Well, not going to lie, that could have gone better.

No obvious opponent as I have no beef with any other player, so...
Whitestar as our gleeful host, you're the only one that stands out as a candidate for putting me here. Granted, it wasn't deliberate but let's not let the truth get in the way of a good slopping.

And we are back where we saw adverts for:

- The new Kit Kat laxative with the slogan 'Have a break, have a crap!'
- The new Nike Pizza - Just Eat it
- And the new fishing website that you probably have not heard of, as its not on-line yet!

And what do I come back to. find...? pfnxx has chosen me to go up against them in a 3 day vote, with the loser taking 4 pies & 3 buckets of gunge

https://umd.net/groups/lucky-boxes-vote-whitestar-v-pfnxx

What did I do? I only sealed the envelopes, it was pfnxx who choose their fate! So vote for them!!!

We will back to find out which box GungeGuySam has chosen after the following videos

Pie-oneering new flavors of custard pies and
The Pie-vate investigator: On the trail of the missing slice.

I'll stay with Box 5 please

And we are back,I hope you enjyed the vudeos of Pie-oneering new flavors of custard pies and
The Pie-vate investigator: On the trail of the missing slice, where it turned out they had earn it already!

But we are back and...


so GungeGuySam has stayed with their original choice. It this a mistake or not? Only one way to find out, ill open the box!

Oh crap! GungeGuySam has got 'Stay Clean and Pie the Host!' I think Ill quit as host now!!! Not really Ok GungeGuySam tell me where your pieing me. While your making up your mind, we will invite in to the arena number 6. So who chose number 6?


Ah yes FrodoBean, you are up! So what will it be? Do you want to keep box six or swap with my box three?

Whilst you are deciding, we will watch the the fork handles sketch from the Two Ronnie's (check you tube if you don't know it!)

I'll keep my box.

And while waiting we can watch The 2 Ronnies Mastermind

FrodoBean has said that they are keeping box 6! But they are also taking over my hosting duties by stating what is coming next!!! FrodoBean Stop reading the autocue!

However does that mean that box 6 is the forfeit to be my replacement and FrodoBean will be the next host?

Lets open the box and find out!

FrodoBean you chose.... box 6, what's in it? We will find out after this break!!!!

Nah... just kidding as you FrodoBean have won... in your box, that you chose, so you cant blame anyone else...

'Take 2 cartons of custard over the head!'

I think the audience will agree we will be definitely looking forward to seeing that!

So which vic...(tim) - I mean player is up next...

Its...


Its Subslime with box 7!

Ah Subslime who as already stated in the Wam Games thread - "Lucky boxes vote: Whitestar v Pfnxx" https://umd.net/groups/lucky-boxes-vote-whitestar-v-pfnxx remember vote for pfnxx not me! Whitetstar is your host not a contestant! Every vote counts as last time I looked it was close voting!

Now were was I, oh yes, Subslime has stated that they have voted for me and followed it up with:


I think the audience will agree and based on what they have said above... we definitely don't want the contents of the box for Subslime to stay clean! So what will it be Subslime will you stick with box 7 or swap with my box three?

We will be right back after these messages from our Cheesy Sponsor - I can't brie-lieve its cheese!

with all the de-brie around after that cheesy break, I think I will stick with my box.

I wonder what this button does.
**Presses**

"New fast acting kitkat laxative.
Have a break, Have a quick crap"

Hehe

And we are back, not only did we have have our cheesy sponsor, someone threw cheese at me during the break, I thought that's 'mature' [cheese]!

So we are back with Subslime who has watched the news as well as our sponsor, after the shocking explosion in the cheese factory... de-brie was every where!


Subslimes is sticking with their box. I am hoping it is something messy after they voted to get me gunged in the poll.

However before we get there I am hearing something through my ear piece. Good news!


ItsJustDandy has taken their second forfeit! Well done to them.

So what has Subslime got...

I am really pleased for this....

Subslime your box 7 is....

'Take 2 buckets of gunge over the head!!!!'

hahaha! Enjoy the gunge!

Moving on lets find out who picked box 8!


SubBeckyforGYOB your up, what is it to be box eight or swap with my box 3? Time to decide your fate.

While we wait for SubBeckyforGYOB to decide, the next link actually has a two links in it! That's two links of sausages as we watch Morecambe and Wise perform to the Stripper music at breakfast! (check youtube if you don't know it)

whilst this is on, Ill also be making some sausage rolls... as I push them down the hill!!!

Swap please. Sorry I don't really have anything humorous to say about sausages

FrodoBean! Stop pressing the buttons! At this rate you will be in the gunge tank!

At least the button is working now, with the full joke broadcast and we would like to apologise for an over jealous producer missing out the 'quick' when last broadcast!

Thanks SubBeckyforGYOB, you have set me up for a 'banging*' response to you!

*For Non UK folk -bangers- are a slang term for sausages! The name likely originated during wartime when sausages, made with cheaper fillers, were prone to exploding when cooked, leading to them being nicknamed "bangers"

Could be 'wurst**' [worse] if we were using German sausages...

** Wurst is the German word for "sausage!!."

So SubBeckyforGYOB has traded number 8 for number three... what have they saved me from...

You have saved me from:

'Take 1 bucket of gunge over the head!'

Lets hope there are no sausages in it! Enjoy! And thanks for saving me from it!

So who is next for box 9...


AnnietheDiva all the way from New Zealand! So AnnietheDiva what will it be box 9 or swap with box 8 that SubBeckyforGYOB has swapped with me!

While we wait for the satellite to connect lets listen to the classic Queen song, Another one bites the crust!