Sixfootsub- if you do not reply in 8 hours, purchase 2 large containers of yogurt. Strip down to your birthday suit. Cover your hair, face, and body in yogurt. Stroke yourself untul u get to the edge x times. X= number of hours from now until when u reply to this message Minus 20. After the edges do not cum for at least x hours. U may clean up once edges are complete.
If you don't reply in 12 hours, I want you to put on a pair of Lycra shorts. Tape round the legs with duct tape, and fill them with ten tins of beans. I want you to mush them round for five minutes, then I want you to release the beans into a bucket. Once all the beans are in the bucket, I want you to add a full carton of brown sauce, ketchup, and mayonnaise. You then either have the choice:
1. Tip into a hat, and wear the hat for an hour 2. Pour the bucket over yourself, outside.
Pieguybk if you don't reply in 6 hours lie face down in an extra deep pie filled with a dog food and baked beans mixture for 5 minutes adding an extra minute for every hour over 6 to maximum of 10.
Love you, too
you can keep your place haha
