1. SubBeckyforGYOB
2. Filthysub
3.gungewedgiesub
4. Itsjustdandy
5.
6.
7. Subslime
8.
9.
10.
11. Whitestar (host)

1. SubBeckyforGYOB
2. Filthysub
3.
4. Itsjustdandy
5. FatPieFan
6.
7. Subslime
8.
9.
10.
11. Whitestar (host)

Thank you to all those brave hearts who have put their name forward.

Just five boxes left.

Who will be the five that are brave enough to join them?

Stay tuned!

1. SubBeckyforGYOB
2. Filthysub
3.
4. Itsjustdandy
5. FatPieFan
6.
7. Subslime
8.
9.Yorkshirewammer
10.
11. Whitestar (host)

1. SubBeckyforGYOB
2. Filthysub
3. FrodoBean
4. Itsjustdandy
5. FatPieFan
6.
7. Subslime
8.
9.Yorkshirewammer
10.
11. Whitestar (host)

Seems my post got skipped and my box has been taken so I will take box 6 instead lol
1. SubBeckyforGYOB
2. Filthysub
3. FrodoBean
4. Itsjustdandy
5. FatPieFan
6.gungewedgiesub
7. Subslime
8.
9.Yorkshirewammer
10.
11. Whitestar (host)

You take your eye off hosting duties for one minute and the contestants run amok! Can't get the quality of contestants today!!!

Or can we...? Two spaces left!

Who will it be to come and join the fun???

The new (envelope) boxes have been sealed, and all we need now are the players.

Bring a ladder with you, so you can reach new heights!

Im back! I haven't come with my original ladder, I've come with my... step-ladder!

Still two places left, who would like to take those slots?

I will take the 8 then

1. SubBeckyforGYOB
2. Filthysub
3. FrodoBean
4. Itsjustdandy
5. FatPieFan
6.gungewedgiesub
7. Subslime
8. Rustef
9.Yorkshirewammer
10.
11. Whitestar (host)

I'll come back in

1. SubBeckyforGYOB
2. Filthysub
3. FrodoBean
4. Itsjustdandy
5. FatPieFan
6.gungewedgiesub
7. Subslime
8. Rustef
9.Yorkshirewammer
10. Gooeygunge
11. Whitestar (host)

Annnnndddd that's it! All the contestants spots have been taken!

Before we go any further I was going to tell a mud pun... but I got stuck!

So who is first up???


SubBeckyforGYOB so what will it be? Take box one or swap with my box 11?

And while we are waiting, some words from our Sponsors The Goth florist - Dark Side of the Bloom and the fishing supplies company Master Bait and Tackle!

I will keep my box please

Thank you to our sponsors, I know that I will be using at least one of you on a regular basis!!!

So


Has stated they would liked to keep their box and not swap with my 11. Was this a good choice....?

Well it is SubBeckyforGYOB as they are staying clean! But they are doubling the forefit for the next player! So what ever they get they will have to have it twice!!! So who is up next...?


Its Flithysub! Who has already said 'This is a bad idea' well it is for you as whatever you choose you get it doubled! So what will it be? Save me frorm box 11 or keep your box 2?

So while we are waiting, here are some more of our sponsors (we have to make money some how!) Hand Job - The ultimate hand manicure company and Surelock Homes, Locksmith, where the game is a locked!

Awesome, I'd take that lol

I hope I get to be double clean? lol I'll keep box 2

And we are back, after the unscheduled power outage at Whitestar Towers due to a circuit breaker tripping out and not resetting we return to our regularly scheduled viewing.

It seems it we have a delighted contestant!


Don't worry folks, we will get them next time!

Next up is:


Well FilthySub careful what you wish for as.... You've got stay clean! - insert dramatic pause -

And pie the host!

Ah well at least this has happened early in the game! OK FilthySub tell me where your throwing the pie!

While FilthySub decides on how to decorate me, we will bring on the next contestant who is....


So FrodoBean what will it be? Stick with box three or swap with my box 11. I am sure the audience has an opinion, but what will it be for you?

We will be back after this treat for wet look fans Morecambe and Wise - Singing in the Rain (see you tube!)

I'll keep 3

Annnnnddd we are back where Eric Morecambe made quite the splash!


Frodobean has said they will keep their box.. so what have they won... well... I guess I have been fired!!!! As they have got 'Stay Clean and Become the next host!

Hope you're up for it!

Frodobean,- please tell the folks at home how you feel about your box!

So before I collect my redundancy payment, let see who is up next... Its....

Its number four JustDandy!


So what will it be JustDandy stick with box 4 or swap with my 11? As everyone has stuck so far.

We will take JustDandy's response after I go and get some bread from my local bakers - Bread Pitt and my hair cut at the local barbers next to the airport called Hairport!

We traded last game, lets keep 4 this time...

I've bought my bread..., which was nice. Not quite sure about the barber though! Say's his name is Mr Flibble from the UK's Red Dwarf TV series! Hope he is a better actor than barber!



ItsJutDandy has said they traded last time and so are sticking this time... was this the right choice... well, lets see....

ItsJustDandy you stuck with box 4 and you have got.... and I don't believe this considering the envelopes were randomised and you chose the box ANNND you could have swapped with my box 11, but you ItsJusDandy.....

are.... Taking a Seat in 'The Hot Seat' game!

