a little late to the party. but in the new year, i'm putting myself in the no-reply zone for 72 hours, or until 1/6/24 at 2:04 PM EST. limits: drain safe, and i have a lot of shaving cream, so have fun with it. (also i do have a dildo so throw that in there too)
SloppedFool said: Brattybaby if you don't respond in 6 hours give yourself a wedgie with syrup down your underwear and then give yourself a swirly in a bucket of slime
Hehe looks like we were both on this forum at the same time
so as punishment from a different game, I'm in the no-reply zone for 4 days, or until 1/10/24 at 11:10 PM EST. ohhhhh boy this is going to be a fun one
EternalMac said: so as punishment from a different game, I'm in the no-reply zone for 4 days, or until 1/10/24 at 11:10 PM EST. ohhhhh boy this is going to be a fun one
Nobody seems to be dishing you out anything so I'm gonna go with one of my meaner ones. If you don't reply in 6 hours EternalMac, you must soak your tightest pair of pants in custard and put them on. You'll then put 6 eggs into them marked 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and X.
We're gonna have you do 10 jumping jacks, 10 squats and 1 forward roll in nothing but this custardy underwear. If any of the eggs escape during the task you must put them back in. If you finish the task with all eggs in tact, you've escape. But if any break youre going to grab 2 buckets. The first bucket is for eggs 1-5 where you pour in what you've smashed. The 2nd bucket is in case you break the X egg, which will result in an automatic full bucket of everything mixed together.
Egg 1 thick chocolate sauce Egg 2 ranch dressing Egg 3 strawberry sauce Egg 4 mayonnaise Egg 5 BBQ sauce Egg X A full bucket of all the above
As an added bonus, you must mix the bucket using only your feet and must take off the eggy custardy pants and put them in your mouth as a gag, before pouring these buckets over yourself.
Ooof eternalmac... I'll be nice. Just take a nice creamy pie to the face for me
You have to set a minimum target time of 6 hours even though he can't reply haha. Means your dare flips back on you if my understanding of the rules are correct!
Oh come on! I had no punishments or messes planned for today so I straightened my hair last night to look cute... we're not really going to be technical with the new girl, right?!
tiedandmessy said: I'm opting out. I have two serious medical issues that could put me out of commission here for a few months .
To my friends and followers on umd: I have 2 major surgeries coming up, one for my heart and one for my spine. Neither has been scheduled yet - just lots of MRIs, CT scans, and other tests, plus meetings with my doctors, nurses, and potential surgeons. That's why I need to opt out here because I won't be in the mood to be doing any messy forfeits for a while . Whenever troubling events in my real life have put a pause on my kinky mode, I've always returned to being even MORE kinky when those events have been resolved. I can only hope that will happen this time also .
We'll just have to get you really messy when you come back
I had opted out of 'If You Don't Reply' about 8 months ago because my real life caused me to have no desire to partake in messy fun, but now my kinky mode has finally returned and so I am indeed opting back in ! A few people here commented at the time that whenever I opt back in they will need to get me really messy for staying away for so long. So now's your chance, and indeed I DO think I deserve some extra sadistic forfeits for staying totally clean for about 8 months !! Please note that you can always make those forfeits extra sadistic by including bondage somehow .
EternalMac said: so as punishment from a different game, I'm in the no-reply zone for 4 days, or until 1/10/24 at 11:10 PM EST. ohhhhh boy this is going to be a fun one
If you don't reply in 12 hours then all forfeits to other players which are caught in time will be heading your way instead
tiedandmessy said: I'm opting out. I have two serious medical issues that could put me out of commission here for a few months .
To my friends and followers on umd: I have 2 major surgeries coming up, one for my heart and one for my spine. Neither has been scheduled yet - just lots of MRIs, CT scans, and other tests, plus meetings with my doctors, nurses, and potential surgeons. That's why I need to opt out here because I won't be in the mood to be doing any messy forfeits for a while . Whenever troubling events in my real life have put a pause on my kinky mode, I've always returned to being even MORE kinky when those events have been resolved. I can only hope that will happen this time also .
