My new boyfriend and I had decided to go for a country walk with a pub lunch thrown in at some point. I got dressed up carefully so that I'd look nice, but with consideration to the country walk part, and also the fact that it was late winter and qui...

Full Disclosure: I got "busted" last night only hours after posting the last story. Apparently the husband of one of the business ladies is on UMD as well so I will be as vague about identifying names and locations as possible, okay Scott? And yes,...

"They're all crazy!" That's what I was greeted with as I came through the front door. Two dour looking women on my couch sipping wine in front of the fireplace on a freezing January night in 1998. Before I could even say a word as I walked in and...

Let the mess begin. Jake has just texted Mike, ands he replied with the offer of custard. What will happen next? -------------------------------------------------- It was starting to dawn on me that my place was mine again. I was free to do what I wa...

Hey. This is my first story I've properly written. I'm a bit nervous about sharing it with you guys, but I hope you enjoy. This is part 1 of many. ------------ I knew it was going to be one of those days. Not one of those days where everything goes w...

Hotel Pennsylvania Actually it was a hotel IN Pennsylvania, the Pocono region to be more specific. We went down for a fall foliage trip, the casino, and to do some early Christmas shopping. Ended up being rainy and cold so we put on our favorite "ge...

About a month ago I had been repeatedly pied and thoroughly humiliated for an advert for a new retail store. My agent Trish had declared the whole thing a great success and stated the store were keen for me to undertake further promotions for them. T...

White66 Posts 24 Oct 12, 2018 #1 The darkness was broken by a flickering of light, tiny narrow strips flaring into life the very second Lena emerged, still leading the the team behind her. Geri is leading that group, her night vision being well u...

The sounds and smells of a fair can, to some, be exhilarating. The screams from the roller coaster, the music of the midway, the avenue of food vendors with delicious smells wafting through the air... are all contaminated when you spend the whole day...

Mark had been gagging for a gunge session for ages and had one planned with an internet contact this weekend he had his flat to himself as his housemate Trevor was going away and so Mark was going to host the session. He really wanted to go to town...

I'm pretty excited to have gotten PICTURE OF THE DAY!!!

Here's another memory of some of the fun we had when we were together. It's a long story encompassing an entire weekend, but it was a heck of a couple days! North of Brattleboro VT is a place known as "Rock River". Not sure if that's a real or mad...

2 handsome very smartly dressed guys with impeccable suits and striped ties, perfectly knotted have gotten into a heated discussion in a bar about who is the best mathematician. They are both stubborn and conceited and neither is willing to admit the...

Week 10 of the NFL season eventually rolls around and with it, comes the final regular season matchup between Katy's Green Bay Packers, and your Minnesota Vikings. Both teams are looking like fringe playoff contenders, so today's divisional matchup...

We had an exceptionally warm Columbus Day a few years back, after a rainy but mild fall - so far. Usually during the colder months, we'd take a ride to the shore, grab some lunch, and get some air and sunshine - just to break things up and see somet...

I thought you might like to hear about the time I went into mud with ALL of my clothes on! There was a really muddy area at the back of my work, being developed. it was basically a building site. And I went out the back door, and got locked out! So I...

The lights were off in her bedroom as we sat up against a pile of pillows with the sheets pulled up over our legs, bathed in the cool light of late night television. I was more preoccupied with watching her than by the TV show. While her focus was...

Story written in response to a request from an anonymous reader. -- The Research Institute for Latent Emotions was Stan's final collection of the day. He was very much looking forward to finishing his job and getting home, so he could put his feet...

It was after our third trip to The Regal club that Kat announced she'd invited Justin back to our place for a good seeing-to. Not that she just wanted him for a shag mind. You see Justin was an eccentric thespian, and a well-hung one at that. We'd...

The following Monday and Naomi was sat at her desk when Alexis messaged her. Naomi picked up her phone and read the text message. Hi Naomi, Coming to see me and Katie get all gungey tomorrow night? Xxx She quickly replied. Hi Lex, sounds like fun....

Naomi's session was soon finished and she swam to the side, climbed out and stood with Rachel. And the pair watched Penny slip into the pool for her set. As Penny swam and posed for the cameras Naomi started to feel a bit of a chill. 'I'm going to sl...

Summary: While hosting a TV party at his house to watch the premiere of his humiliating commercials for the world's messiest game show, our intrepid hero casually admits to his best friend that he wouldn't be entirely opposed to trying the thing out...

Summary: Bitter about the changes to his messy game show, the host spitefully singles out a former contestant for some vicious revenge. Setting: The early 1980s Author's Note: Very strong warning for humiliation; this one turned out really dark and...

Summary: Charged with cleaning up after a birthday party at their workplace, a newlywed couple finds a use for all that leftover cake and melting ice cream. Setting: The early 1980s Author's Note: This is rated slightly higher than TLT#1 but it's s...

Plot Summary: Coerced into appearing on a televised messy game show and then losing in grand style in front of his boss, his coworkers, his secret crush and pretty much the entire under-30 viewing demographic across the nation, Todd had never felt mo...