Exactly the same as the last round, the only good side is that you haven't had the forfeit doubled unlike last time!!!

ItsJusDandy take the walk of gunge to the adjacent studio and take your seat!!!

So whose next with box five...


FatPieFan, come on down! What will it be stick or swap with my box 11?

While we wait I will leave you with these question:

Q. What's the difference between a poodle dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle?
Q. Do you remember the joke I told you all about the Chiropractor?

I'd like to swap please!

A. Attire! (A Tyre!)
A. No? It was a week (weak) back!

Apologies to those who don't have English as first language but I do love grammatical humour!


OOOOOHHHHH FatPieFan has said they want to be the first to swap with me!. So I now have box 5. Keep watching FatPieFan so you can find out later on what box 5 contained.

You have swapped to box 11, which was mine and is now yours, which contains..... - another dramatic pause----

'Enter a 3 day vote against any player or the host, with the loser taking 4 pies and 3 buckets of gunge over the head'

Contest time! Who is it going to be FatPieFan? Who are you going to choose? Choose from any of the persons listed below:

Choose carefully and set the vote up!

Last time it was pfnxx against myself and they lost 23 to 17! Needless to say I was happy about that!

While you are doing that, who is up next... ?

Hello to my fellow Derbeian...


So it it hadn't been for an administrative error and they kept their box, Gungewedgiesub would have been host! However the universe had other plans and now Gungewedgiesub you have a choice between keeping box 6 or swapping with box 5 that I now have that was formal in FatPieFan's hands.

What will it be? Will you be sat on top of the Derby Ram statute* or at its feet in gunge? *extremely localised reference!!

While your deciding, lets look at these trailers for some new programmes:

- The Autumn Guy, Lee Majors as a bounty hunter who only takes assignments when the leaves change colour
- A talking owl becomes a live in nanny for the kids of working parents in...... Twit Whoo's the Boss?
- A new Sc-fi show - How I met your Mother-ship
- The cast of Taxi reunite in this modern take - Uber!

I will keep my box

So Gungewedgiesub is keeping their box! So it looks like you are atop of the Derby Ram as you have got...

'Stay Clean and Choose another player to take a pie!'

Who will it be Gungewedgiesub? (apart from Filthysub whose profiled has been deleted)

Who will you choose from the contestant list below?

1. SubBeckyforGYOB
2. Filthysub - profile deleted
3. FrodoBean
4. Itsjustdandy
5. FatPieFan
6.gungewedgiesub
7. Subslime
8. Rustef
9.Yorkshirewammer
10. Gooeygunge
11. Whitestar (host)

So while you are deciding we will bring down the next contestant who is:


Subslime who booked in as the first contestant, what will it be? Are you keeping box 7 or swapping with my box 5?

While we are waiting I am off to do my laundry!

Hmmm...
- I was supposed to do laundry today, but I'm a procrasticleaner!
- But I'm deter-gent about getting my laundry done.
- I was going to tell a laundry joke, but it wasn't clean enough
- Unlike the pictures on my profile, When it comes to doing laundry, I'm clothes-minded.

I'll stick with my box and hope...

Ooo fun, I'll set up a poll now

I'm just back from my laundry tasks with this *breaking news*

FatPieFan has taken up the forefit of:

'Enter a 3 day vote against any player or the host, with the loser taking 4 pies and 3 buckets of gunge over the head'

and they have challenged SubBeckyforGYOB see https://umd.net/groups/lucky-boxes-poll-3 for details!

Who will it be? Get your votes in now!

And now back to our irregularly schedule broadcast...


Subslime has stuck with box 7, is it lucky for them???

Only from the point of view its the one bucket of gunge over the head and not the two bucket forefit! As box 7 contains:

'Take 1 bucket of gunge over the head!'

Enjoy! Have a bucket load of fun!

Now we are on to box eight, and who chose that one....


It was Rustef! Come on down all the way from Germany! "Mhtest du schmutzig werden?" (hopefully google translate has worked! - hello would you like to get messy?) and said with a very strong English accent!

I've also used AI and got The German translations for the informal British English term "gunge" (an unpleasant dirty or sticky substance) are klebriges Zeug (sticky stuff) or schmieriges Zeug (slimy stuff). You can also use der Dreck (the dirt) in this context.

So this round its not just puns but educational too!

So Rustef, what will it be? Do you want to stick with box 8 or swap with my box 5?

While Rustef thinks about it, I'm off to get my lunch... as That's a 'wrap' for now!

I will stick with my box

What??? I never agreed to this!!! Oh you so going down

I had drink with my lunch... I'm now soda-lighted!


Rustef is sticking with their box... So box eight contains... something similar to what Subslime had,,, but this time its not one bucket but two buckets of gunge! As the forfeit is to 'Take 2 buckets of gunge over the head!

Enjoy the mess!

Getting close to the end of this round as we are now on box 9. So who had box 9...?

From Yorkshire, where I will be travelling to later this week its...


Yorkshirewammer! 'Ey up: 'Ow do? Come on down!

What will it be... stick with box 9 or swap with my box 5?

And while Yorkshirewammer makes the decision, lets hear some more words from our sponsors:

Loft in space - loft conversions
The Vacuum Repair shop - where the service really sucks!