My version of talking dirty...By LeilaPosted 6/8/14 1409 views
Him- Want me to fuck you?
Me- [takes a break from sucking dick] I was just thinking that.
Him - I figured it was either that or you were mentally making a grocery list.
Me- Well youre in luck, I already went grocery shopping. [gives him the fuck me eyes]
Him- Hahawere really unsexy.
Me- Shut up and fuck me. I love you.
Him- I love you too carton of eggs.
*clearly my husband and I would need a script writer if we were to make porn together. *