So, 2019 was, in short, a bit of a downer healthwise. Diabetes control has been rubbish - trying to find right meds that don't: upset stomach; wee constantly and actually reduce your blood sugars. Yes, I have been dieting and cutting out as much sug...

Well, where do you start???? I can honestly say this was an AMAMZING weekend in sunny Weston Super Mare. I travelled down from not so sunny Cheshire with my partner, Malcolm who, tbh isn't really a hardened splosher like myself. However, he throws hi...

Well, what a year I've had so far!! Since I last posted a blog I have passed my college course with distinction and been to Namibia (with college, on a 2 week stay at a rehabilitation reserve). Needless to say that trip was AMAZING!!! I have also...

After havinbg a few pm's about what I'm up to/why I'm not online much....I thought I'd better give you all an update..... Since August 2016 I have been back at college, undertaking a new venture, no less! I am now studying Animal Care Management, w...

Yes, I know! I've been pretty quiet on the messy forums recently, but it isn't without good reason. In fact, it's a very, very good reason. So, rather than me write a thousand e-mails individually to you all, here it is in a nutshell...... After f...

You know what it's like when you plan a BIG session - building up plans, arranging dates, the date gets cancelled due to random family business for either yourself or your play mate. You re-arrange and then that get cancelled too - you end up thinki...

Well, Christmas and New Year was a quiet affair, but I did get a long overdue messing just before my birthday, which was a whole lotta fun (See "How to trash a hotel bathroom") I have had time to reflect on what I really want to do (besides get a...

So.......it's been a while since I had a really good session, what with my big pool being trashed by NastyGunge's mess, and the general "can't be arsed" moods which seem to set in this time of year. Whilst having a nosey through the classifieds, I s...

As you may or may not know, I have been the victim of some malicious gossip, which started at the Birmingham Splunch I'm sorry to say. Here is my side of events - I will names no names, but will lay out the facts. After the meet, I received an e-ma...

Hi there, me again! So many times when I get mails or go to chat rooms I get asked the same question time after time. To keep myself from repeating myself more times than the BBC (bless 'em) I have decided to do a quick FAQ type blog about how I got...

OK, so this is a quick piece about what happens at a splunch, for my friends who have never been and don't know what to expect. Plus I'll also throw in my travelling adventures and take on folk I've met at these events. So, without further ado, pleas...

Well, here we are, February '12 and what's in store for MessyJojo???? After fighting off various demons in the guise of depression, I now feel ready to pick up where I left off last year. We seem to have had moderate success with BBwam, but where do...

Today, I'm gonna talk about one of my bette noir's - the dreaded bar stool, or getting on and off them! You see, being a short arse of only 5ft 4" and of a plus size, getting on and off these things is a bit of a nightmare, even in normal circumstan...

Hi there! if you are reading this, I guess you have seen or heard about our new website. I thought some of you might be interested in what goes on at a messy shoot - so here's what happened on Friday 29th July 2011. Up at stupid O'clock for a 4 hr...