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GENERAL INFO

NAME: Jillian H. Lane
NICKNAME: Several -- "Puglet," "Bun," "Bear," honestly too many to mention
BIRTHDATE: 7/28/88
BIRTHPLACE: Western KY
EYE COLOUR: Blue
HAIR COLOUR: Black and teal tips (it's actually blonde)
HEIGHT: 5'
BODY TYPE: oh come on, you guys be the judge here.
SIGN OF THE ZODIAC: Leo. I don't believe in astrology.
RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Righty

DO YOU SMOKE: I smoke a vapor cigarette because I'm a tool. Actually, no, I'll own it here --I smoke vapor because according to the CDC "regardless of the toxins in e-cigarettes, they are far better than smoking regular cigarettes." I feel better, I don't get out of breath as much, I get fewer upper respiratory infections, etc. But yes, I use nicotine.
DO YOU DRINK: Not very often at all. No red wines, no "skinny girl" cocktails, NO MOCATOS. GROSS. I do like beer, gin, nothing sweet.
DO YOU TAKE DRUGS: I drink sodas, so caffeine; I smoke so there's nicotine; I take a ton of naproxen for my back... Be careful with NSAIDs! I went into kidney failure this year and learned that the NSAIDs can cause that. Now I take far fewer each day. Marijuana can be great when used responsibly (and even then it's not super-often that I get to do it.)
HERITAGE: German/Irish/Northern Italian
YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: Eyes. So I've been told, and so I believe.
SIBLINGS: I think I have a sister... Julie, I want to say?
WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE: I don't have a driver's license. Not in my 25 years have I gotten one. I took my driver's test and I failed. It sucked. Then I kept having seizures and wasn't able to even attempt to get a license.
DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED: Absolutely And I will soon!
DO YOU WANT KIDS: Done! I shall respect his privacy because even though he's still very young, he thinks he's a teenager and he likes his privacy. Jayce and I both have sons who look exactly like us and are just a year apart in age. It's pretty much perfect considering how close my sister and I are. He's a wee little mite like me. Waaaayy too teeny for 4 years old!

FAVOURITE
SPORT: I tolerate sports... But I'm not really a fan of any of them. I live in The South so college sports are a way of life and University of KY is the shit, even if they didn't make it to the final four this year.
FOOD: I. Love. ALL. FOOD. Cooking has been a passion of mine since my pre-preteens.
PLACE TO EAT: Again, another hard one... There's a fabulous Thai place in Nashville called "Jasmine" and it's amazing. Then there's an authentic Indian/vegetarian place called Woodland's in Nashville and it's even more amazing and cheap!
ICE CREAM: "The Great Divide" made by Blue Bell
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: See "do you drink?"
PURFUME/AFTERSHAVE: Green Tea by Elizabeth Arden. It reminds me of my mom
DESIGNER LABEL: Alexander McQueen and Christian Dior.
HOLIDAY DESTINATION: Any place with sun, sand, water, and no college kids
COLOUR: Blue!
SONG: I always go through phases, so right now it's anything by Big Black Delta (specifically "Capsize," "Side of the Road," and "IFUCKINGLOVEYOU") Sin Cos Tan's "Sooner Than Now" and I LOVE MIKE PATTON (And Mr. Bungle)*
NUMBER: 54
MOVIE: I could watch "The Royal Tennenbaums" or "The Virgin Suicides" 100 times and not be bored.
TV PROGRAMME: The Golden Girls, 30 Rock, Louie, Mad Men, Walking Dead, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
CAR/BIKE ETC: Audi s6 v10

THIS AND THAT
HUGS OR KISSES: Hugs, definitely hugs. Embracing is so much more intimate. In fact...




LOOKS OR PERSONALITY: Personality. Definitely. Yes my boyfriend is ungodly attractive, he just can't help it, and he has other qualities that are equally attractive, and massive, but if he couldn't make me laugh or wasn't very bright I'd drop him like a hot potato. I like humble people, I like nerds (but they wouldn't call themselves that...) and I couldn't be with someone who wasn't as cool as I am. Truth lol
LOVE OR MONEY: Definitely love. I've seen too many people stuck in loveless relationships just for money and I don't ever want to be in that position.
LISTEN OR TALK: Both! I do like to talk on occasion though and when I do it's clearly a lot.
PIZZA OR PASTA: That's like asking who you love more, your mother or your father... I love my mom and I love pizza lol.
COFFEE OR TEA: Tea. Yummy yummy tea.
SEX OR CHOCOLATE: Porque no las dos?? I don't think they're mutually exclusive hehe
LIES OR TRUTH: Oh god, really. Truth. Truth truth truth, even if it hurts.
LOVE OR LUST: Again, both. I need both in my life!
BEER OR LAGER: Beer


