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Southern US
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Time here:
8 years
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Male
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Females
Birthday:
Jan 3
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UMD ID:
81984
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Hey, y'all. J. Bond here. Began as a lurker, then tried to become a bit more active as a user which led to producing. The best way I can sum it up is through the Grateful Dead: "What a long, strange trip it's been."

Freshly divorced so may be slow to inbox but still around.

<3 FrodoBean's American Idiot <3

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Non-Savory Likes: Shaving Cream, Whipped Cream, Chocolate Syrup, Caramel Syrup, Cake Batter, Pudding, Eggs, Cake (especially chocolate), Pancake Syrup, Honey, Ice Cream, and Slime
Savory Likes: Baked Beans and Nacho Cheese
Unknown (Never Tried)/Mildly Curious: Pasta Sauce, Yogurt, Soups, Jelly or Jam, Custard,
Non-Savory Dislikes: Marshmallow Fluff and Peanut Butter
Savory Dislikes: Ketchup, Mustard, Ranch, Mayo, and Dog Food
Limits: Tuna, Relish, and Sardines; Savory in mouth (sweet is fine but savory in my mouth will make me sick); Currently has to be drainsafe for the time being
Mess-Adventures March 2025 Promo
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7 days ago
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J Gets A Pudding Pie *Censored Version*
316 plays
7/20/24
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J's Steamy Pi Day 2025explicit
324 views
Friday
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J's Huge "Catch Me" Pay-Upexplicit
209 views
9 days ago
10
$15.00
J Gets Sticky, Sweet, and Slimedexplicit
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12 days ago
6
$10.00
J Gets Sticky and Sweetexplicit
295 views
16 days ago
7
$10.00
J Does Some Smelly, Sloppy Forfeits
265 views
19 days ago
4
$5.00
J Gets Sticky and Slopped
252 views
23 days ago
3
$8.00
J's Sticky Situation
348 views
2/6/25
2
$8.00
J and FrodoBean Play Higher or Lower!
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2/2/25
5
$10.00
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MIU2  8/31/24
Remember everyone you NEED to vote JBond to get the smelly slop. He deserves it way more than me. SLOP HIM! https://umd.net/groups/i/who-gets-the-slopReport
bob1987564  7/6/24
Congrats on WOTD!!! Enjoy your day!Report
FrodoBean  7/6/24
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WOTD!! Celebrations in order XDReport
WVPiedGuy  7/27/23
I love seeing those pics of Jane's ass, especially covered in pie. Thank you for allowing a pie slut like me to view them and look forward to seeing more Report
Jayce  9/13/18
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thank you so much for the awesome reviewS! that was so kind of you and i really appreciate it! Report
AnnieBody  3/17/18
Thanks for the friend request, shows ME you have awesome good taste in quality company Report
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