especially chocolate), Pancake Syrup, Honey, Ice Cream, and Slime
Savory Likes: Baked Beans and Nacho Cheese
Unknown (Never Tried)/Mildly Curious: Pasta Sauce, Yogurt, Soups, Jelly or Jam, Custard,
Non-Savory Dislikes: Marshmallow Fluff and Peanut Butter
Savory Dislikes: Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Mayo, and Dog Food
Limits: Tuna, Relish, and Sardines; Savory in mouth (sweet is fine but savory in my mouth will make me sick)
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J Gets A Pudding Pie *Censored Version*
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7/20/24
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J's Face Reveal and Jane's Sweet Revenge
1,630 plays
5/24/24
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Jane's Slow Motion Slop Bucket
164 plays
5/16/24
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Jane Strips Between Shoots
164 plays
5/16/24
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Jane Does A Sloppy Sauce Squeegee
98 plays
5/16/24
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Jane Plays Footsie in Slop
91 plays
5/14/24
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Happy March from Messploits!
386 plays
3/5/24
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Jane Pays Up Some August Forfeits As Wellexplicit
471 views
12 days ago
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J Pays Up Some August Forfeits
330 views
14 days ago
$8.00
J's End of July Pie Forfeitsexplicit
487 views
21 days ago
$10.00
J's Classic Pillory Sessionexplicit
754 views
23 days ago
$12.00
J's Classic Cake Sessionexplicit
262 views
28 days ago
$10.00
J's Classic Eggs and Pies Compliationexplicit
362 views
30 days ago
$15.00
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Mudinundies2  17 days ago
Remember everyone you NEED to vote JBond to get the smelly slop. He deserves it way more than me. SLOP HIM! https://umd.net/groups/i/who-gets-the-slopReport
bob1987564  7/6/24
Congrats on WOTD!!! Enjoy your day!Report
MissCP93  7/6/24
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WOTD!! Celebrations in order XDReport
WVPiedGuy  7/27/23
I love seeing those pics of Jane's ass, especially covered in pie. Thank you for allowing a pie slut like me to view them and look forward to seeing more Report
Jayce  9/13/18
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thank you so much for the awesome reviewS! that was so kind of you and i really appreciate it! Report
AnnieBody  3/17/18
Thanks for the friend request, shows ME you have awesome good taste in quality company Report
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