IN A BOY OR GIRL

I like vaguely-ethnic, very Jewish-looking men.
HAIR COLOUR: Dark hair
EYE COLOUR: Dark, intense eyes.
HEIGHT: Loooove tall men
BODY TYPE: Average build. I don't like overly-muscular, overly-skinny, or overly-ANYTHING.
DRESS STYLE: Casual. I like a man who takes care of himself, but not a man who cares more about what he's wearing than ME!
TATTOOS: Not covered in tattoos, and if they are they have to be something meaningful and preferably something he designed himself.
PIERCINGS: Neh... Not really.
GOOD LOOKING: Well, duh. No one sets out to find someone absolutely hideous, do they?
GREAT PERSONALITY: I'm beginning to think this survey was made by a 12-year-old lol. No shit
SENSE OF HUMOR: EXTREMELY important! I love to laugh
SHORT OR LONG HAIR: It really depends on who is sporting the hair.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU...
SPOKE TO ON YOUR MOBILE: Kemic
YOU DANCED WITH: My son
YOU KISSED PASSIONATELY: Adam W.
YOU HUGGED AS A FRIEND: Kemic
YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T: Jason Schwartzman
YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH: See "kissed passionately"
TOLD YOU LOVED: Adam W.
YOU TOLD YOU HATED: Kemic. He pissed me off and it was kinda personal.
MADE CRY: Myself. It was an intimate moment... I teared up hehe
WHO MADE YOU ANGRY: A kitchen chair. I threw it and it bruised my leg really bad after I kicked it
MADE YOU LAUGH TILL YOU CRIED: An episode of Flavor of Love XD

RANDOM STUFF YOU MIGHT WANNA KNOW
THE SHOES I WORE TODAY WERE: None!
YOU MOST OVER USED PHRASE: "The thing is is that..." lol. It's such an annoying habit!
DO YOU SING: Shittily!!!
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS: If I read in the car, even text messages.
DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: I'm a flautist ^_^
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Ah, already there... *sigh*
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LUST: All day, every day. I think about sex so much that I wear my boyfriend OUT. I definitely have been even more lately! OMG!
YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: Kemic. 9 years.
YOUR SHORTEST RELATIONSHIP: 12 minutes. Realized the guy was my 2nd cousin XD Yikes!
DO YOU KISS ON A FIRST DATE: Of course that depends on the mood, but perfectly acceptable!
WOULD YOU HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND: No. It's not socially-responsible these days, I think, but if it's what you like to do and you don't feel bad about it, by all means do it! Just be SAFE.
WOULD YOU HAVE SEX ON A FIRST DATE: Eh... I don't think so. I don't judge it though!
EVER CHEATED ON YOUR B/F OR G/F: Yes I have. I will admit it. One of the biggest mistakes ever.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHEATED ON: Yes and I shut that mess down QUICK.
HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING YOU REGRET: Cheating
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN ANYTHING: Yes! I stole cosmetics when I was a young adult just to show I could. Stupid.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CALLED A TEASE: Yes, because some idiot website producer wanted a raunchy lap dance from me for only $200, then $500, then $1,000, then more, but damn it, that's not what I was there to do!
DO YOU KEEP YOURSELF FIT: Not. At. ALL. I do a lot of grueling work throughout the day, but never sit down to actually exercise.
HOW WOULD YOU WANT TO DIE: Peacefully, and when it's my time.
WHAT UNDERWEAR DID YOU WEAR TODAY: Truth be told, I've gone commando all day...
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON STAGE: I used to be an actor! *throws hair back*
FAVOURITE QUOTE: "The naysayers of today will be brewing my coffee tomorrow..." -Elijah Blue Allman

AND FINALLY
WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO MEET: Jason Schwartzmen.
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE IN 10 YEARS TIME: In my own home, sitting on the back deck suntanning, holding hands with my husband in adjacent empty claw-footed bathtubs like in an erectile-dysfunction commercial.
WHATS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WHEN WAKING UP: "Oh dear god I'm so tired and my back hurts so baaaaaaaaad."
WHATS THE LAST THING YOU THOUGHT OF BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP: Depending on the night, but usually "I wouldn't trade this spot where I am for anything in the whole world... Ahh...." Real answer, not canned.

Kind of funny how some of the answers didn't change after 3 years

*reference for the "favorite music"