Lauren, a slim and attractive blonde girl, lived in a picturesque house with a vast field at the back. For weeks, heavy rain had fallen relentlessly, turning the once-green landscape into a vast sea of mud. Lauren had always had a fascination with mu... |
No Way to Pie
(song: No Time to Die)
(with apologies to Hans Zimmer, Billie Eilish, and Finneas O'Connell)
(suggested by piboiva)
I should've known
I'd pie alone
It just goes to show
That the pie you throw
Is just the pie you owe
We threw a pair
Bu... |
Afternoon Pie Fight
(song: Afternoon Delight)
(with apologies to Bill Danoff)
(suggested by Creamedguy2)
Gonna call my buddies, gonna do them right
Gonna host me 'n afternoon pie fight
My motto's always been, "there's a pie in flight"
Is there anyth... |
This is a true story. Career paths for me and my partner preclude me from sharing pics, but I wanted to share the experience with the folks on this site. Thanks for all the inspiration :D
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My long distance girlfriend (late 20s, petite, fit brunet... |
Sofia's life over the past few months had gotten an awful lot messier thanks to Kimberley. She'd mistakenly trusted her best friend with her secret fetish and unfortunately Kimberley had blabbed about it to Sofia's friends, work colleagues and even h... |
On a rainy afternoon in March, I was coming to college, dressed in a long blue winter jacket, blue jeans and a striped knee-length pullover. Because I was sitting a lot, my long blue winter jacket was wrinkled at the back. The light rain had moistene... |
The Slime is Not Enough
(song: The World is Not Emough)
(with apologies to David Arnold and Don Black)
(suggested by Piboiva)
I'm under the slime
A feeling sublime
Be covered in goo
A helluva time
I turn my face up
To feel the sweet touch
No one ev... |
Katlyn crawled on her knees and elbows through the hole in the fence. The noises coming from the other side had finally gotten to her. She had to know what was going on. She had been exercising in the garden of her boyfriend's house while he was out... |
Lauren had endured a strict upbringing. She was forever being told off for getting dirty and was never allowed to play in the dirt. Lauren, like so many of us, was the product of her upbringing and as a young adult she felt that her overly strict tre... |
As usual a hot day in August on the sea beach, I see Andra coming to the beach, the woman from the previous story who was now wearing a blue denim midi skirt, tight, very sexy on her bottom and a blue blouse, shod with shoes of sports. Andra sat down... |
Some time ago, every day, in a block of flats in the neighborhood where I lived, there was a maid lady who one day wore a sleeveless green work robe, another day the maid wore a sleeveless blue work robe. The maid had both her work robes wrinkled at... |
What Do You Do with a Chocolate Cream Pie
(Song: What Will You Do with a Drunken Sailor)
What do you do with a chocolate cream pie
What do you do with a chocolate cream pie
What do you do with a chocolate cream pie
Ear-lie in the morning
(chorus---... |
On another hot summer afternoon, I see Falla again, the lady who collects shells from the sea water. Now Falla was dressed in a very tight prewashed blue denim midi skirt a little wrinkled in front, sexy and a pink blouse. As in the previous story, F... |
The old porcelain tub filled steadily, steam curling into the cool air of the bathroom. Debbie stood beside it, fully dressed. Not in pajamas or a robe, but in her favourite going-out outfit: a dark blue denim shirt tucked into a snug, knee-length de... |
Over the next week Danny and the guys from the club plotted how to get revenge on Rick. Danny was surprised that Steve, one of Rick's oldest friends, was in on the plot. Steve explained that Rick was always a bit of an arrogant bully and it would ser... |
Saturday soon came and Danny turned up for work as usual. Rick explained that tonight he'd need four guys on stage to take part in some games and he picked Danny, Tom, Alex and Max. Rick handed the guys football tops and white football shorts and tol... |
We had been celebrating the end of the last summer before we parted ways. Highschool was over and it was a new chapter. We decided to have one more night with just the girls. I was the youngest at the party but it didn't feel that way. I worked to pa... |
So one night not too long ago i was at a party with some friends some guys, some girls and we were drinking laughing having a good time and before we know it, its around midnight and really quite dark outside. I heard one of the girls (kirsty) saying... |
Since I really liked showering in my brown work robe, I thought I'd better see how I feel swimming in the lake with it on.
On the day I'm talking about, it was suffocatingly hot, so I was dressed only in a brown work robe, black jeans and sports sho... |
3 years later...
After Ben's downfall Danny continued working at Rick's club for another few months before moving on. He broke up amicably with Sophie and didn't hear anything from Ben or Calvin again. Then he finished his studies and moved to a ne... |
On a hot day in the summer of 1997, I met my University colleagues in the park. I was wearing blue jeans, striped t-shirt, sports shoes. A colleague wore shiny sports shorts, white T-shirt, sports shoes. The second colleague was wearing brown jeans,... |
When the boys woke up there was no sign of Calvin. Danny wore his speedos and lounged by the pool for most of the day. A number of guys came over to chat to Danny and told him how much they were enjoying watching him. Danny smiled and took photos... |
Digby Digging-Dance had been red-faced and weak-kneed all day. Today's humiliating dress resembled a French maids outfit, but with more frills, matching high heels, and a yellow, white and pink colour scheme. That and a silly hat made to look like a... |
Debbie sank into the steaming water, the porcelain rim a cool contrast against her flushed skin. Oddly, she hadn't bothered to undress. The heavy denim of her knee-length skirt clung to her legs, the white shirt plastered against her torso, the smart... |
Mr Come-come Creampie took his hand away at last, but the pie clung perfectly to poor terrified Digby's face. His body wouldn't move, and so the chubby fae was forced to lick the rancid dessert around his lips before he could breathe properly. But as... |
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