Today I messed up MadMalc, self confessed and serial lady WAMmer I avenged all those lovely ladies he has gunged, pied and doused in water giving him a taste of his own medicine.

Firstly he sat on the edge of the bath as he tried to make his argument for gunging ladies to which I responded each time with a nice pie to the face. Even on a couple of occasions giving him a pie sandwich just for being cheeky and trying to condone his previous behaviour.

I asked him if he had seen what a state he was in and he bent forwards to look in the mirror sighing at the mess he could see all over his face. I then told him to step into the bath and continued by pouring custard over his head, thick and gloopy it ran nicely all over his face and down his front. Next I poured it down the front and back of both his shirt and shorts and into the very Peter Stringfellow G-string he had chosen to wear. He began to moan about how awful it was and that I was already enjoying this far too much, I laughed at him and reminded him it was payback for what he had done to all those girls, messing them and their outfits up.

A wedgy with his girly panties made him squeal. The custard squelched out the sides and dropped with a splat onto the bottom of the bath.

I the decided we were going to play a game of cards with my rules obviously. I had a handful of cards and he had to choose a colour and that was he had to call for each card, little did he know that once he had chosen black there was only 1 black card in my hand out of about 10 cards!

Every card he got wrong meant buckets of gunge were poured over his head, needless to say in a very short time he was one big sloppy mess as 3 buckets of gunge got poured over his head. A nice mixture of blue, orange and green and I even had him pull out his panties so it could drop in there too.

Then he did the ultimate WAM mistake and wiped the gunge away from his face to which I promptly replaced it saying if one of his models had done that what would have happened? Exactly that was his reply!

He got each card wrong bar one and then got excited because he thought he was in with a chance of throwing a pie at me think again. I then told him that yes he had guessed the correct colour but he also had to guess the number and suit of the card, fair play he guessed the number but unfortunately for him not the right suit.

Its alright for you to have rules to adhere to and mess up all those girls, quite different when the shoe is on the other foot

I then noticed a carton of soya milk I had neglected on the side along with a can of squirty cream, I had overlooked them in my haste to splosh MadMalc from head to toe. I grabbed them from the side, poured the milk straight over his head which ran over the gunge still clinging to him and all over his front, into his pants which he was holding open. He tried to tell me how cold it was but tough he had to poke up with it until I was done and that I stated maybe he would think twice in future before deciding to splosh any more girls.

I emptied the can of squirty cream onto his head and couldnt help laughing at the mess he was in asking if he had seen what a state he was. The remainder of the can went down his panties which I pulled up again to give him another wedgy making the cream seep out at the sides.

Last but not least I tipped a bucket of cold water over his head to cool him off and as he looked down his underwear to a rather gunge filled concoction he said that looks a bit blue.

I said it soon will be! as I tipped the remainder of the bucket in one large gush down the front of his pants.