We'll just have to get you really messy when you come back
I've opted back in, and what better way to get back in here fully than to post a dare:
@AlexaJane, @Elysia, @BrattyBaby: If you don't reply in 6 hours, (1) Make a large pile of shaving cream on the floor (2) Hide 5 bars of soap in the shaving cream (3) Tie your feet together and hands behind your back (4) Lie down and find and remove all 5 bars of soap with only your mouth
@AlexaJane, @Elysia, @BrattyBaby: If you don't reply in 6 hours, (1) Make a large pile of shaving cream on the floor (2) Hide 5 bars of soap in the shaving cream (3) Tie your feet together and hands behind your back (4) Lie down and find and remove all 5 bars of soap with only your mouth
tiedandmessy said: I'm opting out. I have two serious medical issues that could put me out of commission here for a few months .
To my friends and followers on umd: I have 2 major surgeries coming up, one for my heart and one for my spine. Neither has been scheduled yet - just lots of MRIs, CT scans, and other tests, plus meetings with my doctors, nurses, and potential surgeons. That's why I need to opt out here because I won't be in the mood to be doing any messy forfeits for a while . Whenever troubling events in my real life have put a pause on my kinky mode, I've always returned to being even MORE kinky when those events have been resolved. I can only hope that will happen this time also .
We'll just have to get you really messy when you come back
I've opted back in, and what better way to get back in here fully than to post a dare:
@AlexaJane, @Elysia, @BrattyBaby: If you don't reply in 6 hours, (1) Make a large pile of shaving cream on the floor (2) Hide 5 bars of soap in the shaving cream (3) Tie your feet together and hands behind your back (4) Lie down and find and remove all 5 bars of soap with only your mouth
Seen and in under an hour! You'll have to let me know how much fun you have doing this! Hope you like the taste of soap.
Dms85 said: Tiedandmessy if you don't reply for 6 hours you should get three bowls of slop, one red, one white, the other blue and an old sheet. Tie your hands behind your back and using your body you should paint out the US flag onto the sheet. Should you get aroused, after finishing the painting, edge yourself for each star on the flag. If you cum before the allotted time you should ruin your orgasm onto a pie, pie yourself and give yourself some post orgasmic torture for one minute of each stripe. Should by a miracle you get aroused again then repeat the edging/ruined/pie/torture until there is nothing left.
Seen in less than 60 minutes
I got up really early today to shovel snow from the NorEaster .
Brattybaby said: It is so cold and wintery here. I'm not too fond of it. I miss summer. Summer means fun things like swimming and going hiking. OH! And BBQs... who doesn't enjoy a good BBQ?!
@tiedandmessy If you don't reply within 6 hours you must: Fill your undergarment(s) with foods that make you think of a BBQ. Maybe that's condiments like Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup, And BBQ Sauce. Maybe that's like Potato Salad and Baked Beans. But make sure you fill up though, ok? No one should leave BBQ without enough food. You should always be social before you leave a BBQ too. I think you should do a little dance before you clean up =)
Looking forward to your interpretation
Who wouldn't love a picnic in their pants
@tiedandmessy I don't think you responded seen to this in time? Unless responding to a different one counts for all within the timeframe or something?
For sure, I did not respond in time - not even close. And no, responding to a different dare counts only for that dare, so you got me good . I'll surely be using Mayo, Mustard, and Ketchup - need to think about what else to add to my underwear.
Brattybaby said: A few hours ago I was lucky enough to enjoy pudding filling my bra and panties. It was awesome, the best. But, I feel soooo selfish to be the only one enjoying such fun
@AlexaJane, @Elysia, @SloppedFool: If you don't reply in 6 hours please put at least a quarter cup of cold pudding down the front and another quarter cup down the back of your underwear. Make sure you keep them on as long as you reasonably can so you can enjoy some squishy sits
Brattybaby said: A few hours ago I was lucky enough to enjoy pudding filling my bra and panties. It was awesome, the best. But, I feel soooo selfish to be the only one enjoying such fun
@AlexaJane, @Elysia, @SloppedFool: If you don't reply in 6 hours please put at least a quarter cup of cold pudding down the front and another quarter cup down the back of your underwear. Make sure you keep them on as long as you reasonably can so you can enjoy some squishy sits