Hello everyone out there in messyland, I wanted to tap this out to y'all and thank everyone who helped me to become umd's wammer of the day! I look forward to creating and sharing new content with y'all and I appreciate the warm welcome I have receiv...

After giving it some thought for the last few weeks I have decided to slink off into the night. I know im not a prolific poster of pictures etc but over the last few years have become good friends with some people from on here. In the last few mont...

As a producer and film maker who is into to WAM there is a double side to the sword, on the one hand I get pleasure from the creation of the films and on the other I get pleasure from the actual act of pouring all sorts of things over my beautiful wi...

This is probably my first memory of getting wet. There used to be a programme on TV called We are the champions. It was a sports competition between schools and the final round was always in a swimming pool. The teams were represented by different...

I used to get wet in shorts and t-shirts, mostly. But the best experience was my when I got my first football shirt. It was the manchester united home shirt (which is being modelled in my photos!) and at the time it was really shiny and baggy. I lo...

Please excuse a girl a little fantasizing about a guy she will never get! *** I awoke amidst a wave of orgasmic pleasure this morning. I couldn’t tell you what in my dreams sparked such a delicious tingling between my legs, but something certainl...

As the Meg underwear video could be the last video we make (there's a link in my profile for details, if you want to know why....) it makes it even greater of such a fine community of perverts, weirdos and general nutters have voted me WOTD for it's...

For Emma,… Emma and I had returned from another hard day’s work at our respective offices and still in our office work clothes, we had gone through the routine of the evening meal, before changing and settling down to another nights “entertainment”...

hi! I am a Strict experienced mistress and looking for someone who can join me take a journey on a lifestyle called BDSM And for you to know i am not here for horny stuff and I dont wanna waste My time talking to those who are not wiling to jo...

Today Is The Start Of The Long Road Well it is the 29th of February and we have a very little amount of time before we start filming. The preparation of this film is the key. Every light, prop, item of wardrobe and nut and bolt has to be checked c...

As you may or may not know, I have been the victim of some malicious gossip, which started at the Birmingham Splunch I'm sorry to say. Here is my side of events - I will names no names, but will lay out the facts. After the meet, I received an e-ma...

My splosh victim arrived yesterday and seemed slightly timid but then I guess it's only natural on your journey into virgin territory, little was said as he put on his black leotard over the top of of some sheer black tights. I ordered him to sit...

Ok, my bad, I forgot I left the behind-the-scenes blog hanging in mid-air halfway through Episode Five of You Can't Do That! Completely my fault! So I'm guessing that, due to the delay writing this, most people who will see it have already seen it...

At around the age of 25 it became pretty clear to me that I would never again feel that silly, butterflies in your stomach, nervous kind of love. I decided this was a ridiculous and child like excitement that wears off and ceases to exist when you a...

I want to buy a house and make my own video production studio so I can be a pervert full time.

Bryan came home from running errands to find Stacy waiting for him at the door wearing nothing but a black lace bra, G-string and garters. As usual, Bryan's attention was riveted by her perfect breasts that seemed to be bursting from her bra....

his is my review for the site www.wambabes.com. I have joined MANY times and love it. Before i carry on, i recommend this site for you. It really has something for everyone. (This not to disrespect any other website or producer out there, all sites...

Almost five weeks have now passed, since my lovely Emma Installed Joolia as our “domestic help” and our sex life has exploded into a scene of debauchery and humiliation, over the previous four weeks where Joolia has attended our apartment each Wednes...

Today I messed up MadMalc, self confessed and serial lady WAMmer… I avenged all those lovely ladies he has gunged, pied and doused in water giving him a taste of his own medicine. Firstly he sat on the edge of the bath as he tried to make his ar...

I'm probably posting about this WAY too soon, but I just can't help myself because I'm so excited. I might be shooting an episode of my "Pied in Public" series with scrumptious BBW star April Flores. If birthday cake could be a person, it would be...

… Almost five weeks have now passed, since my lovely Emma Installed Joolia as our “domestic help” and our sex life has exploded into a scene of debauchery and humiliation, over the previous four weeks where Joolia has attended our apartment each We...

Feel free to copy and paste this to YOUR blog! I love getting to know more about my peeps on UMD :D GENERAL INFO NAME: Jillian H. Lane NICKNAME: Several -- "Puglet," "Bun," "Bear," honestly too many to mention :P BIRTHDATE: 7/28/88 BIRTHPL...

My partner is out on saturday and I was ment to be going snowboarding. But I am thinking if I dont I could get some gunge fun in. nice and simple no smell and clean up before she even knows. With the possibility of filming it for you lovely people to...

Last night i had the shock of my life. My "Best Friend" decided to fuck off and leave me to pay all the rent and bills. He said i "Could handle it" and i cant. This afternoon i am off to sell my Ps3 and Gaming P.C. and if i still need cash, this...

Him- Want me to fuck you? Me- [takes a break from sucking dick] I was just thinking that. Him - I figured it was either that or you were mentally making a grocery list. Me- Well you’re in luck, I already went grocery shopping. [gives him the...