Brandy, You're a Pie Girl
(song: Brandy, You're a Fine Girl)
(with apologies to Looking Glass)
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
There's a store in a western mall
Making pies that splatter very well
Lucky wammers pick up boxes tall
To carry to their... |
Over the next week Danny and the guys from the club plotted how to get revenge on Rick. Danny was surprised that Steve, one of Rick's oldest friends, was in on the plot. Steve explained that Rick was always a bit of an arrogant bully and it would ser... |
Saturday soon came and Danny turned up for work as usual. Rick explained that tonight he'd need four guys on stage to take part in some games and he picked Danny, Tom, Alex and Max. Rick handed the guys football tops and white football shorts and tol... |
We had been celebrating the end of the last summer before we parted ways. Highschool was over and it was a new chapter. We decided to have one more night with just the girls. I was the youngest at the party but it didn't feel that way. I worked to pa... |
So one night not too long ago i was at a party with some friends some guys, some girls and we were drinking laughing having a good time and before we know it, its around midnight and really quite dark outside. I heard one of the girls (kirsty) saying... |
Since I really liked showering in my brown work robe, I thought I'd better see how I feel swimming in the lake with it on.
On the day I'm talking about, it was suffocatingly hot, so I was dressed only in a brown work robe, black jeans and sports sho... |
In the year 1996, during the summer practical work, although most of the colleagues (men) had blue, black, sometimes green work clothes, I wore brown work clothes: brown work pants and a brown work robe with sleeves, wrinkled at the back. Under the b... |
Pie Throwers!
(with apologies to Ray Parker, Jr.)
Pie Throwers!
If pies do fly
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Pie Throwers!
If it's in your face
And you don't look good
Who you gonna call
Pie Throwers!
I ain't 'fraid of no pie
I ain't '... |
In early 2000, June was very rainy but warm. On the day I am talking about, I had left the classes with my colleague. I was wearing blue jeans, white t-shirt, shiny blue rain jacket and sneakers. My colleague was wearing black jeans, black t-shirt, a... |
(continuation of the story "Me and My Colleagues from the University at the Lake II")
At the beginning of 2000, in June, after the end of the courses, together with some colleagues, we had a fully clothed bath in lake.
On the way home, I stayed o... |
When I was at the university, sometimes in the summer, after sports classes, I and some of my colleagues would go to the lake to take a bath, to cool off. Usually my colleagues jumped into the water with just their sport pants and sport shoes.
On th... |
I Wanna Throw My Pie
(with apologies to the Beatles)
Oh yeah, I'll show you something
I think you want to try
When I hold that something
I wanna throw that pie
I wanna throw that pie at you
I wanna throw that pie
Oh please, say to me
You want my pi... |
3 years later...
After Ben's downfall Danny continued working at Rick's club for another few months before moving on. He broke up amicably with Sophie and didn't hear anything from Ben or Calvin again. Then he finished his studies and moved to a ne... |
On a hot day in the summer of 1997, I met my University colleagues in the park. I was wearing blue jeans, striped t-shirt, sports shoes. A colleague wore shiny sports shorts, white T-shirt, sports shoes. The second colleague was wearing brown jeans,... |
When the boys woke up there was no sign of Calvin. Danny wore his speedos and lounged by the pool for most of the day. A number of guys came over to chat to Danny and told him how much they were enjoying watching him. Danny smiled and took photos... |
Digby Digging-Dance had been red-faced and weak-kneed all day. Today's humiliating dress resembled a French maids outfit, but with more frills, matching high heels, and a yellow, white and pink colour scheme. That and a silly hat made to look like a... |
She'll Pie You
(with apologies the Beatles)
She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She'll pie you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You think you've lost your love
Well, I saw her yesterday
It's you she's thinkin' of
And she told m... |
Mr Come-come Creampie took his hand away at last, but the pie clung perfectly to poor terrified Digby's face. His body wouldn't move, and so the chubby fae was forced to lick the rancid dessert around his lips before he could breathe properly. But as... |
Hi all,
Please let me share a Wetlook experience that I had a couple of years ago. As we all know to have a clothed bath is an amazing experience and from the moment I realised that I have shower and a bathroom why not perform clothed showers in orde... |
Digby hung suspended by his creamy pink panties for more than a few hours. His unfortunate boner had throbbed mercilessly the entire time. At one time he overheard whispers from a couple who had spotted it. Fortunately it went no further. The dessert... |
This is about one of the few moments that me and my girlfriend ended up having a clothed bath in the jacuzzi of our hotel room after a night out..
My girlfriend she not so much into doing wet clothing but sometimes she is open when I express the ide... |
After sulking on the diner floor for an hour, Digby pulled himself together and got to work. He wriggled into a seated position, then shifted onto his knees. He looked down on the paddling pool filled with leftovers, the enormous spread of mess aroun... |
"Wait, wait- You wouldn't?!" Steve gave a false protest, as he wriggled against the ropes keeping him tied down to a chair in the middle of a kitchen. One of the four girls surrounding him, whom he was looking away from swooped a giant banana cream p... |
Closing time had come and gone, but Digby was still on the clock. Mr Creampie had invited friends over tonight and needed his employee to wait on them.
Mr Creampie had been kinder to Digby over this last month. Sure he still called him Piggy and had... |
Clues for "The First Pies Thrown"
Three romantic couples got together for their weekly pie fight. On the countdown, all six of the participants threw a pie. Wilma noticed that all six of the participants were hit in the face with this opening salv... |
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