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My version of talking dirty...
By Leila
Posted 6/8/14     1409 views
Him- Want me to fuck you?

Me- [takes a break from sucking dick] I was just thinking that.

Him - I figured it was either that or you were mentally making a grocery list.

Me- Well youre in luck, I already went grocery shopping. [gives him the fuck me eyes]

Him- Hahawere really unsexy.

Me- Shut up and fuck me. I love you.

Him- I love you too carton of eggs.

*clearly my husband and I would need a script writer if we were to make porn together. *
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Norman Mabeld:
6/12/14
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That's hilarious, Leila! But ..... I think that sounds like a lot of people, including my wife & me! Lol!
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